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Tippon, to risa in Speaking of transporters
Draegur, to memes in Pizza Party

This is the reason FNAF exists

It was inspired by ShowBiz Pizza.

kambusha,

Is the game any good? The movie was pretty awful.

verdigris,

The games are decent indie horror, the VR version is the most immersive and scary for obvious reasons, and the fact that all the games have you sitting stationary in a security booth makes it well suited for VR. I have no idea why there are like 7 games, as far as I can tell the gameplay is nearly identical for each title? I’ve only played a couple, and not for long, so I could be missing something, but it’s definitely not deserving of its massive popularity, it’s just a good format for going viral with streamers and thus zoomers. The lore is bad-campfire-story tier and feels like a circus handkerchief pulled out of the creator’s ass, so it doesn’t surprise me that the movie sucked.

homesweethomeMrL, to lemmybewholesome in AI will fix everything 😎

There are plenty of actual people that would fit here, but that demented sociopathic rapist fraud who can’t stop lying is not one of them. “Humanizing” him and otherwise making his crimes seem normal, by any method, hurts everyone.

The fact that there is no confusion as to which one that is should tell everything. Would someone put Hitler in there? No, because that’s defeating the ostensible purpose of a “feel good” AI image of politicians. And that’s doubtful. Whether or not this was intentionally made to boost the “both sides” narrative or the “trump’s normal” narrative, or just plain trolling is irrelevant.

TrickDacy,
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Omg stop rage posting /s

MacNCheezus,
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This, but unironically.

Imgonnatrythis,

Someone would totally put Hitler in there.

Source: browse the internet for more than 15min.

waterSticksToMyBalls, to lemmyshitpost in They're all dicks if you ask me

Nohio

rockerface,

Also known as: Ohno

samus12345,
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Ohellno

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Aye, I could do that. Nobody would miss it anyways.

synae, to comicstrips in Busted
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Fuuuck they got me.

I’d never sing karoake, but there are somehow multiple videos out there of me singing karoake. It’s really a mystery of how that happened, according to my memory…

Also, I wish I could blame AI.

samus12345, to comicstrips in Secret Recipe by Eirinnske
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Bombastic, to lemmyshitpost in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

Hammoooond!! You blithering idiot!

Crafter72,
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Text that you can hear.

tomi000, to lemmyshitpost in The more you know

TIL Pizza is a cylinder

Evil_Shrubbery,

Like a round toast with stuff on it

victorz,

Let’s face it, pizza is an open face sandwich.

Evil_Shrubbery,

(I like that my first thought reading that was like a comic/meme of intentionally faceplanting (your face) into the middle of a (hot) pizza)

victorz,

lol, I supposed it should really be “open-faced sandwich”. My mistake! 😁

Evil_Shrubbery,

Rofl, I genuinely didn’t even notice your typo, I was just entertaining myself … or maybe I have unresolved pizza issues :|

Iron_Lynx,

If we’re gonna insist to go morphological, then it depends on the edge crust.

If we count that as added thickness, a pizza is a quiche or a pie. I’m pretty sure Chicago Deep Dish would classify as such unambiguously.

If we don’t count the edge as upstanding, a pizza is toast.

victorz,

I’m not insisting, just joking 😅

PetteriSkaffari,

Why is a sandwich pizza not a thing already? Like a calzone, but without folding anything.

victorz,

Curiously, today I had a “kebab roll” (“kebabrulle”) which is a big thing in Sweden. Essentially a kebab pizza with a salad on top, some onion pieces, and dressing, rolled up into a roll, wrapped in tinfoil.

Very good, very heavy meal.

FlyingSquid,
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MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.

ericisshort,

Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.

Kolanaki, to memes in I remember
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I left mine in and I was very disappointed by lack of total infrastructure and societal collapse.

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Fingers crossed for Y3K 🤞🏻

raoul,
@raoul@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Or 2038🙏

andthenthreemore,

It’s because world governments and companies spent a shit load of time and money changing things so it didn’t become an issue. People point to it as a load of fuss over nothing, the only reason for that was that action was actually taken.

ooterness,

On that note, there will be a similar problem in 2038. It’s just like Y2K but harder to explain, which means management won’t understand, so it won’t get fixed.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

unix time is 32 bit basically

0x4E4F, to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could you pull your top down while you’re at it?

tubaruco,

no, please push my down top instead

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, that works as well… am I pushing it right?

tubaruco,

i think so, but it feels kind of weird. please stop

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh come on, don’t be like that… you know you want to 😏.

tubaruco,

STOP I DONT LIKE THIS

aaaaaaa

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

OK, OK… maybe later?

tubaruco,

sure, lets do this in the future

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Cool 👍.

tubaruco,

hot ▫️⬛

🔸

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nah, not in the mood now.

tubaruco,

me neither

0x4E4F,
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MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

You’ll do

Annoyed_Crabby, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired

He shoot his arrow faster than he can reload a sniper rifle, and he took down a freaking giant elephant with a freaking bow and arrow! Recoil will just slow him down.

And he mostly have to deal with load of uruks, an assault rifle will be better for him.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Username checks out

Kecessa, to lemmyshitpost in Get to work, crackheads

Don’t know how there would be that much copper in there.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps you’re not the intended target audience, then.

logicbomb,

Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all.

Lev_Astov, (edited )
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all. benefits society.

FTFY

Kecessa,

Speed cameras work and make roads safer, removing them isn’t a benefit to society.

sus,

are you sure? There’s only 1 way to find out

awwwyissss,

Hey it me, ur mayor. I give u permission do it do it

dingus, to memes in Democracy

I feel like I need glasses to see this meme

NOT_RICHARD,
@NOT_RICHARD@lemmy.today avatar

It’s for those in rural areas. So they can scroll past it earlier

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

What do you mean? They used the best Saran wrap film they could find for this one…

xantoxis, (edited ) to memes in The future is now

That we have the technology to make a paper towel dispenser that works well, and that we don’t do that very much because it’s cheaper to make one that works poorly, are not incompatible.

When we get mass market flying cars, we’ll get incredibly shitty flying cars that crash all the time, about a week later.

schmidtster,

Or people are putting in too low quality of paper into the machine. The paper has to be strong enough to active the mechanism, they already say two hands since one usually rips before being able to pull it down.

EmoBean,

“We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper.”

schmidtster,

And then the weaker springs don’t have the force required to cut paper that is adequate to dry your hands.

shasta,

They could actually put a blade in it to cut the paper like scissors

schmidtster,

What do you think the springs are activating?

Vinnyboiler, to memes in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...
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As a non-American this name still sounds really wierd to me. I just mentally picture meat juice on cookies.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah more like sausage gravy and savory scones.

kautau,

Food gets weird when societies are running low on it. The UK loves plain canned beans in tomato sauce, which afaik came out of wartime necessity. Biscuits and gravy have a similar history with wartime necessity from the US revolutionary war. Some populations eat SPAM way more than others due to its wartime benefit as basic canned protein becoming a cultural tradition where US troops were stationed.

Sagifurius,

yeah but have you ever had UK spec canned beans? those things are really good. Ive been annoyed half my life those exact beans are produced in Canada and exported under contract to the UK, the store beans we get here are shit, and there’s actually a black market gets UK spec canned beans back to canada, where they were fucking made.

kautau,

I have not, tbh I’m not a huge fan of beans in tomato sauce. But I now will add “international black market bean smuggler” to my list of outlandish careers that I would try if the barrier to entry wasn’t so high.

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