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feedum_sneedson, to lemmyshitpost in Hope that clears things up

Napalm sticks

Kowowow,

I’ve heard it mainly sticks to kids

Thcdenton,

😐

Piemanding,

That’s what I was gonna say. If it doesn’t stick it doesn’t do as much damage.

Rakonat,

m.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfYNapalm sticks to kids.

Jerb322, to memes in Let's hope it never has to come to this
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They did it in the movie “The Kingsmen” I think.

spriteblood,

Yep pulled the hoses off the showers, IIRC

bobs_monkey,

Indeed. The thing that threw me off there was that I’d imagine the increased water pressure in that room immediately flood the u-bend on the toilet, given that toilets flush when more water is added to the bowl.

EatYouWell,

Yeah, you can flush a toilet by just dumping water into it.

WhatsHerBucket, to memes in California in a nutshell
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No mention of cannabis lol

youCanCallMeDragon,
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The Venn diagram of places with cannabis use and places in the US is a circle my friend

WhatsHerBucket,
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I agree completely, but I was referring to places it’s grown. Not many states have the climate to grow outdoors.

I was thinking places like Humboldt :)

Rodeo,

I live in Canada and I grow it outdoors.

It doesn’t require desert weather.

scottywh,

Grows fine outdoors in Colorado… And Georgia… And Florida… Or so I’ve “heard

gamermanh,
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Humboldt is great but even places like Sac can grow amazing weed

My neighbors growing up grew huge, amazing plants for a couple years, would give my parents a ton for help trimming n caring for em while they were at work or on vacation or shit like that

The only places I’ve been in CA I haven’t caught either a grow op or someone growing a personal or two were all in the mountains and in the winter

I even knew a guy who lived near death valley that grew some outdoors, but never got to try it

MacNCheezus,
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It’s everywhere

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Now that it’s legal, it’s not really regional to in and around Humboldt County; there are weed farms in the central valley now. Also, meth is stronger and much more present outside the green strip.

Fiivemacs, to memes in Straight hustlin'

It’s weight watchers, not weight losers.

MacNCheezus,
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Touché

Wogi,

I used to have a buddy that would rubber band on weight watchers.

He’d do it for a while, lose an astounding amount of weight, stop, gain every pound back.

I have no idea if he’s still doing this but it was like a 2 year cycle. Spend a few months thinking about going back on, decide it was worth the money, get on, do great for 6 months and then get tired of it, or get a craving for something, and that would be the end of it.

Honestly the system would work if it were manageable long term but from what I’ve seen there’s just no preparation for getting off of it. You’ve gotta get to a point where you can handle gaining a few pounds every now and again, and then lose it again and do maintenance until the next event where you’re going to have something bad. WW seems to expect you to stick to their meal plan permanently and that is frankly too fucking restrictive to last.

qooqie, to comicstrips in Bad dog!

Didn’t realize it was a mustache on red guy, thought he was just kinda shocked the entire comic

MacNCheezus,
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Yeah, and he’s surprisingly non-shocked in the last panel, which implies that his dog has likely done this before.

OpenStars,
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He trained him well…

Kalkaline, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

That doesn’t sound quite right, but I’m sure there’s some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

beckerist,

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  • Death_Equity,

    Or a Balrog.

    Hellstormy, to lemmyshitpost in A time-honored tradition
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    Sometimes I have even thrown it out with the tupperware because it’s gotten so bad that opening that container would probably poison everything in a 100m radius.

    MaxVoltage,
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    in my experience its best to ooen those into the compost directly

    LillyPip,

    If you wait long enough, it will throw itself away.

    MycelialMass,

    You can freeze the bad ones (mark it as bad in case you forget about it) then dump it as one big block and take the trash out before it thaws.

    CaptnNMorgan,

    Genius

    100_percent_a_bot, to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

    Why is the neighbor living in the Harry Potter closet?

    MacNCheezus,
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    For the free WiFi of course

    moon, to lemmyshitpost in Everything happens for a reason

    Very little of your life is actually in your control

    Bizarroland,
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    Imagine that you're starting now.

    The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

    What can you do to make your life better?

    Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

    saboteur,

    I believe you have to think a little more long term before submitting to the idea that “I can’t change anything”.

    Can I change things in the next 1 hour? If you’re broke now, probably yes you will still be broke after 1 hour.

    But that’s not how life works. We go to schools and develop ourselves in other ways, to have a better life 10 or 20 years later.

    brbposting,

    I accept this as true for billions of people. How can those in destitute poverty do anything but survive?

    But, say, upper-middle class westerners? Add in the most positive family dynamics and you seem to have an immense amount of free agency.

    Curious if you agree or not :)

    unexposedhazard,

    I would say there are limits to what one can easily achieve from their starting point in life, but your statement is so fatalistic that anyone who believes it might aswell stop trying and just give up on life.

    Kolanaki, to memes in California in a nutshell
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    I live in the god damn meth section. The very heart of it! Methdesto! 😭

    MacNCheezus,
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    F

    SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
    smeg,

    Bean would make a hell of a QA

    Pons_Aelius, to lemmyshitpost in Follow me for more health and fitness tips

    Lies: It takes at least an hour to carbonise like that...

    irish_link,

    And that’s in the oven. No way that was done on a stove top or range.

