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asteriskeverything, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

“NO.”

NorthWestWind, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.
@NorthWestWind@lemmy.world avatar

Saying you don’t give a fuck is you giving a fuck

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

What’s it mean when you censor your title but the comic you link shows your censored word?

To me, that’s just stupid. The comic is good, though.

smeg,

It means OP is scared of typing the word “fuck” in case the internet police come round and tell their mum they’ve been using the swears

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

'es a smeghead, for real.

XEAL,

The real way to say that you don’t give a fuck is that you instead take a fuck, or many.

Bondrewd,

The real method is “k”

cryptix, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Oh god I see myself . Probably should close Lemmy now

benignintervention, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.

Jon Lajoie moment

Beelzebob,

Dammit. Now I’m thinking about ketchup chips.

benignintervention,

And for some reason the game battleship

unreachable, to comicstrips in I don't give a fu**.
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

it’s me?

it’s me, isn’t it?

orca,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

It’s us ❤️

Gilles_D,

❤️

gezginorman,

❤️

Wanderer, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

Would try smash more girls and not be so picky.

Didn’t know so many where going to let themselves go so fast after highschool/uni.

18-20 was the peak. Then no diet and exercise really caught up on a lot of girls relying on genetics and youth

ADTJ,

So your takeaway from getting older is just misogyny…

Wanderer, (edited )

No. Guys let themselves go also but I’m not interested in fucking them now or when I was 18 so I don’t care about their looks.

The older you get the more your options go down.

But from my friendship group the guys have aged a lot better. They all most all stayed the same weight, some lost some muscle mass I know I did. But a lot of the girls got fatter.

It would be interesting to see the amount of exercise the average man does from 18-30 compared to women. I’d bet men do a lot more.

Are you honestly going to say you think women do as much exercise as men? Or that you don’t know any girls from school in the “pretty group” that aged horrifically because they no longer have youth and never did any exercise.

Jax,

I think what he means to say is his diet and exercise.

Wanderer,

My diet is maybe slightly better. Less beer for sure. My exercise has gone way down. Was in the gym ever week and playing multiple types of sport through school and uni. Then post uni was in the gym 5 days a week.

But since then I lost weight. Just do a lot of walking and surfing now.

Still even on my reduced exercise regimen I don’t know any women in my friendship group that do as much exercise as me.

HubertManne, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

I would have a conversation. Mainly about stocks but also about the cubs.

XTornado, to memes in Mouth in gear, mind in neutral

My friend everytime he does a BBQ. Well not anymore because he ran out of liquid… The wooden fence behind the bbq has survived by pure luck.

Slovene, to comicstrips in China shop 2024

Chyna shop

Kyrgizion, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I’d use a gun tbh. Gotta make sure.

Kusimulkku, to comicstrips in China shop 2024

I though it was BoJo at first

Cysioland, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I’d tell my younger self “you are gay” in the voice of that Ugandan TV host

Catsrules,

Why are you gay??!?

Churbleyimyam, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I think some people become parents for this reason. For better or worse…

DmMacniel, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

Tell my young self that it isn’t a phase and that he should start the therapy to become she immediately!

aeternum, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. This really hits home.

Sureito,

No, it would hit you

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