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j_roby, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Headline reads: Millennials ruining the wall industry

jaybone,

Avocado walls.

MacNCheezus,
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What happens next will SHOCK you

db2, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Wild animals: It’s free real estate dinner.

morrowind, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
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virgin “outdooor hotel” fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer

MacNCheezus,
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Man, you gotta be a true chad in order to enjoy homelessness

Neato, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
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That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.

MacNCheezus,
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That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

That is indeed the joke.

ItDoBeHowItDoBe,

There are nice bug nets made specifically to fit around hammocks. You see the sky and not be eaten alive.

tissek,

Some hammocks even have the bug net built in creating a nice bugfree cocoon.

someguy3, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Good luck in the rain!

Have we seriously forgotten how shelter works?

Tristaniopsis,

Do you like pina coladas?

MacNCheezus,
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Pfft, shelter? That’s for poor people!

tubaruco,

houses? thats for homeless pe-

wait, something feels wrong

cmgvd3lw, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.

MacNCheezus,
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*If and only if

M500,

There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Fresh air, cold winds, and hypothermia.

Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Sleeping outdoor without shelter > camping > glamping > glamping outdoor without shelter

Whew, we’ve come quite far.

Aurenkin, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

There’s a solid foundation for this idea but I still don’t see it putting a roof over my head to be honest.

CaptnNMorgan, (edited ) to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This would only be cool if you’re somehow guaranteed zero people/predators or cameras in a large enough radius that you won’t ever be seen or attacked by an animal. Fucking under the stars on a real bed sounds pretty cool. But there is a building in the background. I would be too paranoid that someone is watching with a telescope

baatliwala,

Forget zero people/predators, I need a guarantee for zero mosquitoes and flies

gmtom,

Yes all those natural predators in Switzerland you need to watch out for.

CaptnNMorgan,

According to Google they have wolves and bears. What more do you want?

gmtom,

I would trust everything you read on Google. While Switzerland probably does have some wolves and bears realistically you’re never going to encounter one.

random_character_a, to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown
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You can break someones face and your hand at the same time.

NigelFrobisher, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

You wouldn’t even get the bed for a million pounds in central London.

FoxFairline, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
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That was a joke Art installation AFAIK a decade back.

iso,

Swiss here, no it isn’t. Here’s a (german) overview of a few “openair hotels”: stilpalast.ch/…/schlafen-unter-freiem-himmel-7144

nigh7y,

So… you get room service? Like… how far do these workers stay from these rooms? Can they see you pee and take a dump? Where do you clean yourself? Do you get a refund if it rains? Is a simple hotel room somewhere nearby cheaper than this gourmet outdoor experience?

So many questions…

knorke3, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

This hotel Switzerland
famous you sleep located
rooms with mountains
no walls,

also: is for which let in the in

MacNCheezus,
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Advanced level “don’t dead, open inside”

awwwyissss, to lemmyshitpost in No more Mr. Nice Clown

Another ad for McDonald’s? Their disgusting “food” puts many people in the grave.

NOT_______RICK, to memes in Singerman

Reposting as it does not break any rule

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