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recapitated, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

metaStatic, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

alquicksilver, to memes in California in a nutshell
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Almost, just missing a little.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0b3be0cf-ee91-449c-8075-8dd588462fdb.png

MacNCheezus,
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Very subtle, but I think you turned SF and Oakland red?

Anticorp,

What was changed?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Zoom in on the Bay Area

Anticorp,

Dang. Is the bay area overrun with meth now? San Francisco used to be such an amazing city.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I think it’s heroin and crack moreso than meth but yeah, it’s not pretty

PersnickityPenguin,

Supposedly everything is now contaminated with fentanyl.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Also, everything in California causes cancer.

alquicksilver,
@alquicksilver@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed. I moved away from the SF Bay Area, then came back after a decade and (parts of) SF/Oakland are, unfortunately, even more run down than I remember. There was always a large homeless population here but there seems to be way more aggressive folks out there now, high on something or other.

FartsWithAnAccent, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

“Worst urinal ever: 0/10, do not recommend.”

Vengefu1Tuna,

“Blew pee everywhere”

pec, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

Wow! I want a huge quantity of those no penises sign so I can stick them all over town

registrert,
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There are many places where a penis would be inappropriate. You’ll need a lot of stickers.

Norgur,

What's the appeal process of someone else seems a penis to be appropriate somewhere where this sticker was put?

monotremata,

It's less of an appeals process and more of a peel process.

Num10ck,

careful, you might end up in a penal colony.

SeeMinusMinus, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

stallmer, to memes in California in a nutshell

To be fair though, the meth-land of California is pretty beautiful.

paysrenttobirds,

Yes, the yellow is the good part and you don’t even have to be driving anywhere in particular

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

More like, the beautiful part is in the yellow part. But a lot of it is really just desert with nothing much to see, hence also meth.

paysrenttobirds,

I like the desert :)

conditional_soup,

I live in the red part, and I’m sorry to hear about your concussion leaving you this confused.

OmenAtom,

Dont let these clods fool you, pretty much every part of this map has its beautiful spots. You would have to be blind not to get a great view at the top or even side of a mountain

ivanafterall, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips
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Thanks for sharing this recipe. It was delicious and the whole family loved it!

Pons_Aelius, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips

Lies: It takes at least an hour to carbonise like that...

irish_link,

And that’s in the oven. No way that was done on a stove top or range.

Donkter, (edited )

And honestly, if anything that pan was only maybe breaking 1200 calories unless they used crazy amounts of oil.

dalekcaan,

This is nothing but a meme of LIES!

SocialMediaRefugee, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

For the elite “Puffing and grabbing their chests after running for a minute” soldiers

Bunnylux, to lemmybewholesome in Got a new sound system
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Ancient, prehistoric, but quality.

dustyData, to lemmybewholesome in Got a new sound system

Whenever I see this meme I always think she is the sub-woofer and the two puppers are the stereo twitters.

phoenixz, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

Missed opportunity for “Weapons of ass destruction”

I’m 15 years old again, apparently…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Weapons of gas production

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Weapons of ass destruction…

I’m torn between making a Taco Bell joke or a joke about my dick.

MycelialMass,

I’m ready to hear both

Zehzin, (edited ) to memes in Weapons of Gas Production
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hello, The Hague? I’d like to report a war crime.

What do you mean they’ll literally invade you if you write this down?

Blackmist, to memes in Weapons of Gas Production

Unironically so.

Logistics has always been the US military’s best weapon.

optissima,

Pretty sure it’s punching down

Blackmist,

When you’ve got nukes, all wars are punching down.

The knowing that even if you fight really well against them, they could just say “fuck it” and flatten you anyway.

optissima,

Yeah eventually the goal of anyone that punches down is “get the biggest punch,” and they definitely have it.

masquenox,

Didn’t stop the Vietnamese. Or the Afghans.

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