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seth, (edited ) to science_memes in He did though.

He owns a yacht. I’d be interested to hear of a single yacht owner who is a decent person. I’m not sure one exists.

Edit: Thanks for the cool examples of decent people with yachts!

chemical_cutthroat,
@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

Noah seemed like a chill dude. Man liked his drink, for sure. Loved animals…

Jaded,

Noah brought along mosquitos, the guy is filled with hate

Ashyr,

Not sure he could have kept them off the boat.

danc4498,

Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he only brought 2 of everything. Including mosquitoes, flies, tardigrades, etc. Everything else died.

Ashyr, (edited )

Yeah, not sure if you’re intending to be combative, but not every Christian believes that flood narrative is literal historical account.

I was just being a little silly.

danc4498,

I was just joshing

letsgo,

Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he brought seven pairs of clean animals and birds (Gen 7:2-3).

768,

Noah would’ve been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.

Notyou,

Wasn’t he the one that banged his daughters? Idk there was a few of those types in the bible.

SlikPikker,

Lot.

And actually, to be “fair” to him, his daughters raped him.

As written it’s not strictly his fault. Even if his parenting skills clearly lack.

brisk,

As written the only person who could have communicated that story is Lot himself. Coming out of the desert with only your two daughters and two babies seems like it might be good motivation to embellish

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Noah was the original Joe Exotic, except with every single exotic pet in existence

starman,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

The one guy who downvoted owns a yacht

sukhmel,

My ex-teamlead owns a yacht (if he didn’t sell it). The catch is that yacht is worth about $40 thousands, not $4 millions.

Also there was a person in USSR who built a yacht and circumnavigated the Earth on that, not everyone who do own a yach own that luxury slab of floating gold

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s awfully cheap for a yacht. Did it float?

sukhmel,

Somehow the response got lost 🤔

It did float even though it was not new and not spacious. Then again, there are sail sport yachts that may be even cheaper but can’t be used as a home or to navigate an open water.

grue,

This person seems decent. Her and her S.O. live on a 50-year-old 36’ sailboat that they bought for $7000 and refit themselves.

seth,

That’s an excellent exception, and quite interesting. Thanks for the link!

thebardingreen,
@thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz avatar

My cousin did this with her wife and they are very decent.

The thing was a floating money pit though and was usually broken down and was sometimes uninhabitable because of various issues.

Then the hull got damaged in a storm when waves banged it against the dock over and over again.

Now they own a nice little house.

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

You wouldn’t gentrify the oceans 😳

LillyPip, (edited )

Some people live on yachts and that’s their entire home. So like a 70,000£ yacht, then like 300£ a month in slip (berth) fees, including electric and whatnot. I strongly considered it. It’s roughly the same cost but better than caravan living, IMO.

It’s a decent alternative to a landlocked home.

But yeah, millionaires with yachts are a different thing.

seth,

That’s a good use case. I’d be interested to know more about the idiosyncrasies that come with that lifestyle, like if they go out to sea when a storm is expected, or just weather it out in the harbor.

psud,

They are almost always better in their dock, specifically boats optimised as condos are terrible at sea since open ocean is not in their design brief

Perhaps they might be better up river as far as they can go

bradinutah, to science_memes in A History of Medicine

But what about the ghosts in my stomach?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

That’s called GERD, Brad. See a doctor and get your cocaine.

DragonTypeWyvern, to science_memes in Walrus FOV is a meme waiting to happen.

The meme is in the lettering

drolex,

Wait a minute, it’s not loss if you read it in ABCD order. Only with ACBD. WTF is it supposed to mean?

BassaForte,
@BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

When you forget the name of a classic rock band

drolex,

Wait, this is not the highway to Hull? Where am I?

ilikecoffee,

Apparently this exists: highwaytohull.co.uk

I love it. I love it so much 😂

corrupts_absolutely, to science_memes in Corvids...

makes zero sense

corrupts_absolutely,

i meant zero makes sense

SonnyVabitch, to science_memes in Classic.

“Sir” goes with first name or full name, e.g. Sir Isaac or Sir Isaac Newton, but never Sir Newton.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

It’s his rap alibi.

JackLSauce, to science_memes in Radical Honesty

While I can’t stand the (largely dated) straw men Lemmy loves to spam I like this meme format

SatanicNotMessianic, to science_memes in He did though.

I’m not even sure what he’s talking about. Open access journals are the ones who charge authors to publish.

If you publish in a journal that has closed access, there is generally no fee to publish. If you want your paper to be open access, you can tack on an additional open access fee so that your paper doesn’t end up behind a paywall. The last time I looked - and this was several years ago - the going rate for making your paper open access in a closed access journal was about $2-3k. We always budgeted for publication fees when we were putting together our funding proposals.

The fee structure is similar for open access journals, except that there’s not a choice about paying them. For researchers whose work isn’t grant funded, it generally means they’re paying out of pocket, unless their institution steps in.

I had a paper published in a small but (in its field) prestigious journal, and the editor explained to me that he only charges people who can afford it, and uses those funds to cover the costs of the journal. He explained that he had a paper from a researcher who couldn’t cover the publishing fee, and he let me know that I was helping out the other person, too.

What I don’t understand is how anyone how has gone through academia doesn’t know this.

DriftinGrifter,

Can’t you just post that sheet all ober the Internet?

