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Draegur, to science_memes in bro pls

i hope someday we construct a collider that spans the entire circumference of the earth. But we’d probably have to build one that spans the circumference of the moon first, and then maybe mars, since the oceans are going to be a bit of a doozie to work around that we don’t have the technology for, whereas the interior of a collider is supposed to be evacuated, so, the moon almost kinda already handles that for us. heat might be an issue of course, but if we can figure out thermal radiator panels that can dump the heat straight into space, maybe we could pull it off…

mars would address the heat issues, but those dust storms are no joke and the dust itself is microscopic toxic/caustic razors and it’ll try to get in everywhere and ruin fine instruments it touches. Moon dust is also really bad but there’s no wind to kick it up on the moon obviously…

but damn. DAMN. imagine the fucking science we could get done with a LUNAR-SCALE PARTICLE COLLIDER!!!

winterayars,

Gotta build it as an orbital ring.

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Also, maybe add some biomes, oceans and wildlife. And absolutely no parasitic life forms trapped in there.

Quadhammer, (edited )

Hear me out okay. hits blunt Dyson ring. Maybe we start building it out between earth and Mars. We dig a big ass hole into Mars core and use some kind of laser technology to focus radiation into it perhaps “jump starting” the core. Or maybe we use some kind of cable and gymbal system to run a hard wire into it. hits blunt Then meanwhile we’re crashing comets and shit into it to get us some oceans and atmosphere, badabing badaboom we got earth 2.0

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

You should put that blunt down, buddy.

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

never.

Draegur,

Well check this out: if it’s big enough and can collect enough solar energy, it can be a self-powered gargantuan electromagnet and CREATE a magnetosphere for Mars itself. And the moon has a higher silver content than earth, which a) won’t tarnish in the vacuum of space and b) is more conductive than copper or gold!

Aluminum alloy structures, silver circuitry, we could build this thing without sending ANY of it’s raw materials from earth. It’s all already up there waiting for us… … Some assembly required :p

Quadhammer,

I’m sorry I’m just now seeing this reply because that is fascinating

marcos,

There’s probably opportunity to do some really large colliders in space, for much cheaper than on any celestial body.

But then, people are having a really hard time imagining the fucking science we could get done with a lunar-scale particle collider. That’s why the merely 100km one isn’t getting any money.

Epicurus0319, (edited )

The Moon’s daytime is half a month long and can reach 120 C so we’d need some pretty powerful heat shielding. And there’s no ozone layer to protect the electronics from radiation, and I’m pretty sure the Moon orbits outside of Earth’s magnetosphere. And the shielding used for such a project could also be used to fix climate change here (and terraform Venus later) with orbital parasols. And whatever unimaginable technology we’d need for such an ambitious project may as well be used to run a grid of electromagnets and power lines across Mars to give it a magnetic field

Mohaim,

Most proposals for moon colonies are either built underground or covered up with a thick layer of regolith for both of the reasons you mentioned. It’s very likely a collider would also be built underground for the same reasons. Digging a many-miles-long tunnel on the moon with the awful properties of moon regolith to deal with would have its own set of challenges though.

Epicurus0319,

Yeah. I hear NASA and India are planning to send 3d-printer robots to lava caves to seal them off, cover/get rid of all moon dust and build permanent bases there (but as of now the priority seems to be researching the polar water-ice and using moon rocks to study what the early solar system’s geology was like)

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Now I’m imagining placing a ring of gigantic dyson-sphere powered magnets in an intergalactic void to create the final and ultimate supercollider, the size of a galactic supercluster

Draegur,

that would legitimately be so fucking cool, but I think at those scales we’re actually encroaching on things that truly are physically impossible. If it takes light entire geological eras to move through such a system, any hope of maintaining physical integrity throughout its length is … exceedingly unlikely. Like, at ranges THAT vast, pretty sure the expansion of spacetime itself would rip it open…

… but i’m still enjoying imagining it :3

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

Does it actually have to maintain physical integrity as a single structure? If it’s not got a vacuum chamber due to relying on the ambient vacuum, then each section of magnets need not physically touch, so the individual components need only use some of the energy from their power source to actively steer themselves into formation rather than rely on material strength to hold together.

