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weariedfae, to risa in CALL NOW!

Holy crap this is gold.

Iron_Lynx, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Are the pills binary? Because I wouldn’t want to rewind to far before either shacking up with, or maybe meeting, my girl. And all the fun things I would wish upon every iteration of myself that I’m doing now are things I’d started with in adulthood.
I’d only really be interested in taking about a third of a red pill, since that’d probably take me back to after I started most of these fun things.

If I’d be required to take whole pills, I’d take the blue one.

sagrotan, to memes in title
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

For the emperor!

TheGrandNagus, (edited ) to risa in Just a little bit

Genocide requires intent. Whereas this alien just had a fleeting moment of anger at the time of his wife being murdered.

Can he really be tried for genocide? It’s hard to say, but I’d say not. We all have dark intrusive thoughts, and in this instance it had disastrous consequences.

It’s all moot anyway. If you have no means or intention to enforce a law, does it really exist?

gbuttersnaps,

Second degree species slaughter

JAM,

The heat-of-passion is something to argue to mitigate culpability. Yes, he killed an entire species, and wasn’t exactly justified, but his emotions and passions were inflamed by the aliens murdering his wife making his actions involuntary.

TheGrandNagus,

Yeah but we aren’t talking heat-of-the-moment shoving someone into traffic during a bar fight, we’re talking heat-of-the-moment naughty thought during an aerial bombardment from a hostile force where his wife was killed.

cholesterol,

Ah, a heated gaming moment. We’ve all been there.

Samy,

That’s why manslaughter is different than murder

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Genocide requires intent.

Is that actually, legally, true?

In other words, does the word identify the cause, or the effect?

Can he really be tried for genocide? It’s hard to say, but I’d say not.

How so? The facts seem self-evident.

It’s all moot anyway. If you have no means or intention to enforce a law, does it really exist?

You can still classify someone though in such a way, in hopes that in some future time you can enforce the law on them, having being previously judged as a criminal.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yes, genocide is intentional, it’s in the definition.

TheGrandNagus,

Genocide does require intent, yes.

RizzRustbolt, to risa in Just a little bit

Genocide is systematic.

This was instantaneous.

lightnsfw, to risa in Just a little bit

Yea, but genocide is like way to much paperwork

ClarkDoom, to risa in Every time I'm trying to decide what new show I should check out

I’m doing a chronological rewatch of the whole franchise and am at the episodes where DS9 and Voyager overlap. It is mind boggling how much better DS9 is. I find myself wanting to skip almost every Voyager episode so I can just get to the DS9 ones.

hakunawazo, to risa in CALL NOW!
pelya, to comicstrips in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)
LordKitsuna,

On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

AnonStoleMyPants,

But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

ladicius,

Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

Seriously. No joke.

TurtleTourParty,

Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

til including men

Deconceptualist,

So what’s in the third panel??? Giant human bollocks? lol

pelya,

The Holy Gonads of thy Lord.

Rookeh, (edited ) to risa in CALL NOW!

Worf is in the opening scene because he’s trying to sue Picard over that barrel.

CareHare, to comicstrips in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)

Jeroom is my hero.

Sharkictus, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Six is a bit early. If I could go back to between age 18 and December 2015

I could make money and have a way better career trajectory and love life.

Otherwise back spring/summer 2007.

6 is pointless. Knowledge and wisdom in a body and brain not equipped for it? Hardcore depression.

So yeah 10 mill.

key, to lemmyshitpost in Farewell MatPat Its been an honor with you O7
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

What’s mat pat? Some tiktoker?

abbadon420,

Close, but no cigar. He’s a youtuber.

kittenzrulz123,

Hes one of the classic YouTubers, he’s been a major player for well over a decade now

PeriodicallyPedantic, to lemmyshitpost in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything

Was matpat big with zoomers? I thought he was more a millennial audience 🤔

gmtom,

Nah his biggest audience was FNAF kids.

dual_sport_dork, (edited )
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds about right.

I believe FNAF getting mega-popular was the precise moment when the scales tipped for me and I officially became old. I looked at it, and I decided that it’s just dumb and I can’t comprehend why the kids these days are so into it. I mean, I know the real draw is watching streamers or whoever freak out at all the jump scares and act ridiculous. But that’s a pastime that doesn’t appeal to me in any form whatsoever. Just, get that kind of thing off my lawn.

I did watch a ton of Game Theories videos, though.

guyinachair,

I wanna point out, recognizing something isn’t for you doesn’t make you old. Your refusal to recognize it as something someone else enjoys is where that boomer mentality comes in. That’s just a theory, a BOOMER theory

Truly an internet staple

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Huh, I thought FNAF was all younger millennials

bl4ckblooc,

I never played FNAF, but those were the only Game Theorist videos I really liked.

DragonTypeWyvern,

He had a couple I enjoyed and actually bought the premise, but I’ll be damned if I could tell you what they were

mp3, to lemmyshitpost in Farewell MatPat Its been an honor with you O7
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

For those out of the loop like me

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