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Kedly, to memes in Spices too

OOOOOOHHH ALLIUM NOT “ALLISM”… I was so confused what this had to do with nuerotypical and nuerodivergent people

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Bolemia for BJs.

Zerush, (edited ) to memes in Spices too
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Allium family also make the world nicer, even those for the kitchen have nice flowers if planted.

https://file.coffee/u/Z8zzuUD0hbhyv-QLnNLG-.jpg https://file.coffee/u/eeH-q1EvdT2kv8Ha8BpZa.webp

Xttweaponttx,

Wow!! Do they grow that spherical or are those groomed??

Either way, beautiful!!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

They grow mostly spherical, but depending of the species of ornamental allium. Also a normal onion has a beautifull flower if you plant it.

Onion

https://file.coffee/u/mh19pgg2UFPavhkV6ypDR.jpg

Garlic

https://file.coffee/u/MuLfrzJ_8Bt58SaEYPALC.png

Aermis,

And the flowers taste delicious!

rehydrate5503,

Holy, that’s so pretty! Would love to have some in my garden.

Zerush, (edited )
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

There are several webs of ornamental allium which show how to plant and care for them, the different species, etc.

RealFknNito, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

If my girl whips out a chart like this, I don’t care if we’re 20 years together and married, your boy is gonna go get milk.

GBU_28, (edited )

-ed

Potatos_are_not_friends, to comicstrips in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Companies gobbling up other companies like pacman.

Tale as old as time.

Kyrrrr,

Evolution really hasn’t gotten passed the amoeba model

Psaldorn, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

The moral of this comic is the last pane, where the hobbyist goes back to doing what they enjoy and the other guy is still a miserable, lonely cunt.

FatTony, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t it be more useful if he first threw up and then cleaned up?

Mango, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Transactional.

Keeping score isn’t love.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

His face tells it

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I’d totally get her to suck my dick 10 times per day and never nag again. This seems like a good deal.

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

“Honey, the kids are taking 5 lunches to school today, I’m adding the stickers myself, thanks”.

aesthelete,

I can pee and throw up 10 times per day, no issues.

Am I the only one alarmed that he’s cleaning up so much vomit? I mean I get that he wants the BJs, but is he feeding the kids syrup of ipecac sandwiches?

doggle,

Very young kids puke sometimes. It happens. We also don’t know how long it took him to get all those stickers. Could’ve been over the course of a few months or longer.

aesthelete, (edited )

It’s 3x as often as he does the dishes at any rate; he must not be a big drinker.

EDIT: It’s 2x as often as he puts the toilet seat down as well…must not have to go pee pee very often.

EDIT2: For people with the “toilet seat down” problem, just get a toilet seat that slow closes on its own…they’re like 20 bucks and then you can just tap the top of the top part of the seat and it does the rest of the work.

dream_weasel,

Plot twist: daddy is bulemic.

platypus_plumba,

I would.

watty, to comicstrips in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

It’s hard to make time for sex when you are learning how to fly a kite from its tail. The man is defying basic physics right there.

harry_balzac, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Sorry dude but you are most definitely not Kenough.

psycho_driver, to comicstrips in "One Ring To Rule Them All" by ArcadeRage

Kitter was made for this!

NigelFrobisher, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Wait, his kids made this?

doggle,

Presumably his wife made it. Hopefully as a joke.

JasonDJ,

My kids would absolutely put “BJs” as a reward in my sticker chart.

But to them, BJs is the store I buy paper goods, frozen foods, and non-perishables at. I love that place.

MagnyusG,

naked hula dance by yours truly

I fukn hope not

Haha, to memes in Spices too

Even my tears taste better with them!!

mhague, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Back in my day we assumed everything on the internet was false, and we liked it.

FeelzGoodMan420,

One thing I have noticed is that most people assume that these obviously fake posts are real. I personally just assume everything is complete bullshit until proven otherwise. I guess I’m in the minority.

MaoZedongers,

I assume it’s fake, but there’s not much to talk about in that case, so I look for the people who think it’s real and then engage with them since their opinions are based how they feel about this very fucked up situation if it were real.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And then we watched Dana Carvey do an old man on SNL and whine and complain the whole time, “wah, wah, wah. I’m an old man. Laugh at me.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/463ebb48-d8ed-4c74-93c0-e32c02257d8e.png

And we liked it.

vsis,
@vsis@feddit.cl avatar

“Don’t believe everything you see on internet.” Albert Einstein.

Tja, (edited )

Do you feel smart just because you are quoting Einstein?

  • Abraham Lincoln
prime_number_314159,

Yes, actually.

-Archimedes (translated)

bizarrocullen, to memes in Sad but quite true :(

I see this on askreddit all the time, “I realized I was the one reaching out, so I decided to let them initiate the conversation. We haven’t talked in years”.

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