lemmy.sdf.org

Telodzrum, to linux in Is DNS Bloat too?

If you can’t remember the IP address of every site you’d like to visit, you don’t deserve the internet.

CaptDust, (edited )

Pro tip, You don’t have to remember it. I have all my favorite IPs in a nice address book, keep it in my drawer next to my passwords

j4k3,
@j4k3@lemmy.world avatar

My DNS Rolodex is beside my slide rule and abacus.

andrew,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Ah yes. BIND v1.

snaggen,
@snaggen@programming.dev avatar

My company actually used a whiteboard instead of a DNS for our internal network. We used it as a temp solution during setup, then 5 years later it was still in use. It worked quite well.

user224,

Unironically, I used to remember 3.
2 for servers with internet radios and 1 for google. But I forgot. Except 149.13.0.82.

hihellobyeoh,

I remember 1 of the Google dns ones, only because when trouble shooting network issues it is my go to ip to ping so I know the instant I am connected again.

user224,

Oh, I forgot about DNS servers. Then I remember:
8.8.8.8 - Google
9.9.9.9 - Quad9
1.1.1.1 and 1.0.0.1 - Regular Cloudflare
1.1.1.2 and 1.0.0.2 - Cloudflare “Malware blocking”
1.1.1.3 and 1.0.0.3 - Cloudflare “Malware and adult content blocking”
45.90.30.180 and 45.90.28.180 - NextDNS

And I think 2960:fe::fe is also Quad9, but I’ll have to check. Nope, it’s 2620:fe::fe. So just the ones above.

bionicjoey,

Oh, you like the internet? Name every IP address!

Klear,

127.0.0.1

mons,

0.0.0.0/0

Don’t even get me started with IPv6!

Synthuir, (edited )

I know this one! All credit goes to FauxPseudo@lemmy.world


<span style="color:#323232;">"^s*((([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){7}([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){6}(:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}|((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3})|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){5}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,2})|:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3})|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){4}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,3})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4})?:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){3}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,4})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,2}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){2}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,5})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,3}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(([0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}:){1}(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,6})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,4}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:))|(:(((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){1,7})|((:[0-9A-Fa-f]{1,4}){0,5}:((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])(.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|1[0-9][0-9]|[1-9]?[0-9])){3}))|:)))(%.+)?s*$"
</span>
bionicjoey,

That is a forkbomb and you can’t convince me otherwise

SteveTech,

I can’t say it isn’t a fork bomb, but it does happen to match IPv6 address with regex.

regexr.com/7prgg

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

i dare you to run it

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar
Synthuir,

Thanks for the heads up, let me know if it’s fixed now.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Looks fine 👍

Hotzilla,

GPT4 was able to explain that

Mixel,
@Mixel@szmer.info avatar

Always have a few paperstickers with My favourite webpages.

WaterSword, to memes in expandn’t the list
@WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

kpw,

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

helpImTrappedOnline,
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

0/10 not enough minions.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

Infernal_pizza,
@Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

With the oh no song playing in the background

Moxvallix,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

i hate that voice

Octopus1348, (edited )
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

alienzx,

TIHI

hakunawazo,

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

😉?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

SendMePhotos, to memes in Question for God

So everyone was originally female. That’s a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It’s where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn’t really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

Trust me, I’m a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

plus! Why do men got nipples eh? eeeeh? <tips forehead>

pixeltree,

So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great

Coach,

Can you milk me, Focker?

WadeTheWizard,
@WadeTheWizard@kbin.social avatar

Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter's running range by several miles.

OutlierBlue,

This is why I always run with an erection.

funkless_eck,

where else do you hang the ketchup packets from when eating nuggets?

FooBarrington,

Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

Socsa,

For the milk obviously

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I’ll accept it.

letsgocrazy,

Yeah, this is common belief but it’s not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

SendMePhotos,

Yeah. Best way I’ve been able to explain it. To both genders.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Women want to puke when on their period?

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Damn that sounds terrible

Daft_ish,

How could anyone know this?

Gabu, (edited )

That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.

forrgott,

As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

Gabu,

Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

As measured by whom?

scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scal…
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma…

Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.

I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

I literally don’t give a shit what you think.

forrgott,

You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.

Gabu,

And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Bruh what are you on right now?! 😂

Gabu,

Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.

Holzkohlen,

that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

I am not quite sure I know what you mean

scarilog,

Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

AlligatorBlizzard,

Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

(Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

Gbagginsthe3rd, to memes in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet

TryingToEscapeTarkov,

I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?

SuddenDownpour, to memes in Question for God

Why’s my g-spot up my ass?

God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

So God has a peg fetish?

Gonzako,

God has every fetish, he made them after all

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Wait isnt pedophilia a paraphilia? are you telling me that, oh no, no no no, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

One more reason to be an atheist!

rubythulhu,

we were created in gods image 🙏god loves a good railing like the rest of us

hark, to comicstrips in Hail King Simba
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, this magnified lion population issues since poachers would kill the lion and then a new one would step in, killing all the cubs, but then he’d also get poached and the process would repeat before cubs could grow.

kakes,

Huh, TIL.

pdxfed, (edited )

So what is the normal natural balance to males killing their offspring? Obviously more pregnant lions is good genetic trait to have, but dead babies does not reenter gene pool. Super aggressive moms to defend against dad?

prettybunnys,

The strong protector prevents his cubs from being killed, preventing a new male from moving in.