Draegur,

I would expect so on the basis of precision. At scales that large, space itself becomes an unreliable medium…

tryptaminev,

I think on earth is preferential, and you’d have to build it underground anyways in order to shield it from interference.

grue,

I think on earth is preferential

Something something “resonance cascade.”

BastingChemina,

Even underground there is tons of issues. One for example is that the ground is having tides.

As the moon passes above is the ground is moving by several cm so it has to be compensated by the collider.

cynar,

At the energies involved, it’s akin to a bacteria interfering with a supersonic goods train. The only bit that needs shielding is the detector systems, and that’s not THAT hard to do in space. At least if you’re at the point of building a space based accelerator.

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck it, orbital collider. Earth deserves a cool ring

agent_flounder, (edited )
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Encircling the Sun

italien,
@italien@lemmy.world avatar

queue halo theme

018118055,

Linear collider to Proxima Centauri

KittyCat,

If gravatons are a real particle, we’d need one on on the order of earths orbit around the sun to see it. Maybe someday lol.

Donjuanme,

Or a different mechanism of detection,

rckclmbr,

Why do we need to do it around a planet? Origin of Halo confirmed

Evotech,

Halo

Just gonna throw that out there

bingbong,

Master Chief, we need you for one last mission >!bro!<

AntiOutsideAktion, to science_memes in Pigeons
@AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net avatar

This might be my favorite community outside my own instance

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

I try

Bishma, to science_memes in Corvids...
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

And if my knowledge of history is worth anything, we didn’t learn about zero until the 70’s

asg101, to science_memes in Corvids...

Alex the African Grey parrot showed us that he had an understanding of “none” 30 years ago. Good to see Corvid scientists catching up.

KingThrillgore, to science_memes in Ðððð
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

World’s most famous linguist is better known for simping for Russia.

GarbageShoot,

Sorry, are we talking about Chomsky suggesting that Ukrainians being left alive would be a good thing? Because that got him in some headlines but it’s still not remotely what he is best known for.

CyberTailor, to science_memes in Macaroni n' Stardust

who the fuck let italians in CERN?

fossilesque,
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trash80, to science_memes in Can't catch me, coppers!!

I wonder how many times that happened before they put up a sign.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s honestly sad that nurses are so underpaid in the US that one could potentially imagine them doing this for free food.

nooneescapesthelaw, (edited )

I can be rich but if I know how to shake a vending machine for free food I’ll do it

zsnell02,

Actually this is in Canada; you can tell by the Hawkin’s Cheezies

Lophostemon,

0 times. It’s likely a joke by a student specialist.

trash80,

ah, I should have known

zipsglacier, to science_memes in The Ancient Ones

powerhouse of the cell!!!

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Mighty, Mighty Bossochondria

Track_Shovel, to science_memes in 🦋🦋🦋
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

TBF if someone tased you every time you set your phone down you’d fucking remember

Zorque,

I only turn into goo after a particularly bad day at work, though.

emergencyfood,

Or after Shinji has had a particularly bad day at work.

Hupf,

Omeleto!

tacosanonymous, to science_memes in Classic.

Sir Newton’s in trouble

Begging for a piece of that bubble…

Gork, to science_memes in Classic.

Putting the ass back in mass.

lugal, to science_memes in Pronouns.

Doctor who?

kool_newt,

Dr. Whom

Hupf,

Dr Them

rostby,

Dr Sins

hotkinkyjo, to science_memes in He did though.
DJDarren, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

Put this outside a good number of pubs in the UK and you’ll make an absolute killing. It would have to offer a £1 toastie, of course, but the principle is the same.

elxeno,
DJDarren,

ACAB, my good chap.

krashmo, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

“Cash only. I don’t have Venmo because I’m not some teenage asshole who vapes”

That part got me haha

Anamana, (edited )
@Anamana@feddit.de avatar

My gf and her friends are in their late twenties and vape, how old is this post?

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

I’m middle aged and vape. A lot of us old-heads switched from cigarettes a long time ago.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

Very.

Kusimulkku,

2019

Very old

Zoomer genocide when

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Zenocide?

Kusimulkku,

I’m stealing that

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

2019

Rediphile, (edited )

It’s definitely poking fun at the fact that people who vape are younger on average than those who smoke cigs, not supposing literally only teens vape.

Sort of like how lots of old people also use venmo, but it’s particularly popular among the young.

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