    Donkter, (edited )

    And honestly, if anything that pan was only maybe breaking 1200 calories unless they used crazy amounts of oil.

    dalekcaan,

    This is nothing but a meme of LIES!

    ThunderChunk, to memes in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...

    God damn it’s been too long since I’ve tasted the nectar of the gods. Brinner it is!

    ivanafterall,
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    If you have breakfast sausage and you've never made your own gravy, it's really not that hard!

    Gandarf,
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    Gravy is something I cannot nail down. I don’t think I’m patient enough.

    So, I bought some breakfast sausage links. Cook a few as normal, then maybe break some ground out of the casing and brown. Then add water and flour to thicken/roux? Add pepper? This is my intuition, but I really have no idea what’s right/wrong.

    Catoblepas,

    I was taught to use milk rather than water, but that’s basically right. Butter doesn’t hurt either if you’re making it without cooking sausage first, but the sausage might have enough fat on its own.

    scottywh, (edited )

    We typically don’t use links for sausage gravy… Just ground breakfast sausage.

    Otherwise you’re on the right track.

    And yes, the other comment is right that milk is preferable to water… Butter is good too… Might as well add some of that as well.

    GrabtharsHammer,

    Close. You don’t add liquid and flour. You brown the meat, and render out fat. It’s vital to have a couple tablespoons of liquid fat in the pan. If you don’t get enough from the sausage, augment with a bit of butter or oil. Heat around medium.

    Then sprinkle in flour, about equal in volume to the liquid fat, and stir. You gently fry the flour in the oil to cook off the raw flour flavor. It’ll go from white to about sand color. If your proportions are right it will look a bit like wet sand, and will smell like roasted nuts a bit.

    Now slowly stir in cold milk while whisking gently to mix and prevent lumps. Scrape the bottom to deglaze any browned on flecks of meat. You want to heat it to just bubbling not to scorch the milk. It’ll thicken up.

    Then grind a bunch of pepper in to finish it off, and pour over biscuits, fried taters, or whatever.

    All gravy works this way, pretty much. Gravy for turkey? Replace the milk with poultry stock. Gravy for steak? Beef stock it is.

    Sagifurius,

    I cheat when im making gumbo. i toast like 2 cups of flour in a dry pan over low heat till it’s dark tan, and then add a cup of bacon fat and fry for a few minutes, instant roux, and then start introducing the stock. this way i don;t stir a roux for an hour.

    grue,

    Then add water and flour to thicken/roux?

    A roux is fat (or oil or butter) and flour, not water and flour. You can add water-based liquids (water, stock, wine, etc.) to thin it out later, but the starches need to be coated in the lipids first.

    If you try to do it the other way around (adding flour and water first and then fat afterward) the flour clumps up and you just get greasy dough balls.

    Sagifurius,

    I thought it was the oils needed to be coated/joined by the starches, basically the flour allows oil to mix with water.

    Sagifurius, (edited )

    “american style gravy” is a straight up fast roux. you fry the flour in the grease, and then add cream to make white gravy or stock if your family is lactose intolerant, whisk the hell out of it, pour over baking soda bicuits or fry bread, but just before, you crumble the base meat/sausage/bacon, back into the roux.

    BarrelAgedBoredom,

    Good quality ground breakfast sausage, flour, milk, fresh sage.

    Get the sausage good and brown and then add enough flour to the sausage to soak up the fat. Let that flour sit in the heat for a few minutes, stirring every so often, get it a little browned. Slowly add milk while stirring and scraping the stuck on flour off the pan. Add milk to desired thickness. FYI the gravy will gradually thicken over ~5 mins so let it sit for a bit before serving to make sure you’re at the right consistency. When you add the milk, toss in a few hearty pinches of fresh sage. Enjoy!

    June,

    Here’s the recipe I use. It’s dead simple and absolute fire:

    allrecipes.com/…/easy-sausage-gravy-and-biscuits/

    I prefer jimmy dean sage sausage, but any breakfast sausage (ground, not links) should work. Water won’t work, you need to use milk. I also like to add butter to the pan before adding the milk.

    gibmiser, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

    Think about that GDP doe. Mmmmmmm

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    slaps Califournia

    “Think about all the health insurance that tax money could buy.”

    Empricorn,

    Defense Department: “Best I can do is killing more brown people overseas.”

    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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    i could drive so many trucks

    Son_of_dad,

    Enough Californias to fund welfare to so many red states!

    LunarVoyager,

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice,

    I wonder if there would be a way to draw that up. A healthcare system paid for by the states that participate and distributed federally. Treatment only for those from states that participate. Thus still pitting the government against the pharmaceutical companies in terms of fair prices and pushes states to ideally make their own choices which would slowly move towards more and more states choosing to support their people. We would have to be dicks and deny medical attention to people coming from other states. I’m sure there are a million holes to work out, but no one should have any reason to argue with it outside “I don’t want others to get help if I can’t.”

    Riven,
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    I would argue that we provide medical care for out of state people but all the facilities have posters providing the truth and sources of why it works well in this state. Maybe that way they’ll look a little deeper into why they have to travel to another state to get help.

    kaboom36, to lemmyshitpost in Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

    Well there is an image there, its just encoded into base64 text

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