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KuroiKaze, to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

Eating these dry would probably taste awesome

LavaPlanet, to lemmybewholesome in AI will fix everything 😎

What technique are they using in the cooking pic tho. This is hilarity, thank you.

cyborganism, to lemmybewholesome in AI will fix everything 😎

I’m surprised at how good it can reproduce Trump’s hair.

blubton,

It’s bad at reproducing good hair, so it’s good at reproducing bad hair; that would be my guess.

TheDeepState, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

You know this meme wasn’t made by a woman. But, I’m sure it was.

therealjcdenton, to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please

I’ll pass on the info

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

So Diana’s been breeding wendigos this whole time?

MacNCheezus,
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For all we know…

SubArcticTundra, to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Funny, I only reply to failures

Namstel, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Utterly disgusting.

Zozano,

Udderly disgusting

wildbus8979, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in With water from a rock and fire from Mt. Horeb

Abraham certainly did not speak modern Hebrew. A language that was invented in the late 19th century to further the Zionist cause.

en.wikipedia.org/…/Revival_of_the_Hebrew_language

MacNCheezus,
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Doesn’t matter what language he spoke (probably biblical Hebrew), he was a descendant from a people referred to as Hebrews (see Exodus 2:1-10).

gedaliyah,
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Weird. Then why can I read the inscription in this photo of a text composed 3500 years ago? I guess some time traveler learned this totally invented 19th century language and taught it to the people back then, and also came up with Arabic and some other languages that are pretty closely related.

By the way, it says not to lie (although his hand is partly covering it).

Halvdan, to lemmyshitpost in Let the triggering begin

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Nature is beautiful
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I prefer my plants scrambled.

MacNCheezus,
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May I suggest some salad then?

dan1101, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Be right back going to visit them all.

Boris_NotTooBadinoff,

Don’t go chasing waterfalls

dan1101,

That’s right, TLC says not to and they’ve never steered me wrong.

MacNCheezus,
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See you in a couple of years then

RainfallSonata, to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Those ranges are so wide as to be pretty useless.

MacNCheezus,
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Maybe that’s why there’s numbers on each state?

RainfallSonata,

Oh. Assumed those were abbreviated names.

mangaskahn,

Proud to be from the great state of 3i6nesota. You should come visit and explore our majestic waterfalls.

XeroxCool,

If could have used a few more colors for in-between ranges but I think as-is, it does a decent job of dividing the country evenly between the two blues in the middle.

bitwaba, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

“mind if I get another slice?”

psycho_driver, to lemmyshitpost in How to lose friends and alienate people

I would definitely try it.

MacNCheezus,
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What if the icing was beef flavored?

psycho_driver,

I would be a little disappointed if it wasn’t.

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