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rbn, to comicstrips in Movie time 🔥😅

If such last wishes are generally accepted I’d rather go with 1000 places to see before you die. Would be an amazing road trip that takes years if not decades to finish. Furthermore, if you got the grim reaper as a travel buddy he would be distracted for the entirety of the tour. So no more deaths on earth. 🙂

SSX,
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So no more deaths on earth. 🙂

If you know anything of the background lore on Elden Ring, you’d know this is a horrible idea.

PsychedSy,

Discworld gets kinda fucky when Death takes a vacation as well.

DontTreadOnBigfoot,
@DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world avatar

Not particularly awesome when Helheim gets locked in God of War either

naticus,

Torchwood also got pretty gnarly when death said no.

Everythingispenguins,

Or when Sisyphus chained up Thanatos to avoid dying and no one else could die.

Gentoo1337, to memes in Perfect thanks
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Me messing around with the customer’s order in papa’s burgeria

Track_Shovel, to memes in That is fun!
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I used to do shift work, with a non-standardized amount days off between.

This is the only thing you end up getting done on days off.

PeriodicallyPedantic, to memes in That is fun!
  • Me: I’m gonna go to sleep early tonight
  • Me right now: 👀 doomscrolling Lemmy in bed
rotopenguin, to memes in Please...
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The secret to finding love is to just be yourself. A hotter, richer, younger version of yourself.

Alby003,
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

Richer ? 🙄 is it essential?

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

It’s the most important part! Remember, when you’re filling out your dating profile, keep the salary figure within reason or they’ll know you’re being yourself a little too hard.

I always find that “a little over six figures” is just vague enough to get you out of a jamb should they find out about your disgusting financial situation! Almost like saying you’re six feet tall: who’s gonna prove you’re really 5’-9" unless they measure you!

anewbeginning, to memes in What about you?

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  • phorq,

    It’s okay buddy, you’ll get over that lisp!

    pyrflie, to memes in You have to work for food, kitten.

    Apparently your Orange has the brain cell.

    Anonymouse, to privacy in [Discussion] How do you feel about age verification on Porn sites?

    Is it the responibility of any government to enforce a parental policy? What if I, as a parent, support my kid to view this stuff?

    At home, I was allowed to have alcohol with supper at family meals from about 13.

    I feel like the regulations should be to give parents control over their child’s activities if they so choose. While we’re at it, make it illegal to collect information about a person, parent or child, without their express concent. I don’t know how, but there are many smart people in the world that can probably figure it out.

    xpinchx, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

    I do this but I drive to work and sit in my car until 8:05.

    It takes so much energy to get moving j need serious consequences to motivate myself to work towards the door.

    Edit: I don’t even hate my job I’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning I know I gotta deal with all the bullshit I didn’t finish the day before so I can start some fresh bullshit.

    Ghoelian,

    Edit: don’t even hate my job l’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning know gotta deal with all the bullshit didn’t finish the day before so can start some fresh bullshit.

    I mean that just sounds like hating your job.

    Also 100% relatable

    xpinchx,

    I don’t hate it because I get paid extremely well and my peers and my boss respect me. It’s just a really really hard job.

    Neeen,

    I totally get how you feel. I’m early in my career so I don’t get paid insanely well, but I work for a great company, love what I do, and I get along really well with everyone there.

    Sometimes there’s just so much going on at once that it gets overwhelming.

    Squirrel, to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me
    @Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

    Y’all don’t know/remember the struggle. My “apps” used to be 2 or 3 forums – and not particularly active forums, at that – that I would check repeatedly, all day long, during downtime at work. Posts and comments were rare.

    I do not miss those days.

    RaoulDook,

    I don’t even understand why people want to look at phone apps all day. I hate browsing the Internet on a phone screen usually, it’s so inferior to having a monitor, mouse, and keyboard.

    I mean if you’re at work or whatever and you’re bored, I can see wasting time on phone apps, but any other time I don’t. But of course if you don’t have a computer you can’t just use the computer you don’t have.

    BlackPenguins,

    It’s much easier to use touch than a mouse? Swipe keyboard are almost faster. And apps are just a more minimalist version of a desktop site. All the content, none of the clutter. I despised Reddit on my laptop.

    RaoulDook, (edited )

    Absolutely not. Mouse and keyboard are FAR faster than anything you can do on a touch screen.

    I’ll take you on in a typing contest if you disagree. I can type about 90 WPM on keyboard.

    EDIT: I overestimated my typing speed. 64 WPM on my first and only try on typingtest dot com -

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be05d2be-8d9f-4d81-b086-e1062fd1d3cf.png

    BlackPenguins,

    Um, ok calm down. I was only making a theory.

    danque,
    @danque@lemmy.world avatar

    Ah yes the ‘hi guys I have a problem with this program and it’s doing this any solutions?’ And then you would have a reply maybe in a week or with bad luck a month. I’d usually just go to a IRC chatroom and ask it there.

    Double_A,
    @Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    so you would have 1 weird guy reply after a few hours while 10000 other people just watched…

    danque,
    @danque@lemmy.world avatar

    Usually also in the trend of ‘i have this too, how to fix it?’

    InputZero,

    Even worse when you see every post incremented by one or more. Either a racist troll had stumbled their way in or an ad-bot was spam posting. Either way, took a few days for the mods to get around to cleaning it up. Passwords for every board was the only way to slow it down. They were not the good old days.

    SpaceNoodle, to memes in How dareeeeeee you

    What sound does a repeated silent “e” make?

    RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s a longer silence. How dare

    You.

    TheYear2525,

    The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

    KoboldCoterie, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
    @KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

    I feel like I have a superpower when that happens. Even if I still feel like shit and would obviously rather go back to sleep, it still feels better to wake up naturally than get woken up by the alarm.

    DmMacniel, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat

    Tell my young self that it isn’t a phase and that he should start the therapy to become she immediately!

    noodlejetski, to privacyguides in Garbage aka providing relevant Ads 🤣
    spudwart, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    less than a minute? No.

    Between 10 to 30 minutes before. Yes.

    Valmond,

    Wait until you wake up before the alarm, but it’s actually 20-30 minutes after.

    eldain,

    If you consider the human brain works in 90 min chunks for most things including sleeping, that is completely within spec. For another chunk of sleep, you need to go to bed 60-80 min earlier.

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