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sweafa, to memes in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

could it be that the terrifying creeper in the background is Ken Whiteley? The one Raffi is singing with on that album?

lars,

I don’t care if it’s the Queen of Sheba back there doing cameos. I haaaaaaaaaaate being watched from places like a grocery store ferneries where I can reasonably expect the number of hobgoblin trolls on site is less than one.

survivalmachine, to memes in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

Ring the man up on his bananaphone and ask him.

Mothra,
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200ok, to memes in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

At first I was like, “weird that creepers is plural”. Then I noticed the kid 😳

dadarobot,

Also i think theres another guy next to the guy in the top left

activ8r, to memes in Out volunteering this weekend

Then I will not be purchasing your services, sir. Good day to you.

lars,

Oh but I work pro boner

Mr_Blott, to memes in The machine is always broken

I’m not that often in Maccies but I’ve never heard of the flurry machine being broken, I’ve read it’s a US thing due to the maintenance contracts

That said the meme still works in Europe because I’m pretty sure they’re not allowed to call that hydrogenated vegetable oil-filled shite “ice cream” here 😂

XTornado,

Idk… Here in Spain it is called Ice Cream and based on what I read it uses cream.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

The meme works only as an ad. Pseudo-critical reminder of BRAND and SUGAR

McD0nblds is pure diseased semen leaking out of a rapist’s asshole into customers’ dying mouths

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Hydrogenated vegetable oil? The stuff that is used for soft-serv in the US is ultra-thick sweetened, vanilla flavored, milk. You could put it on cereal, if you really want diabetes.

Ingredients: Milk, Sugar, Cream, Corn Syrup, Natural Flavor, Mono And Diglycerides, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate.

helenslunch, (edited )
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As per usual, the explanation is corporate shitfuckery.

Video explanation

tl;dr the company Taylor manufactures the ice cream machines to fail without any explanation or diagnosis process, then charge wildly exorbitant fees to fix them, and cut McD’s in on the profit. Some franchises found ways around this and McD’s just ordered them to stop. So the franchises just leave them broken as often as possible.

idunnololz, to memes in The machine is always broken
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Am I weird for thinking McDonald’s soft serve is decent? I see a lot of people joking it’s not ice cream.

Noodle07,

I love burger kings soft serve, I haven’t had it in a while but McDonald’s Sundays were always a hit for me

vzq, to memes in The machine is always broken

Funny thing is that over here in Europe the ice cream machines seem to work almost all the time. I understand that it’s because they use a different brand of machines, but I’m not sure about the details.

ji17br,

Canada here, never encountered a broken machine.

EmpathicVagrant,

There they had to change the machines to the other brand because the ones they use here (us) was found to literally be designed to require a ton of maintinence so they could make money charging for repairs.

TLDR machine designed to break breaks a lot, not allowed in Europe.

joenforcer, (edited ) to memes in The machine is always broken

It’s almost never broken. I have only been turned away for a broken machine one time ever, and McFlurries are more or less a monthly treat.

Sorry to break the internet meme, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t all that common.

Makanar56,

It’s probably locational and possibly the time of day. Since I understand cleaning them are a pain, certain locations may not prioritize it properly, or the downtime is always when you would go. The one by me for example has been down all of the 10+ times I’ve asked for something, but I know family members have gotten some ice cream there, so it’s not like permanently busted or anything.

BCsven, (edited )

The documentary on it explained that the cycles are timed to ensure proper cooling, and not warming too much for too long for sanitary reasons, so if an employee over filled the milk by a small amount the machine would sense the extra process time and default to needing a dump and clean. There was that raspberry pi device that would bypass that but for obvious reasons mcdonalds repair company lobbied against it.

tun, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?

136

Most are unloaded. Using Firefox and sidebery on Linux with 32GB of RAM.

ctag,
@ctag@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I dig it. Thanks for the details!

stub,

Very similar 153 tabs currently, had to check with Tab Session Manager for the count. Linux with 32Gb Ram. Firefox gets restarted maybe every 2-4 weeks. Occasionally I kill a tab that takes more then 1Gb of memory.

tun,

I use Tab Counter Plus and put the number at the top of the sidebery sidebar.

pineapplelover,

My mindset is, I paid for 64GB of RAM, I’m gonna use all of it

stinerman, to memes in Out volunteering this weekend
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

Oh I suck, too.

1stTime4MeInMCU,

I can’t stand for this protest, it’s so gd cynical.

The only cause I can support is “everyone sucks including me”

Wanderer, to memes in Out volunteering this weekend

Everyone in these comments is gay except for me.

lars,

So is op

Sabre363,

I hate to break it you like this bro, but I think you might also be infected with the gay. You forgot to say “no homo”

KingJalopy,

Gottem

ULS, to memes in Out volunteering this weekend

What organization is this? I’ve been looking to volunteer too but everyone sucks too much.

KingJalopy,

OP seems alright

someguy3, (edited ) to memes in Out volunteering this weekend

I haven’t seen that many sedans in years. Therefore I think it’s an old photo.

spizzat2,

Based on Google Street View and the red sign on the building, sometime before August 2011.

Mango, to memes in The machine is always broken

Kytch

xia,

Guilty.

sentient_loom, to memes in The machine is always broken
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is a McD0nblds advertisement for free.

Their “iced cream” is made from diseased rapist AIDS jizz and diarrhea.

Every time you make a joke about McD0nblds “iced cream machine broken” R0nbld McD0bnld knife-rapes a baby girl.

Wodge,
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What the fuck are you blithering on about?

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