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ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason
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Most relevant post I’ve read all day

ThrowawayPermanente, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

That’s a weapon of mass addition

pivot_root,

No, it’s destruction. Just ask my toilet.

bruhduh,
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possiblylinux127, to memes in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Not to mention feeding the poor and curing the blind.

MacNCheezus,
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Destabilized the economy by providing free goods and services of mysterious origin, taking away business from doctors and farmers

NegativeLookBehind, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production
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Meal Team 6, weapons free 🍴🍽️

MacNCheezus,
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Surely you mean “weapons hot”

PaupersSerenade,
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Hot and ready!

Kolanaki, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production
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It should be Taco Bell instead.

Weapon of Ass Destruction

MacNCheezus,
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I’m sure they have those as well.

j4k3,
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In and Out, better food, better promise

RubberElectrons,
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I know right?? What the fuck is in their oil that makes their fries kill my guts??

Nothing but plain fries, and a small soda = chanclas spanking my ass.

VulKendov, to memes in Highly suspicious if you ask me

It was Moses that called for an air drop of food, Jesus just kinda fed people with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish.

MacNCheezus,
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True, true.

“Destroyed local economy by flooding the market with an oversupply of free bread and fish”, how does that sound?

CIA_chatbot, to memes in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Man he was the best, a living legend in the field

ininewcrow,
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They placed a cross instead of a star on the memorial wall

Harvey656, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Nuh-Uh!

SonnyVabitch, to lemmyshitpost in Does he bring presents too or just science homework?

This is so delightfully silly!

Kidplayer_666, to memes in Highly suspicious if you ask me

Probably ussr though. He wanted stuff like sharing and such, all commie ideas

MacNCheezus,
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Jesus wanted people to share voluntarily though. Commies want people to share at gunpoint.

Kidplayer_666,

Half the way towards being a commie is most of the way

MacNCheezus,
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GBU_28, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Smarter every day recently had a talk with NASA engineers where he said something that resonated with me.

“Its often discussed that if you could go back in time, you could change one thing, and observe a huge change in the following events.

But we never consider that we have that same power right now, today. Actions now can influence a wide variety of future outcomes.”

With some self reflection you can be the time traveler of scifi.

Some things are out of our control, but many are not, and simple changes, say, about our personal wellness or how we treat others can have big ramifications.

humorlessrepost, to memes in Funny how nature do that

That’s the exact moon shape of a 3-up in Super Mario World.

gibmiser, to lemmyshitpost in Does he bring presents too or just science homework?
GluWu, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

Don’t worry guys, you can always fuck up even more.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited ) to memes in Funny how nature do that

North America’s western tides are so flaky. Christ get a watch or an egg timer already, tides.

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