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Kolanaki, (edited ) to risa in Do they ever work at all?
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I like when they’re like “water, cold” and it just makes a cylinder of water that splashes onto the bottom of the replicator because they forgot to specify that the water should be in a cup. Imagine programming them on purpose this way just to fuck with all the foreign dignitaries.

echodot, (edited )

Tea Earl Gray hot, in a pint glass.

gregorum,

It was funny when that happened in an episode of VOY when Janeway ordered a coffee, and then the mug materialized a few seconds later because the replicators were malfunctioning.

RaoulDook, to comicstrips in They aren't boards, and they don't hover!

Back in my day, we didn’t have no dang hoverboards, and hoverboards were a thing of the future from 2015 when Marty McFly would fly across the silver screen on his one true hoverboard. I spent the best years of my life working on anti-gravity technology with the hope that I could one day too fly like Marty, on a real hoverboard, but now I just sit in my own graveyard of failed dreams while the kids are zoomin’ around on their wheely-scooters and calling them hoverboard. Thanks Obama!

Chakravanti, (edited )

2016

They said 2015 but anyone with half a brain gets why they lied about exactly which year they were in. And if you and got that then: Cubs

Anticorp,

Obama has probably received more thanks than any person since Jesus.

mexicancartel, to linuxmemes in It doesn’t even take special talents to do!

Sorry you had to go through having a baby…

samus12345, to risa in Difficult Terrain
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“I am a skin of evil!”

“More like a puddle of shit!”

Kolanaki,
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“Hey Armis, you suuuuuuuuck!”

samus12345,
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I know it was played for laughs, but it was satisfying to see him get something of a comeuppance after what he did. He pretty much got away scot-free in TNG.

Kolanaki,
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He got to continue to suffer being all alone, unwanted, unliked, and unloved.

samus12345,
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He did, but it’s even better for him to get insults hurled at him as well.

getoffthedrugsdude, to memes in I got covid :(

Bustin makes me feel gooOOd:

piped.yt/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE&t=1

LoamImprovement,

I ain’t afraid of no sleep

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’

flashgnash, to memes in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

Didn’t pfizer have to be court ordered to release the results of their testing with the vaccine though? Whether the vaccine works or not that’s shady as hell

Franzia,

Yea Pfizer as a company is deeply efficient at marketing and shareholder capital.

random_character_a, to lemmyshitpost in Everything I hate in one pic
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I’ve seen this picture many times, but this is the first time I noticed the moon.

lars,

Yeah I hate those fuckers too

mvirts, to memes in irony deficiency

I’m so offended

lars,

I’m literally shaking

Lepsea, to memes in Pope–memier showtime

I bet his rhymes are fly,his beats are sick and his crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That’s 'cause Jesus Christ is his

Rolando, to memes in But of course

Oh great, now I gotta change my password.

Seraph, to lemmyshitpost in Luck
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Why didn't they use a capital F?

kugmo, to linux in Is DNS Bloat too?
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Embrace GNS.

Kase, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?

Zero. Maybe it’s the OCD, but I never ever leave open a tab I’m not actively using, even if it means I open and close the same few tabs every five minutes for 8 hours every day.

Yeah, probably the ocd lmao.

LazaroFilm, to mildlyinteresting in This 9v battery contained six cells stacked like a layer cake
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Let’s play is it cake?

Kolanaki,
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Those sentient cakes, man. They really keep you guessing.

MrShankles,

I SWEAR, I’M A PERSON!!!

swab148, to memes in my sweater
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If you want to defund my sweater…

ExfilBravo,

Hold this blue thread as I walk away…

Catoblepas,

… you gotta defund my friends?

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