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Roderik, to memes in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.
@Roderik@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine paying to get tapped. Never been fond of all these smart home gadgets, although I do love the features it offers. I’d buy one in a heartbeat if it wouldn’t be so privacy intrusive.

ironhydroxide,

That’s why I went home assistant and then built my own “echo”.

It’s not as feature rich, and what it has takes work to setup. But it’s totally worth it for the security/privacy

MonkeMischief,

Good news is that self-hosting with things like Home Assistant (home-assistant.io) , privacy-respecting open source smarthome stuff is becoming a lot more accessible!

Stuff that’s heavily encrypted that only you or your household can access.

It all stays local and belongs to the user, instead of relying on some monolithic tech-giant.

I just wish there was a better way to educate people about it, but there’s unfortunately billions invested in making sure people forget how technology works and waving shiny exploitative e-waste in front of them instead.

possiblylinux127, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Are you a bot?

possiblylinux127, to memes in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.

Meme where?

guyrocket, to memes in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I feel dumber after reading that.

Sumdood64209, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

It’s gotten so much worse recently. Now you gotta wait 30 seconds, then you gotta wait another 15 seconds to “play” their demo, then once you click on the x or take you to a pop up ad page. Click on the x right after and then it takes you to one more showing of the ad where you gotta sit there for 5 more seconds, and only after all of that can you click on the x to move on with the game.

These dumb ads have gotten more annoying than they have already been before and it makes me even less likely to try any of their shitty games

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.

What year is this? 2018?

ChillDude69, (edited )

Well, they’ve gone down in price to the point that they’ll be in people’s stockings. And getting immature with them is always fun.

Remember: they can also make a simply fantastical array of fart sounds. “Alexa: open Big Fart” is the magic phrase.

EatYouWell,

Smart of them to make their spying devices a loss leader. Get even more rubes to buy one.

Peppycito,

Embrace, extend, extinguish

Excigma,
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

seriously remember when these first came out circa 2014 and only wealthy people were buying them? Then Amazon saw what power they had in their hands recording all audio from within people’s homes, they brought the price down way low so even Neanderthals can have these now. Oh the spying possibilities!

MonkeMischief,

Like how they have a complete surveillance network of “Ring” devices on 98/100 homes in American suburbs?

You’d think it was mandatory. It’s so creepy. I don’t even wanna think how many cameras catch me from all angles just walking down the street.

Not a fan of how “meta” is swarming the VR market with loss-leader headsets either. Lord knows the kind of data they’re pulling from those things, and on top of it, they’re turning VR into another mobile-trash market in the process. But that’s another conversation.

SpaceNoodle,

I set up a button that makes her say “fart” when I press it

Then a few minutes later she says “fart” again

My wife claims she doesn’t think it’s nearly as funny as I do, but I caught her giggling once

hurricane155, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Imagine if the first few close buttons were just links to the game. What a mind fuck would that be

Guntrigger,

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this. At least what looks like a close button appears but it has an arrow or some shit instead which links to the game page. It changes to an x after a few seconds, so if you’re too eager you’re clicking on the ad. It’s very shitty.

ChillDude69, (edited )

That would kinda explain a lot. I think this shit started to become an inconvenience in my life AFTER my eyes started to deteriorate. So, like, I couldn’t possibly see it, without holding a magnifying glass up to my phone.

Delphia, to memes in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

Ive seen that many adds for idiotic games where the stupid fuck in the add is obviously just playing the game poorly and I KNOW its a tactic to get me to prove how smaht I am by getting the game and doing better than the shitstick in the video. I KNOW its a manipulation tactic.

But I kind of still want to prove it.

BruceTwarzen,

They said only 1% of the people can solve the puzzle, vut i could solve it every time. By my own calculations my IQ is around 164

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

vut you might want to recalculate.

ChillDude69, (edited )

There’s a subset of those that end up actually being SUPER CREEPY. Ya know the ones where there’s, like, a pack of Albert Einsteins or Socrateses (Socratepedes???) all chanting and waving their arms? And saying some weird shit like “ONLY LEFT BRAINED PEOPLE CAN BEAT THIS LEVEL” or whatever wack-ass shit, like that?

