lemmings.world

tpihkal, to memes in Perfect thanks

They didn’t melt the cheese 🤦

takeda,

Also I think they forget the lettuce.

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Not on cheeseburgers. At least not at McDonald’s in Germany.

elfin8er,

Same here in the US.

Edit: *'murca

takeda,

I admit that I don’t eat cheeseburgers, prefer hamburgers, but the ones I checked (in n out, jack in the box, Wendy’s) do seem to have lettuce.

getoffthedrugsdude, (edited ) to memes in Five apps😅 not so many for me

I’ve been playing this in a browser in my phone. Drop the fruits on each other to make bigger fruit and get a high score:

https://suikagame.com/

Edit: dare you to beat my high score

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/9ee87b7a-c464-4f57-908b-965b05515f9b.jpeg

SkippingRelax,

1280

Sailing7,

1040

HonoraryMancunian,

1044 haha get in

alvanrahimli,

1660 🪑

onion,

oh no

asbestos,
@asbestos@lemmy.world avatar

Ayy thanks, got to 1400

berryjam,

I love this, thanks for sharing! Already blew 15 min on this lol

Cheez,

Woo I watermelons!

flerp,

I got 2632… for some reason uploading a 9kb jpg and it says it is too large… wtf…

But yeah, this game is awesome, thanks! The feeling of about to die and then boom, first watermelon ever is pretty amazing!

getoffthedrugsdude,

That’s awesome! Nice job

HerbalGamer,

2514 😎

getoffthedrugsdude,

Nice

FlihpFlorp,

2288 oh my god it’s fun and I normally suck at spatial puzzle games like these

Like I’m absolutely painfully dog water at Tetris

fituhiba,

I got 2220 playsuikagame.com

Vampiric_Luma, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

I get hyped when this happens.

My body has mastered time. I am above these mortal tools.

But if it plays before I can turn it off it scares me :(

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Meeeee, specially since my alarm puts my spotify Playlist so it’s takes another step from my list of things to in the morning :3

Misconduct,

It’s like a jack in the box effect because you know it’s coming but your soul still leaves your body when it goes off lol

Syo, (edited ) to privacy in [Discussion] How do you feel about age verification on Porn sites?
@Syo@kbin.social avatar

Absolute waste of tax money and resources, anyone advocating for this policy is an idiot and psychotic control freak that should never be allowed to opine on public policy.

Outdated values are driving this country back into the stone age. The body was designed to be horny as we go through teenage years. It's nature. Rather than guide kids on the safe path, fools would forbid, outlaw, prohibit until they can't control them after age of 18.

Here's how this plays out... Kids are going to masturbate, regardless. They will dive deeper into the Internet into places with no restrictions and be exposed to really messed up stuff. Hey at least the parent can pat themselves on the back, right, they were good partners that did everything right by the book, even paying the kid's therapist.

Moghul, (edited )

Which country would that be? This is EU related.

I don’t disagree with you otherwise. If we had a good age verification system that didn’t involve the website, only gave a boolean age check to the website, wasn’t logged at the government or any other level, I might think this was ok. But we don’t. So as soon as this starts I’ll pirate a bunch of porn.

FrickAndMortar, to memes in That is fun!

Looks fun to me!

Macaroni_ninja,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely!

ShortN0te, to privacy in [Discussion] How do you feel about age verification on Porn sites?

Electronic ids can provide the age verification without giving out any personal information. This is a solved problem at least for a lot of ids in the EU.

But no i still find it a stupid idea. It is the parents job to parent them.

EngineerGaming,
@EngineerGaming@feddit.nl avatar

That’s still worrying: wouldn’t some central authority know that “site X requested age verification for this person”?

ShortN0te,

No. There is no 3rd party service needed. It all can happen only between the service asking and the id (smart card).

mindbleach,

… and that’s different from the service having a record of your photo ID?

ShortN0te,

The service gets no other information other then “Is the holder of the id older then 18” => “Yes”

There is no personal data exchange.

mindbleach,

Oh, so it’s just some other service knowing you, personally, visited a particular porn site.

And that’s completely immune to leaks or government snooping.

ShortN0te,

No. Again. There is no other service involved. Pls do some research.

The basic idea is ZKP en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-knowledge_proof

This here looks like a good write up: www.identity.com/zero-knowledge-proofs/

sir_reginald,
@sir_reginald@lemmy.world avatar

isn’t the id unique? which means that sites can trace every visit you make and what videos you watch every time?

ShortN0te,

No. Thanks to cryptography it is possible. The Cincept is called Zero-knowledge proof. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-knowledge_proof

Here is a quick write up: www.identity.com/zero-knowledge-proofs/

sir_reginald, (edited )
@sir_reginald@lemmy.world avatar

thanks! if implemented correctly, this is a decent way of verifying age. Although I’d rather not have any but it’s definitely better than taking a selfie.

harry_balzac,

Exactly - it’s the parents’ responsibility.

