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Donkter, to memes in irony deficiency

Ummm no??? If you don’t understand sarcasm on the Internet you’re going to have a bad time!!! I swear people are getting dumber.

lars,
li10, to memes in Totally listening

Meanwhile, I’m hoping “yeah, totally” is a response that makes sense, because fuck knows what they’re actually saying.

clark, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?
@clark@midwest.social avatar

How do people manage to have more than 6 tabs open? What is this talk about 500-1000+?

Kedly,

Tabs I want to get back to later but never do is why I’m in the 1000+ camp

Honytawk,

I do when researching buying a product, having different tabs open comparing different models, with each their different stores and a bunch of reviews. You can easily get more than 20.

Same with researching a science topic.

But after being done, those tabs get closed. I rather start with a fresh browser each time.

MeatsOfRage,

As soon as I can’t see letters anymore I just burn it all down and start with a fresh window

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

burn it all down

People with Burn my windows GNOME extension:

MeatsOfRage,

Duck Duck Go mobile has a fun burn animation for clearing too

ctag,
@ctag@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

We have something wrong with us, that’s all.

smeg, to linuxmemes in It doesn’t even take special talents to do!

I assumed this meant reproducing the same functionality in a new editor instead of contributing to Emacs, the reality is so much better

grue, to risa in I heard we're doing Linus.

I’m just glad your go-to was Torvalds, not Sebastien.

jawa21,

I admit that I posted another meme with Sebastien with a corny sponsor joke right after this, but it was rightfully downvoted into oblivion so I deleted it.

Heliumfart, to memes in But of course

BC, represent.

ULS, to memes in But of course

I …read that in Michael Jackson’s voice.

sweafa, to memes in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

could it be that the terrifying creeper in the background is Ken Whiteley? The one Raffi is singing with on that album?

lars,

I don’t care if it’s the Queen of Sheba back there doing cameos. I haaaaaaaaaaate being watched from places like a grocery store ferneries where I can reasonably expect the number of hobgoblin trolls on site is less than one.

joenforcer, (edited ) to memes in The machine is always broken

It’s almost never broken. I have only been turned away for a broken machine one time ever, and McFlurries are more or less a monthly treat.

Sorry to break the internet meme, but I’m pretty sure this isn’t all that common.

Makanar56,

It’s probably locational and possibly the time of day. Since I understand cleaning them are a pain, certain locations may not prioritize it properly, or the downtime is always when you would go. The one by me for example has been down all of the 10+ times I’ve asked for something, but I know family members have gotten some ice cream there, so it’s not like permanently busted or anything.

BCsven, (edited )

The documentary on it explained that the cycles are timed to ensure proper cooling, and not warming too much for too long for sanitary reasons, so if an employee over filled the milk by a small amount the machine would sense the extra process time and default to needing a dump and clean. There was that raspberry pi device that would bypass that but for obvious reasons mcdonalds repair company lobbied against it.

tun, to asklemmy in How many tabs do you have open?

136

Most are unloaded. Using Firefox and sidebery on Linux with 32GB of RAM.

ctag,
@ctag@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I dig it. Thanks for the details!

stub,

Very similar 153 tabs currently, had to check with Tab Session Manager for the count. Linux with 32Gb Ram. Firefox gets restarted maybe every 2-4 weeks. Occasionally I kill a tab that takes more then 1Gb of memory.

tun,

I use Tab Counter Plus and put the number at the top of the sidebery sidebar.

pineapplelover,

My mindset is, I paid for 64GB of RAM, I’m gonna use all of it

Jorgelino, to memes in Question for God

That’s a weird sign. If it’s made by a church or other religous group, you’d think they wouldn’t phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn’t exist, but of course an atheist wouldn’t be making signs talking about god either.

So, is this “Business Alpha Nottingham” some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn’t work fyi.

gnomesaiyan, to risa in It just isn't complete without it
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar
Amputret, to risa in It just isn't complete without it
@Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

What the fuck is stovetop dressing?

jawa21,
Vespair,

I think they’re objecting to you calling it “dressing” instead of stuffing, even though it’s usually recommended to cook it outside the bird and thus “dressing” is actually the more correct term making you right.

