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howsetheraven, to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

mmazikinn,

in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass

Blackmist, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

Until Dawn?

bilb, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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how do i summion wengido

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Here you go

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/633b3d14-8f97-4b4e-8495-f0cf70e555b6.jpeg

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

cm0002,

On second thought, scratch the whole wendigo idea. Perhaps I’ll just stick to breeding normal critters like raccoons or sasquatches.

Well that’s no way to raise a loyal nightmare army

MacNCheezus,
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Idk man, I think sasquatches are probably a lot more loyal than wendigos.

hex_m_hell,

There’s already enough monsters with an insatiable appetites fed by blood and suffering who’s appetite grows the more they consume: billionaires.

MacNCheezus,
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Perhaps billionaires are just wendigos with a job… 🤔

0x4E4F, to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Could you pull your top down while you’re at it?

tubaruco,

no, please push my down top instead

0x4E4F,
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Yeah, that works as well… am I pushing it right?

tubaruco,

i think so, but it feels kind of weird. please stop

0x4E4F,
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Oh come on, don’t be like that… you know you want to 😏.

tubaruco,

STOP I DONT LIKE THIS

aaaaaaa

0x4E4F,
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OK, OK… maybe later?

tubaruco,

sure, lets do this in the future

0x4E4F, (edited )
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Cool 👍.

tubaruco,

hot ▫️⬛

🔸

0x4E4F,
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Nah, not in the mood now.

tubaruco,

me neither

0x4E4F,
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MacNCheezus,
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You’ll do

SubArcticTundra, to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Funny, I only reply to failures

toomanypancakes, to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Fair enough, can do

Player2, to lemmyshitpost in The struggle Isreal

Looks zoomed in already, only the numbers are visible on the whole thing. Guess he was on to something

MacNCheezus,
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TFW you made the font so big you need two tablets

https://i.imgflip.com/18ps27.jpg

Melt, to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please

Oh I guess I’m in the way, go ahead and draw the commenter after me

Jerkface,

Hey, what’s goin’ on over he-- Oh, god dammit.

RIP_Cheems, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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For a second I thought that was going towards Ted Kaminski.

MacNCheezus,
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Sorta, but without the mail bombs.

Socsa,

The industrial revolution and its consequences…

RIP_Cheems,
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swag_money, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

men only want one thing and it’s hole 😎 FIFY

MacNCheezus,
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Nah, that’s boys you’re thinking of. Men want a lot more than that.

swag_money,

men only want sex truck and sandwich 😎😎

SuddenDownpour,

Username checks out

JoshuaSlowpoke777, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

I mean, I agree with the meme completely, but I’d also want to turn around in their arms and cuddle them right back. I’m a fan of both hugging and being hugged, and it might be a sensory thing.

MacNCheezus,
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Nothing wrong with that.

Stalinwolf, (edited )
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I’m not huge of cuddling and tend to get overheated easily when I do, but I find it really pleasurable (non-sexually) when my wife runs her finger/fingernail on my hand or arm. Just light touch in general feels incredibly stimulating, but it’s kind of a weird thing to outright ask for so I just kind of enjoy it when it comes around. I also like when my kid steps on my arms or legs when climbing on me. I should probably look into massage therapy.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey yeah I’m a massage therapist we will do anything you ask as long as it’s not sexual or doesn’t go beyond the boundaries of the standard sheet-draping protocols.

I’m not suggesting you seek me out specifically, but just letting you know that any massage therapist is trained to meet the needs of the customer. Within the scope of our licensure.

There is a basic protocol and flow that we all generally follow, which DOESN’T include light tickly touches or scratching or squishing or climbing but you CAN request such things if that’s what you like.

Stalinwolf,
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That’s cool to know. I don’t think I would be comfortable seeking the touch/grazing part from a therapist, but I’ve never had a professional massage and I feel like I’d really benefit from one. My legs especially. I figure it’s due to being on my feet full-time at my job, but pushing and dragging my palms along my quads before bed every feels incredible.

kajko,

You feel how you feel but just wondering why this feels like such a weird thing to ask for? My own partner told me he enjoys that kind of light touch (also sensorially rather than sexually) and I try to do it whenever I think about it, and it makes me happy that he’s enjoying it, and it’s not like it’s a struggle for me.

Stalinwolf, (edited )
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I don’t honestly know why it feels so weird. I guess maybe because it feels a little self-serving and silly. Like, asking for a massage serves a function to relieve muscle tension. But asking for stimulating tickles on my arm makes me feel self-conscious for some reason.

MrFunnyMoustache,

Please tell her. I’m sure she will be glad to know that you like it, and will do it more often.

For me it’s the opposite, light touches give me discomfort, and firm touches with pressure are comforting from a sensory experience. Talking about it with your partner is really important.

kajko,

I second telling her!

And I’m also one for firm squeezes instead. Light touches make me overstimulated. All the light touches for my partner instead!

bizarrocullen, to lemmybewholesome in Men only want one thing and it's wholesome

Man: “alright, fell right into the trap”

Proceeds to cut one

stoicmaverick,

This is actually how the concept of the modern vibrator was conceived.

surewhynotlem,

Well of course you have to fuel the jetpack.

JusticeForPorygon, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said
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Ted Kaczynski approves

MacNCheezus,
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RIP_Cheems,
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I new i couldn’t be the only one who thought that.

Donkter, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

Zero reason not to do this if that’s what your heart is telling you. Just leave a note for your loved ones to find 10 years after you leave.

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

breed wendigos

Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.

“Sometimes dead is bettah.”

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