That shit is somehow, like, actual nightmare fuel for me. It’s just too surreal and weirdly threatening. Makes me want to just not look at it, instantly.

littlebluespark, (edited )
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Bright side? You’re living a charmed AF life if that’s “nightmare fuel”. 🤌🏼

ChillDude69,

Well, the lowest possible level of nightmare fuel.

orca,
@orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts avatar

It’s nightmare fuel for your nightmare moped and not your nightmare jet.

ChillDude69,

Exactly. And I mean, you’re gonna put more hours on the moped than the jet, most likely.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Socrati?

Socrate!

Nommer,

Vinny from Vinesauce on twitch will often play the most horrible mobile games/ads on Sunday streams and him and chat are always just absolutely shitting on them. It’s a great laugh, I highly recommend.

hulemy,
Delphia,

Lol, I may actually get that.

Phen,

I’ve tried those games so you don’t have to:

Reality is even worse than the worst thing you can imagine. You know all those games you’ve seen hundreds of ads for and do do a pretty shitty job at making the game itself feel interesting?

Well that game content shown in the ads is actually the best part of those games. The actual game has nothing to do with what’s shown in the ad, but if you keep playing the super boring game, from time to time you get a chance to play a mini game inside of it which is still pretty boring but miles ahead of the rest of the game. Those mini games are what is shown in the ads.

I don’t know how those games afford so many ads. Who is even playing them. I can only imagine some people actually play it just for fear of missing out because the constant ads for those games make the game itself appear popular.

LemmyKnowsBest, to memes in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

My that’s a dapper ginger though

ChillDude69,

Well, I created him with AI, so double no-soul. I guess that gives him some kind of unnatural, predatory magnetism, like a vampire.

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@lemmy.world avatar

God thats horrifying. Ai generated ginger army.

Plantfoodclock, to memes in If anything, there should be 3 more Cousin Eddie types and a LOT more yelling and crying

Does the Folgers Christmas commercial show what white brother/sister dynamics are really like?

ChillDude69,

I don’t know if I’ve seen that one. But the Country Crock commercials show what non-abusive white marriages are like. Lots of small talk and occasional hand-touching, but not much else.

Plantfoodclock, (edited )

youtu.be/CKgKPGBa9EQ?si=JH7qla5miBDBAi5p, there’s a shorter version but I think this is the one I saw last time I was in the South

PrincessLeiasCat,

Wait - is that a SEQUEL to the one like 20 years ago?

I know about it because I had recorded some show on VHS and watched it a million times (as kids do) and the OG Folgers Christmas commercial was one of the commercials.

It was the same premise but the sister was a little kid and the brother was home from college IIRC.

Plantfoodclock,

I’d chalk it up to common marketing strategies based on family around the holidays.

That said, I really hope the one you’re talking about didn’t have the same sexual tension between the brother and sister. “I can excuse incest but I draw the line at pedophilia”

PrincessLeiasCat,

lol thankfully no, and here it is:

youtu.be/I4kNl7cQdcU?si=Igl9ONzPbfQo-5AE

Plantfoodclock,

Well I stand corrected, the newer one is definitely a tribute to the old commercial considering it seems to have been a bit beloved. Except the newer one is also beloved by white brothers and sisters everywhere.

PrincessLeiasCat,

Since I have no brothers or sisters, it’s just meh to me lol

ChillDude69,

Jesus Christ on a whole-wheat bagel, man. The production values and acting in that shit were, like, OUT OF CONTROL.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Fun fact: the sister in that commercial is played by the daughter of Star Trek character actor Jeffrey Combs.

Iamdanno, to memes in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

Isn’t an inside out sphere, . . . . Just a sphere?

dewritoninja, to memes in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

Seeing this I can only of: “You still can’t get enough of my disgusting caveman cock”

robdor, to memes in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY

the_post_of_tom_joad, to memes in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

“The visual i could follow, but not your condescending attitude”

Oh man gettin sweaty in the math room

bdonvr, to memes in ...with weirdly elaborate rules, for what you can do while you're inverting it

Ah yes, that video I’ve seen like three times in its entirety for some reason

Kecessa, (edited )

youtu.be/Zv-XNlE1s8EThat’s the one?

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

the ?si= part is a personal identifier to track you

Kecessa,

Thanks, always forget about that

at_an_angle,

Love that video. It explains everything in a roundabout way but wraps everything up in the end.

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