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Namstel, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Utterly disgusting.

Zozano,

Udderly disgusting

reverendsteveii, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

ameroctopod

Agent641,

Amerachnid

reverendsteveii,

This is better, thank yoy

Akasazh, to comicstrips in Bad dog!
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MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Thanks for reminding me that existed. And now I want to rewatch it…

Uschaan, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

I’m pretty sure Tenxas would be worse.

MacNCheezus,
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Where would we even put all of those? Canada?

Classy,

Gulf of Mexico

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The gulf says mexicno

Doombot1,

Space, where they can’t influence things? They should be fine with their independent power grid, right?

TheMightyCanuck,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

Source: Albertan

MacNCheezus,
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How about Albeighta as a compromise

waterSticksToMyBalls, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Nohio

rockerface,

Also known as: Ohno

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Ohellno

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

DerpDerpingtonIsHere, to memes in Is that really necessary?

I know where I’m going

Cicraft, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Please clap

please clap

My cheeks

JCreazy, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

“but he can hurt you in other ways”

Driveway4964, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

I like how the author left it up to interpretation of whether the dog killed the human, because there’s no panel of the shot going off. For all we know, the dog is smoking from the gun, and the man is taking a nap.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Are you a lawyer by any chance?

Driveway4964,

Nope! I’m just “obtuse” /s

Thcdenton, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

You can milk anything with nipples

SPRUNT,

TIL almonds have nipples.

SparrowRanjitScaur,

He said you can milk anything with nipples, not all milk comes from nipples.

Tier1BuildABear,
@Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

I have nipples thcdenton, can you milk me?

caseyweederman, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Gonenada

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Your terms are acceptable

Vespair, to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb
Sorgan71, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Fourida because we could walk away

gravitas_deficiency, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Califournia would be a HUGE tax base, and probably somewhat annoying, but Fourida would probably end up starting the next few world wars, and at least one of them would be over bath salts.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Bath salts are old hat. We’re stuffed to the gills with fent and meth like everyone else now

FlyingSquid, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient
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They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

Imgonnatrythis,

Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

I appreciate the handy tip.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

False advertising strikes again…

MTK,

You can use the flour to strike again!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

The all-purpose flour strikes back

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