This selects for genetically superior males OR younger more vigorous males.

Experience tips the balance of power so that youth can’t just win.

The natural balance is that the male isn’t removed from the equation before the equation can be written on the board.

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

Female lions better at defense or male lions that are better at not getting poached, I guess.

the_post_of_tom_joad, to memes in Question for God

“because if it didn’t feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit” is probably God’s/nature’s answer.

Honytawk,

Weren’t we made in his image?

Does this mean god has a scat fetish?

pixeltree,

Women don’t have a prostate tho and don’t die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that’s the G-spot in women)

pixeltree,

Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.

clemdemort, (edited )
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Not really, same way as us prostate owners we don’t really feel it when we poop, pooping just feels nice.

pixeltree,

Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I’ve sensitized it

electrogamerman, (edited )

Pooping (lots of less than symbols) Getting penetrated.

Just sayin

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno I think it depends.

As a poet once wrote on a bathroom stall door I’ve seen: The three greatest pleasures in life are the beginning of a piss, the middle of a nut and the end of a shit.

electrogamerman,

Now imagine if you combine the middle of a nut and the end of a shit

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I’m sorry? Did something get mangled in autocorrect or is this weed stronger than i thought?

EDIT: smarty manguy >>>>>>>me

CluelessDude,

Don’t worry I also took some time to get it. Not getting pegged I mean the >>>>>…

jol,

Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!

dditty,

She’s not pretending she’s just creating biased propaganda funded by Bill Gates and George Soros so the government can implant us with 5G mind-control microchips to make us autistic zombies.

/s

Ragincloo,

That may or may not be true but there’s a good chance there’s some dehydrated milk in the lab

SlopppyEngineer,

Probably a picture of a quality control lab in a food factory. They’re pretty anal about everything being within spec for safety, product consistency and legal reasons.

Denvil,

Anal and food quality control are two things I did not want to see in a comment together

Mac,

There’s an ass eating joke in here somewhere.

Denvil,

Damn, you wouldn’t expect somebody named Mac to have the delay of Windows (you’re a month late to this comment section lol)

Mac,

It was a slow day so i ended up browsing by top-month after going through everything else. Lmao

BunBunInTheSun,

Certainly explains the short sleeves of the lab coat!

ThrowawayPermanente,

And it’s going to be the best damn orange juice you’ve ever tasted

MargotRobbie, to memes in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

While I’m here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don’t get sick, and don’t get other people sick.

sgbrain7,

I’ll get my flu shot once my cold mostly resolves. My entire face feels like it’s about to sneeze 24/7 and it’s like a personal hell

holycrap,

Got mine! 10/10 will definitely do again

TankieTanuki, (edited )

Getting a shot and then immediately walking to the end of the queue for another like it’s Six Flags. dril

WuTang,
@WuTang@lemmy.ninja avatar

While I’m here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don’t get sick, and don’t get other people sick.

How? as it has been demonstrated that it does not protect against transmission?

But take your shots please.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

Anti vaxxers need your own island. You’d… “sort yourselves out”… in about 10 years.

WuTang,
@WuTang@lemmy.ninja avatar

Strange, so you are protected, you would apparently protect from transmitting too SO why unvaxxed to COVID (not antivaxx, little schmug) would have to isolate on an island?

you see how crazy you are?

DillyDaily,

Not everyone who wants to be vaccinated against covid can be vaccinated.

And not everyone who is vaccinated can receive the full benefits of vaccination due to being immunocompromised.

As someone who gets a Hep B vaccine every single year, I do what I can to protect myself, but my body is incapable of producing antibodies long term, it’s because of an autoimmune condition, not because the vaccine isn’t widely effective. I’m always going to be more susceptible to it (and I work in healthcare so I have to keep getting the vaccine). I’m lucky I only have this issue with hep b, my other vaccines seem to have “taken”, but I’m not alone, there are many people out there that have this issue with various vaccines.

My cousin had an anaphylactic reaction to the flu vaccine a few years ago, he can’t take it again. He’s in a vulnerable position because he has a trachy, so his airways don’t have as much natural protection. He has to trust that his co-workers will stay away from him if they catch the flu, because he can’t get vaccinated even though he wants and needs to.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Did you intend to make some kind of point here?

JiveTurkey,

Would’ve been better to say something like: Don’t get as sick and potentially die when you do catch one or both of these viruses. Also stay home when you’re sick.

DillyDaily,

It does technically reduce transmission potential, though indirectly.

If you do contract covid or the flu after having been vaccinated, you are less likely to have severe symptoms, including coughing and sneezing. If you’re not coughing up a lung all over the place, you’re not spreading as much as someone who is hocking loogeys over everyone else.

freeindv,

Except everyone I know who got the shot has gotten sick way more frequently then those who didn’t. That’s backed up by the data that shows the shots give an initial boost in immunity, but slow negative effectiveness long term

daellat,

It does reduce transmission it just doesn’t reduce it to 0%. Life is not so black and white.