Imagine any government telling car manufacturers that they have to verify that everyone who starts their vehicles has a valid drivers license.

RandoCalrandian,
@RandoCalrandian@kbin.social avatar

Don’t give them ideas, this is exactly the type of shit they want to enact

ares35, (edited )
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

give it time. the government (us) wants to put interlock gadgets into every new car to prevent drunks from driving. driving under the influence is illegal and those that do are more likely to kill someone. so is driving without a license, and so are those drivers.

PriorityMotif,
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

There are also circumstances where it’s legal to drive over the legal bac. If someone is having a medical emergency then it’s legal to drive them to a hospital.

PhobosAnomaly,

It’s still illegal - however it’s a defence to prosecution to say that there was a form of emergency or other mitigating factors.

As always, the wording and mitigations are specific to the jurisdictions.

digdilem,

I suspect you haven’t worked with governments before.

Just because something is technically possible, it’s no guarantee that it will be the chosen mechanism for something. More likely the contract will be awarded to either the lowest possible bidder, or to a friend of a friend. Cronyism is depressingly common at all levels.

ShortN0te,

I suspect you haven’t worked with governments before.

Just because something is technically possible, it’s no guarantee that it will be the chosen mechanism for something. More likely the contract will be awarded to either the lowest possible bidder, or to a friend of a friend. Cronyism is depressingly common at all levels.

Not sure why you are under that impression. I never discussed the potential chosen mechanism.

I stated that it is possible and that it is already implemented into the id card of many eu citizens.

violetraven, to memes in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I would give myself a hug and tell myself it’ll all be ok.

bremen15,

Great approach. Check out ifs

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ifs?

areyouevenreal,

I think they are talking about internal family systems. It’s a type of therapy.

bremen15,

Internal Family System. A therapeutic approach based on system theory approaches child-like inner parts and gives them the affection and love they needed (and still need) when those parts formed.

Resistentialism,

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I am, but it’s a day-by-day affair. I recently found out I have bipolar along with anxiety, but even so, I came out 4 years ago and my life has vastly improved.

Resistentialism,

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

Aurenkin,

Sounds like you went through some difficult times. Really glad things worked out ok for you

Godort, to memes in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Cooking pasta correctly is an art, but there are some basic rules to follow if you want consistent results.

If you want to avoid this situation in particular, take the pasta out just before it’s done along with about 1/4 cup of the water and add both to your sauce and finish cooking the pasta there. You’ll end up with pasta that is cooked perfectly with a sauce that readily adheres to each noodle and no stickyness

stick2urgunz88,
@stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world avatar

This is the way. Once I learned the pasta water trick, I never looked back.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Don’t you just end up with shitty, watery sauce?

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

No

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Let me rephrase: how do you NOT end up with shitty, watery sauce?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Let the water evaporate, duh. You can also add cream or cheese to the sauce.

Karyoplasma,

The sauce itself should be quite thick before adding the pasta water. I let my bolognese reduce for at least an hour and a half before starting to boil water for the pasta.

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you only use a bit of the pasta water, it depends how much tomato sauce you’re making.

Pull out about a cup of the pasta water.
Dump the pasta. Don’t rinse the pasta, ever.

Now either slowly pour in a bit of the pasta water into the sauce, stir it, look at it, there should be a sheen. The pasta water makes the red sauce very silky.

Or, take a frying pan, turn the heat on. Add butter and olive oil. When the butter gets melted, dump diced veggies (or not) into the pan. Cook the vegetables to almost desired tenderness. Dump garlic in for no more than one minute.
Dump some pasta water in, just a little, and throw the pasta on top. Mix it up. After a short time, 15 seconds maybe, pour the red sauce on top of the spaghetti and veggies, stir.
After about a minute or so, add pasta water, just a bit. Stir. Taste. Is it shiny and silky? If not add a little more water. Repeat until it’s tasty.

Player2,

Rinsing the pasta is fine for making a cold pasta salad or something like that, removing the free starch stops it from sticking. But for a dish with sauce, definitely don’t rinse.

AgnosticMammal,

The pasta water helps thicken the sauce and makes it more stickier, same way the cornstarch water slurry works.

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

How much is one cup? A big one or a small one? I have several

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

use the biggest one you have. fill it up to the top then throw that shit away.

Bytemeister,

12 tbsp.

lolcatnip, (edited )

237 mL. It’s a US unit.

Edit: I just realized I have a 2-cup measuring cup and I’ve never noticed how weird that sounds until now.

irmoz, to memes in Please...

