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ooterness, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

Aurenkin,

In case of close quarters fighting

shadmere,

To load the gun. Pay attention!

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

It’s actually full of mags

Fedizen,

those are actually for cleaning the barrel

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

:-P

chocosoldier, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

TIL these aren’t used anymore some places. These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

These are on every bag of buns at all the stores near me.

thatsthejoke.jpg

chocosoldier,

jesus i feel old…

MataVatnik, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/cdebd838-092d-4c11-9c58-9eeab8d4c63e.jpeg

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

5 right, very long, tightens.

MataVatnik,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

3 left over crest, caution, narrow unseen hairpin

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

They fly, no fools… 🏎️

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Strider is a black hawk pilot

jewbacca117,

One does not simply drive into Morder

Slovene,

You’re breaking the car Samir!

Peter1986C, (edited )
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

That is a reference to this video, which I had almost forgotten about (but you awakened my memory of).

mack7400,

I can’t rally the ring, Mr. Frodo…but I can rally you!

jaybone,

One does not simply Mitsubishi four door

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

It may be a short story but boy is it a movie I wanna see

NigelFrobisher, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He basically did in the movies tho.

synae, to comicstrips in Busted
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Fuuuck they got me.

I’d never sing karoake, but there are somehow multiple videos out there of me singing karoake. It’s really a mystery of how that happened, according to my memory…

Also, I wish I could blame AI.

Potatos_are_not_friends, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

I think it’s really stupid that Gandalf didn’t just super Saiyan every obstacle like is he stupid?

Anbalsilfer, to comicstrips in Busted

Which is the main punchline: noone sober would want to do karaoke, or the mic was actually an alcometer in disguise?

krondo, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Hooooly shit this people arguing over government issues bellow a shitpost thats logical …

Winb00m, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/789d8e67-8b2a-4545-9a77-50ef747d5db0.jpeg

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Bravo

caseyweederman,

Like he and Merry wouldn’t have set it off in the Shire out of curiosity

hglman,

Its bc Pipen is also the President of the United States

nilloc,

9/10 Pippin needs a pair of those nuclear test goggles.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Lord of the nuclear weapons race.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

That fool of a Took would nuke Gondor by accident

CustardFist, to comicstrips in Busted
@CustardFist@feddit.nl avatar

👮🏽‍♂️“Want to text your ex?”
🥴”Szurrre.”

Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Is that really necessary?

Is this where those porn get their idea from

Annoyed_Crabby, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Username checks out

The_Eminent_Bon, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes

Thats some big ass almonds

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

How many almonds do you think is the right amount of almonds?

The_Eminent_Bon,

If you’re allergic to almonds, 1

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

onealmond.com

SuperIce,

I guess AI hasn’t yet figured out the correct size for almonds.

TrueStoryBob,

We’ve got to stop size-shaming almonds.

blotz, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more recipes
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

Ai shit

XEAL,

Well, it’s way easier than making the shot for real

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I would upvote and comment with more vigour if they took the time to actually make this in real life.

blotz,
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

Why even make the effort of thinking of a title or body? I’ll just ask chatgpt to write the title for me.

XEAL,

¯_(ツ)_/¯

crusty,

I suppose it’s better than wasted food

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