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Vespair, to risa in It just isn't complete without it

A- stuffing isn’t that great too begin with.

B- shitty packaged mass production stuffing is definitely the bottom tier of stuffing.

FlyingSquid,
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Vespair,

It tastes like stale onion and sadness.

Y’all need to up your kitchen game; there’s an entire culinary world to explore beyond the 6 boxed meals your moms made halfassedly in the 90s.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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It’s literally just seasoning and dried bread you mix with hot butter and water. If it tastes bad: How are you fucking up when cooking it?

Vespair,

I’m not. Stovetop tastes like shit, no matter who makes it. Cheap mass-produced dried bread with the cheapest possible quality spices & onions.

If you can’t comprehend how a homemade stuffing with quality ingredients is vastly better than a shitty box from Kraft foods, then I have to assume you think McDonald’s is gourmet haute cuisine.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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“Quality stale bread.”

🤣

Every boxed or homemade stuffing I’ve ever made tasted pretty much the same. It’s literally always garbage. Delicious garbage.

Vespair,

It’s okay that you don’t have standards. Enjoy your Stovetop 👍

JWBananas,
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Look.

I’ve dined at Michelin Star restaurants. And I appreciate the finer things in life.

But if someone invites me to McDonald’s, I’m still going.

gnomesaiyan, to risa in It just isn't complete without it
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4am, to risa in It just isn't complete without it

Do you drizzle the stovetop dressing on your stovetop stuffing?

Vespair,

Dressing is stuffing cooked on its own as a side; stuffing is dressing stuffed into a carcass.

They just mean Stovetop Stuffing but cooked as dressing, I’m sure.

FlyingSquid, to risa in It just isn't complete without it
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I am suffering from a mystery illness where I can’t eat solid foods, so please everyone have an extra good Thanksgiving for me so I can enjoy it through you!

KnightontheSun,

I do hope you get better! I will do my part for you whilst basking in the glow of the afternoon game of sport.

FlyingSquid,
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Thanks!

teft, (edited ) to risa in It just isn't complete without it
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For me it’s the canned cranberries. Everyone always wants the fresh stuff. Fuck that. Gimme that highly processed flavored corn syrup in a log, please.

Kolanaki,
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I don’t even know how that jello is a sauce. It just stays solid even when warmed up. It’s good, but, like… On its own. I usually put it on my dessert plate, not the dinner one.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I like it on a sandwich the most. Piece of turkey, piece of cran log, some stuffing, some gravy, and a bit of sweet potatoes. Mmmmmmm.

Vespair,

I’m with ya. Cranberry sauce is S-tier, and I don’t discriminate between fresh or canned.

Whatever form cranberry sauce comes in, please put it in my mouth

KnightontheSun,

Well, I’ll have to disagree. I’ll only eat the fresh stuff. That gelatinous log is what made me think I hated the stuff. The first year I had fresh was a game changer. That’s all we do now. But to each their own and I hope you have as much gelatinous log as you want.

teft, (edited )
@teft@startrek.website avatar

It’s ok. My whole family is wrong like you. I won’t hold it against you. :)

KnightontheSun,

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Have a good thanksgiving!

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

You too. Happy Turkey Day!

UtMan1988, to risa in It just isn't complete without it

I had to get out of there! I faked an attack of scurvy.

Scurvy… Works every time.

KnightontheSun,

Arrr! See you at Christmas and bring a lemon on yer voyage next time!

CaptnNMorgan, to comicstrips in Hilarious! (Only to six year olds)

Two decades later. Still funny

GeneralEmergency, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

I’m not saying banksy is up is own ass. But it sure seems like he’d be able to plan a route there.

Thisfox, to risa in It just isn't complete without it

Why would I want to cook dressing? It doesn’t go hot onto salad.

averyfalken,

They are meaning stuffing which is often called dressing when not stuffed into the bird

Sharpiemarker, to risa in It just isn't complete without it

Yes I’ll have some peeled, uncooked potatoes and some lettuce with cherries on top.

HubertManne, to risa in It just isn't complete without it
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jeez is kraft doing some sort of gorilla marketing this year as this is like the third thing ive seen pushing this crappy product.

jawa21,

Nah, it is mostly just me being weird.

jaelisp, to risa in Just pull the bits of fur off as you eat. It'll be fine.

“Mmmm, so furry! It tickles!”

feine_seife, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

The issue is, people want to be owned. That makes then feel valuable and safe.

ghen,

Is this how we make our mitochondria feel?

FlyingSquid, to risa in Taste is subjective.
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Wait, you make Irish Guacamole without tribbles?

jawa21,

I do, but some don’t care about tradition.

vzq, (edited )

The traditional way is a slice of avocado in a pint of whiskey. Tribbles are a modern affectation.

jawa21,

I admit this is a meta post, but here is the context

CeruleanRuin,

I’m glad you clarified, because I was about to look up “Irish guacamole” on Urban Dictionary and add to my own trauma.

vzq,

Thanks, I missed that one. But yeah, it fits.

chillbo_baggins, to risa in Just pull the bits of fur off as you eat. It'll be fine.

The problem is, after you eat you u get sleepy. tribbletophan

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