StillPaisleyCat,
@StillPaisleyCat@startrek.website avatar

Dressing is the regional term in many parts of Canada. Sounds like the same may exist in parts of the United States.

Vespair,

Yes and in some parts of the US they call all sodas “coke,” but that doesn’t mean 7-Up is a coke, it just means that region is wrong.

KnightontheSun,

Soda vs pop. Go!

Vespair,

Soda. I’m cool with “soda pop” for a little personality and flair, but if you’re calling soda either just “pop” or god-forbid “coke” then I assume you’re the kind of person who watches NCIS

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@startrek.website avatar

Soft drink

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Soda Pop. Together.

jawa21, (edited )

I’m from GA. Everything is Coke here.

Zoboomafoo,
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

The recommendation to cook dressing instead of stuffing for food safety reasons is only for the wackos that add sausage

Source: The West Wing

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Other than the safety of undercooking it due to increased cook times: It dries out the turkey which is already a rather dry bird. If you actually want edible breast meat, don’t stuff the bird.

Vespair,

I haven’t consumed every piece of media on the planet so I can’t speak to the reference you’re making, but no, no it is not.

It is recommended to not stuff the bird because a turkey is large enough that stuffing will significantly increase cooking time and without care it is very easy to undercook the now solid interior, which can then soak bacteria-ladden juices into the stuffing which has not reached sufficient temperatures to kill said offending bacteria.

Stuff your small birds like chickens; dress your big birds like turkey.

FiskFisk33, (edited )

The best recommendation of all in my book is to just use a thermometer. Never cook meat by time, always do it by temperature, it’s the only way to know what is actually happening in there.

It’s probably still a good idea to not stuff the things, but if you do it by temp you at least wont poison yourself with raw bird juices.

Zorque, to risa in I'm sorry, but it is true

You'd rather eat a stove top than homemade dressing?

jawa21,

In my experience, 9/10 times yes.

Zorque,

I guess you get your daily dose of iron, and then some...

Blackout, (edited )
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

The box ones are disgusting. Worst side, half is soaking wet and half is somehow dry and chewy but inedible.

ChicoSuave,

The directions say to mix the hot water thoroughly throughout the dry mixture, cover, and remove from heat so the entire mix can absorb the water. Sounds like there was no mixing and the half that wasn’t in the water barely got any while the rest was sitting in the water meant for the entire package. Easy fix is to mix it before covering. Hopefully the next batch comes out to your satisfaction!

ElderWendigo,

How do you screw up boxed stuffing so badly? They’re not gourmet obviously, but they’re also about as complicated as store bought ramen.

jawa21,

You’ve done it incorrectly, then.

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar
paultimate14, to risa in I'm sorry, but it is true

This is incredibly true.

Most of my family just does really dumb stuff with stuffing. Celery? Fucking gross, get that slimy wood out of my food. Putting it in the turkey? Far too soggy. I understand some people want to call it “dressing” instead of “stuffing” if it’s not “stuffed” into the bird, but I don’t care. If you want to get pedantic I’ll just say dressing > stuffing.

The worst is overseasoned stuffing. Under-sessoned stuffing can be saved by gravy. But I’ve had stuffing that’s way too salty, or just completely overwhelmed with black pepper.

The boxes stuff? Perfectly acceptable every time. A variety of flavors: traditional is great, but don’t be sleeping on cornbread either.

I’ve had some pretty good stuffing in restaurants. And I suspect it comes straight from the same factory as the boxed stuff too. I’m sure I could make a slightly better stuffing myself from scratch, but not significantly better enough to merit the increased cost, time, and kitchen resources.

CeruleanRuin,

I often feel the same. Actually good homemade stuffing is amazing. But then they go and put big chunks of celery or fucking pickles of all things for some reason in it.

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