Guest_User,

Yes but then who is fact checking it and giving it a stamp of authenticity

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s the issue, you don’t want your good research to be presented next to something Disgraced Former Doctor andrew wakefield published

FinalRemix,

So don’t publish in The Lancet. Got it.

SatanicNotMessianic,

Of course you can put it anywhere you’d like. Services like arXiv specialize in hosting pre-prints of published papers as well as white papers that only have an institutional association.

The problem is that the job of an academic is to publish. That’s how you build credibility and seniority. For it to count as a “published paper” it needs to have undergone peer review so that the people who want to read/cite the paper at least have the confidence that it’s at least been reviewed by other experts in the field.

There are some “journals” that will publish anything as long as they get their fees. Most academics are wise to that by now, but it can still impress people in business for whom a pub is a pub.

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

This guy probably lives in his own small world. If you want to publish in PLOS as a researcher from say Turkey or Uzbekistan or any other country where the value of your money is nil, you might easily have to pay your yearly salary or half of your funding to get a single paper published.

QZM,

If you publish in a journal that has closed access, there is generally no fee to publish.

What field are you in? In the life sciences, there’s normally a fee to publish closed-access and a higher one for open-access. My last paper was open access and costed about 3500, compared to 1500 pay walled.

SatanicNotMessianic,

My background is in theoretical biology, but I was mostly publishing in public health, physics, and computer science journals. We paid for every paper because I feel very strongly about research being made available to everyone, especially in the case of publicly funded work. I just make sure to budget for it.

I had a couple of papers in one of the PLOS journals, which afaik are fee-only pubs.

It’s been about ten years since I’ve had to worry about publishing, as o decided to sell out and join a commercial company, and they’re pretty averse to publishing. My information might be out of date.

I do think the academic publishing industry is atrocious, however, and I have always encouraged people to check on sites like arxiv, the personal web page of the lead author, and as a final attempt contacting the lead author directly. Most journals that I dealt with permit authors to upload preprints to sites like arxiv, and if you do it with your final revision the only difference would be the formatting. Of course, that doesn’t count as a publication for academic purposes, and it doesn’t get around paying fees for the journals that charge them, but it is an avenue for people to make their research more globally available for free. I’m sure you know of that, I’m just mentioning it for students looking for a copy of a paper.

flyos,
@flyos@jlai.lu avatar

Depends. Many journals in Evolution/Ecology are still free to publish in non-OA. It’s becoming rarer though because many journals are switching to full (paid!) open access.

LyingCake,

I am currently trying to publish in the European Journal of Psychology (EJoP), which is Open Access only. The fee is 750€, if I’m not mistaken, and you can apply for fee reduction. I have no idea how lenient/strict they are with that, or how much effort that would be. The department is covering the costs, obviously.

skillissuer,
@skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

no fees in closed access in organic chemistry, as far as i know. some other subfields can be different

open access can be easily two, three grands, and you better have a grant that covers this

Ranvier,

It depends on the journal. I’ve only published in medical related journals, but some journals don’t charge a fee if the article remains closed access. Some journals just have an embargo period, so you may be free to republish to pubmed central or something similar after a year or two. Open access of course always costs money, or more if they do charge a publishing fee. A lot of nih grants have requirements to make it open access within a year, so some publishers at least are just embargoing for a year now.

SlopppyEngineer, to science_memes in Radical Honesty

Meanwhile in Romania there is a measles epidemic because less people vaccinate their children.

h3mlocke, to science_memes in Radical Honesty

Lmfao

qooqie, to science_memes in And that, my friends, is the Pleistocene.

Just wait until those weird hairless apes with back issues learn how to fling those pointy sticks really fast with twine and wood

threelonmusketeers,

Just wait until those same weird hairless apes with back issues learn how how to harness a particular mixture of charcoal, brimstone, and poop crystals.

hydrospanner,

To make poop knives?

threelonmusketeers,

Not quite. Guano was historically a source of saltpetre…

hydrospanner,

For real?!

TIL! Thanks for explaining.

threelonmusketeers,

For real?!

Yup: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano

Though its main use was as fertilizer, Guano was also sought for the production of gunpowder.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate#From_cave…

Major natural sources of potassium nitrate were the deposits crystallizing from cave walls and the accumulations of bat guano in caves. Extraction is accomplished by immersing the guano in water for a day, filtering, and harvesting the crystals in the filtered water.

TheTurducken, to science_memes in What is gravity?
@TheTurducken@mander.xyz avatar

Perfect use of this format. “I don’t know” is the foundation of wisdom. See: reddit where too many think they know.

zalgotext,

See: reddit literally any message board where members of the general populace can freely participate where too many think they know.

FTFY

lugal, to science_memes in He did though.

Tbf he evolutionarily developed that genome all by himself. That’s how capitalism works

peopleproblems,

He also had a history of being screwed by people. The guy did a lot of good work, and arguably his attempt at patenting it was instrumental in preventing it from being patented. I don’t think that was his intention, but good came from it.

registrert, to science_memes in rocc on
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    Well, the aliens are only coming here for spoons so…

    mindbleach,

    “Ain’t got shit up there, man. It’s the moon.”

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    Moon’s haunted…

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    They look cursed

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    Cursed with cuteness

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    Ah, but this one goes BEEP.

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