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Seasm0ke, to comicstrips in Making Friends 101

Kinds wish they moved panel 1 to 4 for the reveal

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

But then he’d be going there after he arrived already

bionicjoey,

Reveal it on a sign in the room or by revealing a blackboard with it written then

Kusimulkku,

Or teacher coming in announcing the class, “welcome to making friends 101”

Nelots,

Also easily fixed by just removing the dinosaur from the first panel.

Seasm0ke,

Ha don’t get me wrong its still good. You could fix that with a runner that says 5 min ago it earlier that day or remove the Dino. Subverting expectations is a big part of the laugh for me but your joke is great.

Chickenstalker, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

So we are replacing pigeons with crackhead?

penguinsAreRapists,
@penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world avatar

Birds aren’t real

Halvdan, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

Anamnesis, (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Here in Washington it’s hard to imagine waterfalls even being noteworthy. We’ve got way too many mountains and way too much precipitation. We’re lousy with waterfalls. The whole fuckin state is a goddamned waterfall.

Toes, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

What is that?

egeres, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state
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It’s interesting that north dakota just has 2 being so far up north

dalekcaan, to comicstrips in Making Friends 101

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“Oh shit, am I in the wrong room?”

Kusimulkku,

“Is this sarcasm 101?”

Viking_Hippie,

goes to the zoo to be glib at a tiger

Axiochus,

Relevant: youtu.be/rBVZsW7gklE?si=WycYTnmWegl6FYXZ

SuddenDownpour, to comicstrips in Making Friends 101

Virgin “Goes to Making Friends 101 to make friends” vs Chad “Goes to Making Friends 101 to more effectively AVOID making friends”.

hansl,

You’re here to make friends. I’m here to learn the enemy moves.

We are not the same.

Hikermick, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Define waterfall. One man’s waterfall is another man’s riffle

dipshit, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

let the intrusive thoughts win

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, to comicstrips in Making Friends 101

Three-horns never play with long-necks.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I understood that reference.

…and now I’m sad

BoxerDevil,

They are remaking it with cgi

Crashumbc,

Now I’m sad

Gestrid,

I understood that reference.

And now I suddenly feel old.

JargonWagon,

Fuckin Cera.

Buddahriffic,

Wait, her name was Cera, not Sara? It was a pun this whole time!?

Rincewindnz, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

These are an essential piece of beach/holiday gear to fix your jandals(flipflops or thongs in Australia)with.

JohnDClay, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

What could be shoot that he didn’t already shoot? In the books, he already managed to fell a fell beast from long range. And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

the_joeba,

Not with that attitude

takeda,

He did all of that with a bow, imagine him with a sniper rifle…

Mango, (edited )

Honestly, it seems like he’d have about equal stopping and slower fire rate.

Blue_Morpho,

Same number of kills just at longer range. Gimli still wins.

jewbacca117,

it would be much harder to stab an orc with an arrow then shoot said arrow if Legolas was armed with a sniper rifle

Khrux,

He could just do the equivalent and stab them with bullet, duh

Ephera,

Bayonet?

ryathal,

A sniper file would have stopped the orc that blows up the wall at helms deep.

nova_ad_vitum, (edited )

And it’s not like shooting the eye of Sauron with a sniper rifle would kill him.

I agree, but I still think someone should have tried. Even if it didn’t kill him there’s a giant gulf between not killing him and doing nothing.

This applies more to Voldemort than to the eye of Sauron tbh. Ofc he has horcruxes blah blah blah but if they just got an SAS sniper to shoot a 50 cal sniper round at him from a mile out - again, I’m not saying it would kill him but… would it have done nothing? All I’m saying is there’s a thing called due diligence and they should have at least tried.

creditCrazy,
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Also it might be possible that attacking the eye of soron could blind him.

someguy3, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

“What do your elf eyes see?” takes on a whole new meaning.

Crashumbc, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

Or the eagles take the ring to mount doom… One page done

Decoy321,

Every time I hear this idea, I think of this Oglaf comic

uid0gid0,

He’d prefer if they walk

caseyweederman,

Sauron was watching for that though. It’s easy to fly out of a place when the defenses are all down.

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