“WAA STOP BEING HAPPY I DON’T LIKE IT”

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tdawg,

I think it’s more the idea that people who chase “the one,” tend to be pretty toxic. It’s much important to focus on finding a partner who treats you well then thinking there’s some sort of magic to the whole thing

irmoz,

Mate I never said anything about magic.

tdawg,

No but a lot of young people obsessed with finding “the one,” or “true love” put the entire concept on a pedestal. Which is more the point I think OP is making

irmoz,

You’re having to read between the lines a hell of a lot to assume that. I’m just working with what’s there. To me, true love is just love. Simple as that.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

I think the whole true love thing is bullshit and I am in a very happy longterm relationship. But it’s just love. Love is the feeling that it is. There is no true version of it. All love is the same. But relationships are not built on love alone. The true love concept makes it come across to me that way though. That if things don’t work out your love just wasn’t true enough. You just have to love harder and truer next time. It’s even worse when the concept gets extended to there only being one true love per lifetime or whatever.

It’s not that. Imo all love is created equal. It’s the other factors that make things work or not work. Compatibility with the partner, how hard you try, how much you try, how mature you are. Honesty, trust. But also external factors such as how easy or hard life is at that time for you. Even the greatest relationships can fall apart in the shittiest of times. Doesn’t make the love less true.

I’m not ranting. You’re ranting.

funkless_eck,

conversely, I’d argue that subjective feelings are always true - but they may disagree. I can be angry at you for no good reason, doesn’t mean I’m not angry, it just means I shouldn’t be in your opinion, but I should be in mine. All those things can be true simultaneously.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

To add to that from my experience I can even be angry for no good reason and at the same time logically think I shouldn’t be. Even that doesn’t make the feelings untrue. It just makes me know they might not be justified or reasonable. And feelings can be all that.

irmoz,

Nah I’m not about that spiritual “soulmate” nonsense. ‘True love’ just means love. Not infatuation, lust, or being manipulated.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Why does someone who is less fortunate than me not want his nose rubbed in it? That’s so rude!

irmoz,

Who’s rubbing noses?

Globulart, (edited ) to memes in Please...

The Internet is a depressing place today :(

Is this because OP doesn’t like people talking about their happiness which they’ve been unable to find? Or is it they think true love doesn’t exist?

Either way, sorry.

mrbubblesort,
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

Maybe they're talking about that song by Pink, in which case I 100% sympathize with OP's point

Johanno,

What is love?

eltimablo,

A miserable pile of secrets.

Wait, fuck, wrong meme.

Mango, to privacy in [Discussion] How do you feel about age verification on Porn sites?

I don’t want any company putting my identity into a database along with my sexual interests. Just consider what’s been done to the gay++ community.

ikiru, to memes in Did it hurt? 🙄

I don’t understand why you’re rolling your eyes in the title. Are you annoyed by your own post?

Anyway, I always prefer to wake up naturally as opposed by an alarm. Best case scenario to wake up by myself and on-time.

golden_zealot, to privacy in [Discussion] How do you feel about age verification on Porn sites?
@golden_zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

It won’t work. Ever. VPN’s free and paid exist, File sharing exists, Torrents exist, AI pornography generators exist, freenet, tor, I2P all exist. There is no action a government could take that would have any true impact in this regard unless they made the use of the internet illegal, and even at that, it would create a black market in which such things could still be purchased as physical media.

All this does is allow government entities to infringe on privacy rights further by doing what they have always done - hiding behind children.

tdawg, to memes in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Y’all burnt. Hope life treats you better soon

Turun, to comicstrips in China shop 2024

In German it’s the elephant who can’t peacefully exist in a china shop lol

(Ein Elefant im Porzellanladen)

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

More apropos in America, eh?

Turun,

From an outside perspective Trump was a shit show.

I don’t really care about your internal politics, but what I can say is that he had a massive impact on America’s credibility in the world. If you can just leave and rejoin the Paris climate agreement or unilaterally end the Iran nuclear oversight program, why should anyone really trust you on anything?

Joe Biden did a lot to repair this loss in trust, but it’s hard work and will take longer than one presidential period. Much longer than it took to damage your credibility in the world.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I (an American) was thinking a similar thing. What’s the point of treaties and agreements if all it takes is one asshole President to say “nah, we’re not doing that”?

captainlezbian,

What’s being referenced is that the symbol of Trump’s party is an elephant. They’re the ones who basically set all this up. The other party holds to treaties they don’t like and such

Turun,

Thanks. I know that in theory, but didn’t make the connection.

Makes a lot of sense in that sketch.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think anyone ever trusted the US with anything,with or without Trump. However the US are unavoidable, so we have to work with them.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

You speak to one that emigrated as a result of what Trump did to America, so I have no quarrel with you about that. I am just amused by the German version with elephants in China shops since the Republican icon is an elephant.

Turun,

Ah, makes sense. I didn’t make that connection even though I am aware of the donkey and elephant symbolism.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Some find me unnecessarily oblique, don’t worry about it

Maultasche,

Macht den Witz eigentlich sogar noch besser.

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