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GrammatonCleric, to memes in How difficult is it to understand
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Behind every other meme is some lame-ass propaganda

Vaggumon, to newcommunities in Hey everyone, check out Police Supporters Of Lemmy, pro-cop lemmy space where we post funny cop memes, wholesome cop moments, and cops being heroes.
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cool, new lemmy’s and people to block.

FlyingSquid, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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theangryseal,

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

FlyingSquid,
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Um… uh… uh… Spiderwebs Hella Good Simple Kind of Life?

I’m bad at this. :(

chemicalwonka, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
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Water full of microplastics S+ Tier

Yprum, to memes in No doubt. Wanna fight me?

Whiskey tho

StalinIsMaiWaifu,
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It’s a type of water so it’s S tier

Mr_Blott,

Châteauneuf du Pape tho

ZeroTemp,

Nectar of the God’s

Mr_Blott,

Of the god’s what? Don’t leave us hanging!!

phoenixz, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Yeah this looks like a horrible couple photo about 3 months before the inevitable divorce.

Beardsley, to comicstrips in "Purpose" by PoorlyDrawnLines

You leave my board games out of this

wahming,

It’s not niche! There are dozens of us!

Phegan, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

I hate how our society has created a world where the dad of a family is an extra child for the wife to take care of.

NixDev,

Yeah one of the guys I work with has a 4-5 month old. He came back to work a few weeks ago and Mom is still on maternity leave. He made the comment that because he is working 100% of the child care is done by mom. He has to work so she can has to everything for the kid.

I just said. Wtf and walked away. That is no way to be a father

HelixDab2,

Kinda yes though.

Marriage is a partnership, and both parties need to be contributing. If one person is expected to work 8+ hours a day outside of the home–plus commute, etc.–then the other person needs to be doing the things that keep the household operating. The gender of the people don’t matter; if my wife works as an attorney, and I am a househusband, that means that yeah, I’m doing the cleaning, the laundry, paying the bills, pet care, and all the other things that need to be done while she’s at work. Because housework is my job.

danthehutt,

Yeah, what you’re saying is mostly reasonable but for the mom to do 100% of childcare is bullshit. What kind of dad is that? I personally can’t wait to hold my daughter after work and my “commute”.

MaoZedongers,

Kinda sounds like they want the fun parts like the child holding you enjoy with none of the bad parts, which I don’t think you could consider yourself a father for, more like an uncle.

Smoogs,

Putting toilet seat down shoud not be ‘let’s negotiate my tasks’

That is literally on the list. And what is more cringeful is that you have a house full of kids and an open toilet of water is just asinine level of idiocy from a parent.

That’s ‘ I shouldn’t have to wipe my own ass’ level of incompetence.

NixDev,

Ok so when she gets home she isn’t responsible for anything around the house?

HelixDab2,

TBQH, I should be able to accomplish the day-to-day tasks required to keep a household from sliding into chaos within 10-12 hours in a day. That doesn’t mean that the spouse that works outside the home won’t have to help with irregular chores. But hey, if I sit around on my ass all day and play video games while my wife is at work, and then expect that we’re going to work together to get general household shit done when she gets home, then I’m a huge asshole.

watty, to comicstrips in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

It’s hard to make time for sex when you are learning how to fly a kite from its tail. The man is defying basic physics right there.

Potatos_are_not_friends, to comicstrips in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Companies gobbling up other companies like pacman.

Tale as old as time.

Kyrrrr,

Evolution really hasn’t gotten passed the amoeba model

TealTallMachine, to memes in Sad but quite true :(

I’m autistic and i almost never remember to initiat the conversation, or feel like it’s not appropriate. If any of my friends felt like you do, i won’t have any more friends. And i love my friends a lot and can’t survive without them. Don’t over think it. Each has their own way of socializing. It’s about the journey, not its initiation :)

undefinedValue, (edited )

You but maybe your friends have anxiety and start to overthink things. Just text your fucking friends bro, they’ll appreciate it.

TealTallMachine, (edited )

I do, just not as often. I can’t control it. I do make sure to let them know i appreciate them contacting me though. As much as possible. Also, i don’t understand why the beginning of socializing is more important than the rest of it. Why is me being engaged and interested, continue the conversation, showing appreciation throughout, and making it obvious that I’m enjoying it and would enjoy more in the future, why does that have less weight than a “hi”? I can start a conversation with anyone, wither i like it or not. But keeping up the conversation is what matters to me.

You’re right though, it is a teamwork thing. Any relationship requires work from both sides. I present my work by showing appreciation to my friends, and so far it seems like it’s working in lowering their anxiety and over thinking :)

lettruthout, to memes in Lemmy in nutshell?

You know you’re in trouble when the seat sticks to your butt a little, then makes a loud noise when it falls.

KpntAutismus, to lemmyshitpost in You stay. I go. No following.

my cat’s scared to go outside ever since he got lost in the staircase once… way to go buddy.

Tja,

Lucky you!

gigachad, to lemmyshitpost in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

HOW DID YOU TAKE THAT PHOTO

LemmyKnowsBest,

Eyeballcam

scytale, to memes in Did I put that back or not?

I got a new car that automatically unlocks when you pull on the door handle with the fob nearby. It’s so hard to not pull on the handles after locking to check. I’ve had the locks fail on me once on an older car so I’m always paranoid.

usualsuspect191,

I relock, or check the rear door (mine only automatically unlocks when you pull the front door handles)

psud,

Mine uses my phone as the key, I have to point my bum at the door to get it to unlock when my phone’s in my back pocket

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