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enki, to lemmyshitpost in Suspicious

Why the fuck you roasting a turkey upside down? You want nice crispy golden skin on the back and gooey white skin on the actual edible parts?

silkroadtraveler,

My first time. Learned the hard way lol

Shayeta,

Also, the tip of the thermometer should be in the CENTER of the bird.

silkroadtraveler,

Yes chef!! 🫡

Pandantic, to lemmyshitpost in Suspicious
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

I have a modest proposal for you…

empireOfLove, to lemmyshitpost in Suspicious

oh god oh fuck

what if i can’t tell the difference???

not_that_guy05, to lemmyshitpost in Suspicious

Plot twist they are both cakes.

nyoooom, to memes in Pizza Party

Can’t be bored if they’re dead

Zerush, to memes in Pizza Party
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

“You’ll like our Pizza, it’s better for you”

NutWrench, to memes in Pizza Party
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

That bear has seen some serious sh*t.

ColeSloth, to memes in Pizza Party

That’s some 70s shit right there. It was a different kind of creepy by the 80s.

yogthos, to memes in Crop Top
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Why is he holding a gun to the guy’s head? Is that some good cop bad cop nonsense?

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

could just be a stock photo

BuboScandiacus, to memes in Crop Top
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

I read: “easy to DIE” at first

Mordachai_Shedbacon, to memes in Pizza Party

s̵̙̏a̸͇̒v̴̛̪e̶͕͌ ̶̤̍t̵͔̎ẖ̵̛e̷̘̐m̵͈̕

Psiczar, to memes in Pizza Party

Those crows feet mean he’s seen some shit.

RandomVideos, to memes in Pizza Party

The mascots name is “boredom”

Vinny_93, to memes in Be the best in every meaning.

c/LemmyBeWholesome

DARbarian, to memes in Failing is better than Remaining the same
@DARbarian@artemis.camp avatar

what kind of boomer facebook inspirational instabro shit is this

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