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Resol, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
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I thought he always Yiddished his coffee.

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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I don’t even know what that means, but you gave me a great idea for another meme.

Also, Yiddish originates from the Ashkenazi community in 9th century Europe, Moses certainly didn’t know anything about that.

Resol,
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I was just trying to make a joke about a different language that was also written with the Hebrew script. Turns out it sounds terrible.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Oh vey, what a shonda…

Real talk though, that’s honestly quite fascinating, isn’t it. Yiddish is a Germanic language while Hebrew is Semitic. Those are two entirely different language families, yet both languages use the same letters.

Also, Finnish and Hungarian belong to a common family even though they read and sound entirely different and have little cultural and no geographic overlap.

Resol,
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This is what keeps me up at night.

Jumuta, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!

GenAI post 🤮

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Generic AI hating comment 🥱

ObviouslyNotBanana, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap
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Rock sliding into them DM’s

ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I think the actual story that Alex “I don’t get enough oxygen when I sleep” Jones fudged that conspiracy theory from is way more interesting than turning frogs gay.

The pesticide atrazine apparently can turn male frogs into females.

And yes, Alex Jones recently said that he suffers from oxygen deficiency when he sleeps because of his “freakishly big neck” (or whatever words he used) which gives him visions from god.

TK420,

Visions from god (lol) or downloads from god? (Also lol)

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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He does sometimes call them downloads, true.

The_Picard_Maneuver, to lemmyshitpost in Quick, someone inform Alex Jones. AI is turning the frogs gay!
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But look at how happy they are!

cannibalkitteh, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Okay, you’ve found it, but would you hit it?

numberfour002, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Appears to be a thicc chunk of moistandtite.

abbadon420, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

This should be crossposted to dadjokes (I don’t know how to link communities)

lolrightythen, to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

Kudos in the caption!

walter_wiggles, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

He’s usually really friendly. Not sure what about you made him so mad…?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Flashbacks to his time serving in 'nam

Dieterlan, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Do both. Then the US is a spider. Or maybe a funky crab?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’ll definitely start getting funky if you play some Raggaeton or Merengue

get_off_the_phone,

Crab rave anyone?

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

Omg there’s this toy my kid had (we gave it away) that we called the “Euro Crab” and it would play European Rave/EDM type music and frantically zipped side to side around your living room. My dog was traumatized.

MacNCheezus,
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Everybody do the Macarena


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PeriodicallyPedantic,

Carcinisation really going wild on this one

qooqie, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

Didn’t realize it was a mustache on red guy, thought he was just kinda shocked the entire comic

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah, and he’s surprisingly non-shocked in the last panel, which implies that his dog has likely done this before.

OpenStars,
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He trained him well…

gibmiser, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

slaps Califournia

“Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy.”

Empricorn,

Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

i could drive so many trucks

Son_of_dad,

Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!

LunarVoyager,

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice,

    I wonder if there would be a way to draw that up. A healthcare system paid for by the states that participate and distributed federally. Treatment only for those from states that participate. Thus still pitting the government against the pharmaceutical companies in terms of fair prices and pushes states to ideally make their own choices which would slowly move towards more and more states choosing to support their people. We would have to be dicks and deny medical attention to people coming from other states. I’m sure there are a million holes to work out, but no one should have any reason to argue with it outside “I don’t want others to get help if I can’t.”

    Riven,
    @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I would argue that we provide medical care for out of state people but all the facilities have posters providing the truth and sources of why it works well in this state. Maybe that way they’ll look a little deeper into why they have to travel to another state to get help.

    Desistance, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    One Florida is enough, thanks.

    hperrin,

    s/enough/too many/

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    We’ve had one, yes, but what about second Florida?

    JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

    Let’s trade Florida for a second California.

    femboy_bird,

    can we just get rid of both of them pls?

    LucidLethargy,

    I’ll settle for sawing off Los Angeles and letting it float off into the distance.

    maccentric,

    How about we give Texas back to Mexico (if they’d take it)?

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    While we’re at it, can we ditch the Dakotas on Canada? They didn’t do anything wrong I just find their presence irritating

    samus12345,
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    What did California do that’s so bad?

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