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Limeey, to comicstrips in Sharks are fierce predators

Exo is probably one of the best web comics on the internet right now, imo

thorbot, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

I can see the headlines now. “This just in! Global advertising halted because of some shitty vandalism! World saved from crushing depressive corporatocracy!”

Yeah yeah. Fight the power.

I’m tired of fighting.

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“Do not. There is no try.”

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CapeWearingAeroplane, (edited )

If you’re “tired of fighting” it still costs you little to nothing to support those fighting, or at least not speak condescendingly about the fight they are fighting. Something about your comment tells me you weren’t fighting much in the first place.

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

That boy's got a lot of quit in him

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

I’m tired of fighting.

That’s what every one of your enemies counts on.

ivanafterall, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Guess I'm gonna go fuck up some ads now.

bearwithastick,

While the comic combined with the text has a bit of an edgy vibe, I agree with the overall message. Advertising was just decided upon to be an acceptable way to force people to look at whatever. And no, it’s not always an option to “just don’t look at it if you don’t like it”. I fucking hate those advertising TVs that get set up all over my city, they grab your attention even more than regular billboards.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Straight up reads like a Tyler Durden quote.

DudeDudenson,

They’ve been putting those blinding boards all over the place where I live, I think they’re supposed to dim at night but they’re not properly maintained and fuck whoever thought putting super bright moving images right next to roads is safe and should be allowed.

That shit is distracting as fuck

aesthelete,

fuck whoever thought putting super bright moving images right next to roads is safe and should be allowed.

I agree fuck ads and all but 90% of the drivers are too distracted by their phones to even see the ad. 😜

Though I guess this might grab the remaining 10% that were trying to actually pay attention to the road (a hypothetical percentage I cannot claim to personally have encountered).

shalafi,

A 12 or 20 gauge shotgun with a 28" barrel, and maybe a full choke, holds a nice pattern when shot from distances, say like from a slowly moving car to something as tall as a billboard.

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

Watch your background.

Gabu,

Throw a rock at it.

DudeDudenson,

Go to jail and get sued sure

yokonzo,

That’s why you wear a mask

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Let’s try that defense for public nudity. People can just choose to not look at it if they don’t like it!

Starglasses, (edited )

You are agreeing? Tone on the internet is lost to me.

The post you replied to is saying that ads can’t “just not be looked at”.

Same with nudity. You can’t just not look at it. You didn’t even know it was there.

jivandabeast,

That’s the point.

They were making the point that public nudity is illegal even though you can just look away if you don’t agree

But advertising in public spaces is legal on the basis that you could just look away if you didn’t want to see it

Starglasses, (edited )

Oh ok. I can see that perspective now. Thanks for explaining it to me.

Edit: and upon re-reading the comment several times, I can see that exactly.

Without tone the same sentence can go anywhere.

cameron_vale, (edited )

You can make a high powered slingshot for free. Silent. Use it at night.

Also there’s a thing called a slingstaff. It’s pretty amazing. You want the 6’ long 2-handed version.

redcalcium,

Fucking up ads with an ad blocker?! Noooo! If you don’t like ads, then you should pay for the subscription to get rid of the ads!

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

I'll pay for all of the subscriptions required to not see ads when the companies I work for pay me enough money to afford it.

Have you seen the prices on these subscription sites?

Every single website you go to wants $20 a month to not show you ads, and for some all that will do is decrease the number of ads you are shown.

If you cycle through the same 10 to 15 websites then that's $200 to $300 a month just to look at the internet that you're paying $100 a month to look at.

Soundhole, (edited ) to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

Did Banksy draw or write this? What’s the connection?

EDIT: Here’s an explanation from the artist who drew the comic:

This quote was taken from Banksy’s 2004 book Cut It Out. Some of the passage was inspired/appropriated from an essay by artist Sean Tejaratchi. I rearranged the last couple of sentences for this comic.

deweydecibel,

You mean the banksy that just had a huge expo in Glasgow? That was advertised all over the place? That published a book this year that was actually copyrighted?

That Banksy?

smeg,

19 years and massive commercial success does that to you. I believe 2004 Banksy would describe that as being “a fucking sellout” or something.

Soundhole,

I suppose I do. That’s kind of disappointing.

cameron_vale, (edited )

There’s a crack in every ideology. In fact it’s all cracks.

Kase, to memes in expandn’t the list

Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard

the_post_of_tom_joad, to memes in Question for God

“because if it didn’t feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit” is probably God’s/nature’s answer.

Honytawk,

Weren’t we made in his image?

Does this mean god has a scat fetish?

pixeltree,

Women don’t have a prostate tho and don’t die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that’s the G-spot in women)

pixeltree,

Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.

clemdemort, (edited )
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Not really, same way as us prostate owners we don’t really feel it when we poop, pooping just feels nice.

pixeltree,

Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I’ve sensitized it

electrogamerman, (edited )

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I’ve seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

electrogamerman,

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I’m sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

CluelessDude,

Don’t worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>…

jol,

Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.

mrbubblesort, to comicstrips in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!
@mrbubblesort@kbin.social avatar

I appreciate the sentiment, but if you forget to vote I got no sympathy for you

Franzia, to comicstrips in Grilboss this! Girlboss that!

Dont forget to bring the boyletariat up with you, girlfriend. No worker left behind.

SendMePhotos, to memes in Question for God

So everyone was originally female. That’s a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It’s where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn’t really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I’m a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? <tips forehead>

pixeltree,

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great

Coach,

Can you milk me, Focker?

WadeTheWizard,
@WadeTheWizard@kbin.social avatar

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

OutlierBlue,

This is why I always run with an erection.

funkless_eck,

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

FooBarrington,

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

Socsa,

For the milk obviously

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I’ll accept it.

letsgocrazy,

Yeah, this is common belief but it’s not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

SendMePhotos,

Yeah. Best way I’ve been able to explain it. To both genders.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Women want to puke when on their period?

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Damn that sounds terrible

Daft_ish,

How could anyone know this?

Gabu, (edited )

That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.

forrgott,

As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

Gabu,

Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

As measured by whom?

scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scal…
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma…

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

I literally don’t give a shit what you think.

forrgott,

You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.

Gabu,

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh what are you on right now?! 😂

Gabu,

Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.

Holzkohlen,

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

scarilog,

Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

AlligatorBlizzard,

Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

FlyingSquid, to risa in Taste is subjective.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, you make Irish Guacamole without tribbles?

jawa21,

I do, but some don’t care about tradition.

vzq, (edited )

The traditional way is a slice of avocado in a pint of whiskey. Tribbles are a modern affectation.

jawa21,

I admit this is a meta post, but here is the context

CeruleanRuin,

I’m glad you clarified, because I was about to look up “Irish guacamole” on Urban Dictionary and add to my own trauma.

vzq,

Thanks, I missed that one. But yeah, it fits.

creditCrazy, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
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On my phone I have 4 tabs but on my laptop I have 4 windows open each having 10 tabs open

Koordinator_O, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
@Koordinator_O@lemmy.world avatar

About five, maybe six most of the time.

Aceticon, to mildlyinteresting in This 9v battery contained six cells stacked like a layer cake

The voltage of batteries in series adds and 1.5V * 6 = 9V, that’s why.

LunchEnjoyer, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
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Can recommend the Vivaldi browser.

It has some really neat tab management, worth checking out at least for people who hoard tabs 🫣

kuneho, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

mostly less than five.

but if I’m programming it’s around 50-70

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