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popemichael, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
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I just closed 47. All of them Amazon…

My best friend is having a babby…

Xmas…

Starting a small business and tools are needed…

I just moved to south Florida, and the bugs are the size of house cats, so I require a salt shotgun…

SO. MANY. HOLIDAY. DEALS.

Like I’ve never been a shopping addict, but I had a budget of about $1000 for all of that, and I blew through it QUICK.

I could see how it could be addictive, but I do know when to walk away.

MrShankles,

the bugs are the size of house cats

Lmao, I feel that in my soul

When I first moved to south Louisiana, I encountered a giant (black and orange) grasshopper. My first thoughts were along the lines of, “Wtf kind of grasshopper is that!? Did I move to fucking Jurassic Park or something!? Fuck!”

It was very jarring to see insects so big (milipedes that excrete some kinda fluid when touched, ground spiders, thunker af orb weavers, wood roaches flying)… now that I actually type it out, it still seems like Jurassic Park almost 20 years later lol; but I’m not much bothered anymore by most of them.

But the electrified tennis racquet for killing mosquitos… that shit is priceless. Wish I could find the $5 walmart ones still, because I would dual wield them and have extra for guests. I’ve gone from mosquito prey to predator, and it’s a joy

wheeldawg, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?

I mean I love tabs, use em all the time. But currently my computer has just 1 open.

I don’t use em as bookmarks to get back to. People seem to just hoard them. And for no reason.

You can’t tell me there’s a good reason to keep hundreds open. It’s just laziness at that point.

ctag,
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You’re correct. I don’t pretend that more than a dozen of mine are actively used anymore.

pomodoro_longbreak, to comicstrips in Hilarious! (Only to six year olds)
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Really an underserved demographic

jaelisp, to risa in Just pull the bits of fur off as you eat. It'll be fine.

“Mmmm, so furry! It tickles!”

GeneralEmergency, to comicstrips in Banksy on Advertising [Zen Pencils]

I’m not saying banksy is up is own ass. But it sure seems like he’d be able to plan a route there.

CaptnNMorgan, to comicstrips in Hilarious! (Only to six year olds)

Two decades later. Still funny

FlyingSquid, to risa in I'm sorry, but it is true
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a1ac49bb-5aea-4660-9aa6-d334df6fccd6.png

You’ve never had my mother-in-law’s stuffing.

jawa21,
FlyingSquid,
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No, my mother-in-law isn’t the most infuriating woman on Betazed.

Also, she actually knows how to cook for herself. She doesn’t order her giant servant to do it for her.

jawa21,

Was just a joke. Nothing personal. I hope you have a fantastic Thanksgiving.

FlyingSquid,
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I know it was a joke. :)

ramble81,

“Stuffing” and “mother-in-law” are generally two words you do not use in the same sentence.

ChicoSuave,

Sounds like you have boring family reunions…

TheOneWithTheHair, to risa in I'm sorry, but it is true
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Flyberius, to risa in Do they ever work at all?
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Nice interrobang

TeoTwawki, to risa in The Crossover No One Asked For or Remembered
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And on that day, a lot of red shirts accidentally died because of something Stan did but didn’t intend to.

GrammatonCleric, to comicstrips in Hail King Simba
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I don’t get it

Zorque,

It's what real lions do when taking over a pride.

this_1_is_mine,

Ain’t taken care of no bodies kids but his.

uphillbothways, (edited )
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Don't female lions do most/all of the hunting and child rearing anyway?
Male lions don't do shit but fight with other male lions (and kill cubs.)

Catoblepas,

Male lions hunt a lot more than previously thought, they just do it at night when it’s hard to observe it happening without special equipment.

Male lions only stay with a given pride for 2-3 years on average before getting kicked out, so every month the lionesses spend nursing another lion’s cubs reduces the amount of time he has to make his own cubs.

hardaysknight,

It means no worries

XaeroDegreaz, to risa in As an Old Enemy

Stardate 49678.4. We will never forget.

Decoy321, to risa in Just picking up some self-sealing stem bolts. Maybe a couple bags of milk.

It’s the future, and you’re still bagging milk?!

bionicjoey,

It’s the superior milk storage vessel

remotelove,
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Milk bags. Got it.

VantaBrandon, to memes in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

I’m glad I got my OTA covid update with the recent emergency broadcast, cellphones definitely ON! Vaccine fully activated

Tarkcanis, to memes in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

Ken must be a little shy.

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