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BilboBargains, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He called his house Legoland

nifty, (edited ) to comicstrips in Busted
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

This comic is biased against people who are into cringe activities.

/s

shalafi, to comicstrips in Busted

My Filipina wife and her friends get into the tequila and it’s on. The machine is 5’ to my left and ready to go.

Kecessa, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

Told a couple once “Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you’ve got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it.”

She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit…

poppy,

Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?

citrusface,

I’ve seen people do it to jot down plates of litterbugs

Kecessa, (edited )

Probably used to hold reports for an on the road job

Steamymoomilk, to lemmyshitpost in Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

The Engineers who invented the air bag to save lives

1000008261

Pharmacokinetics, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Lord of the rings, but Gimli has a nuke

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Gimli: levels the entire region of Mordor

Legolas: That only counts as one.

Paradachshund, to comicstrips in Busted

I don’t drink and I still love karaoke

SkabySkalywag, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

So did he shoot a bunch of songs and pages of description too?.. Cool, cool I mean I’d pay to see Tom Bombadil got shot in the dick …

ininewcrow, to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol … they all have laxatives

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

“all” is a type of “some”

Enkers, (edited )

True, but “none” is not, so it would make the other statement false.

WetBeardHairs,

maybe some have both?

prayer,

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

RegalPotoo,
@RegalPotoo@lemmy.world avatar

Or none of them have either - they are just normal brownies, but tell people they’ve got laxatives or pot on them and see what happens

Godnroc,

Of course it’s none, people would assume if they didn’t shit themselves they got a pot brownie and will act stoned despite the lack of weed.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Brown note

betterdeadthanreddit, to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Eat them all, go on a mystical journey with a trail to guide you home.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

Bakkoda,

And shits and shits and shits and shits

aeronmelon, to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

Let the Hunger Games begin!

ChucklesMacLeroy,

You have chosen…unwisely.

adj16, to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies

I’m constipated and sober so this sounds like a win-win to me

force, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

what

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s part of a nutritious breakfast (and honestly likely better for your health than honey mustard sugar bombs or whatever you eat now).

eran_morad, to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

Quality shitpost

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I aim to please.

GreatBlueHeron, to lemmyshitpost in Restaurant order preferences in Africa

I’m kinda ashamed to admit I didn’t know Togo existed. Thank you for promoting me to virtually cruise around west Africa a bit and very slightly improve my geography knowledge.

TimewornTraveler,

good on ya! there’s a lot of geopolitically important countries there. Nigeria is hugely up and coming.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hope you’re Ghana have a good time

Empricorn,

Chad response.

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