Auzy,

Yeah… For people saying COVID is “just the flu”, I had a friend who ended up in hospital with COVID… When I got covid and thought I may have spread it to her (fortunately she got lucky and somehow didn’t get it) , she pretty much started prepacking for hospital.

It’s still a super serious virus, same as the real flu…

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I know four people who ended up in the hospital from COVID, one in a medically induced coma for a couple of weeks. All except one of them is in their 30’s or 40’s and in good physical condition, the exception is a friend’s young child who is in the ICU right now and they’re not sure she’ll survive…

Franzia,

I just went to sign up for my covid shot and it asked me to update my insurance information. I have no fucking answers for them so I stopped filling out the form.

TexMexBazooka,

Have you tried telling them you don’t have insurance

Franzia,

Nope I’m gonna call and tell them today I think they will say its okay and the website is just dumb 😋 thanks by the way

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I highly recommend staggering them though. I did them both together last year and felt so sick that I had to take a day off of work (still better than COVID or Flu). This year, I had a COVID booster and I’m getting a flu shot Monday. The COVID shot did nothing to me but give me a sore arm and flu shots never do anything.

Snowyday,

Just got both of mine an hour ago

AngryCommieKender,

Also get your dogs rabies vaccines! We are getting dangerously close to having less than 80% of the dogs in the US vaccinated. This will cause pockets of disease in your pets.

areyouevenreal,

Flu shots are only given to the elderly and vulnerable where I live. It’s weird to see people talking about getting the flu shot like it’s a normal thing.

eager_eagle, to linuxmemes in Kinda accurate lol
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

needs more jpg compression, I can still recognize the images

MargotRobbie, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But just when you think you are safe from advertisements on your niche technology forum.

The advertisements followed you here.

Telling you to buy the “Barbie” movie, now available on Blu-Ray.

A movie about rediscovering meaning in a meaningless, hypercommercialized world.

A movie about reappropriating an advertisement into a New Sincerity, free from despair.

And that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you here for months.

NounsAndWords,

Thanks, Margot Robbie.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

Not_Alec_Baldwin,

Is it wrong if I think your best performance was as yourself taking a bubble bath?

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

And not the one in Wolf of Wall Street? (Yes, that one.)

Gasp.

sheogorath,

TBH if this is real Margot I wouldn’t be surprised one bit. Because we already had Taylor Swift as a 4chan user. Having Margot Robbie as a Lemmy user is not far fetched.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

No one will ever believe you.

SmokingKinoko,

This here is a top-tier comment.

myrrh,

…nobody’s telling me to buy josie and the pussycats, though: seems like the safer bet…

scytale, to linuxmemes in Kinda accurate lol

Second one should be VPN.

LastYearsPumpkin,

Yeah, depending on what you use SSH for, the top two pictures are switched.

Soundhole, (edited ) to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

Did Banksy draw or write this? What’s the connection?

EDIT: Here’s an explanation from the artist who drew the comic:

This quote was taken from Banksy’s 2004 book Cut It Out. Some of the passage was inspired/appropriated from an essay by artist Sean Tejaratchi. I rearranged the last couple of sentences for this comic.

deweydecibel,

You mean the banksy that just had a huge expo in Glasgow? That was advertised all over the place? That published a book this year that was actually copyrighted?

That Banksy?

smeg,

19 years and massive commercial success does that to you. I believe 2004 Banksy would describe that as being “a fucking sellout” or something.

Soundhole,

I suppose I do. That’s kind of disappointing.

cameron_vale, (edited )

There’s a crack in every ideology. In fact it’s all cracks.

Whoresradish, to lemmyshitpost in Bible

“The thigh was considered the source of posterity in the ancient world. Or, more properly, the “loins” or the testicles. The phrase “under the thigh” could be a euphemism for “on the loins.” There are two reasons why someone would take an oath in this manner: 1) Abraham had been promised a “seed” by God, and this covenantal blessing was passed on to his son and grandson. Abraham made his trusted servant swear “on the seed of Abraham” that he would find a wife for Isaac. 2) Abraham had received circumcision as the sign of the covenant (Genesis 17:10). Our custom is to swear on a Bible; the Hebrew custom was to swear on circumcision, the mark of God’s covenant. The idea of swearing on one’s loins is found in other cultures, as well. The English word testify is directly related to the word testicles.”

www.gotquestions.org/hand-under-thigh.html

Viking_Hippie,

“The thigh was considered the source of posterity”

More like the source of posterior, amirite? 😛

Aremel, to lemmyshitpost in Luck

They knew.

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

Is there a double meaning here I’m not aware of? That does just straight up say anals, right?

theatomictruth,

Finals

glibg10b,

*fINALS

ptrknvk,

fi looks like an A.

usualsuspect191,

Had to. Why are all the letters capitalized except for the f? And the keming is so bad it has to be on purpose.

glibg10b,

rn
m

SVcross,
@SVcross@lemmy.world avatar

They had to.

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