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Granixo, to science_memes in Greebles!
@Granixo@feddit.cl avatar

I see Baby Yoda in a few of these.

Magnetar,

I thought all of them are Yodas, some with a boner.

bmsok, to science_memes in Why lie, I guess?

I respect this so much that it hurts

frustratedphagocytosis, to science_memes in Greebles!
@frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social avatar

I call BS, there's not enough room for this sort of detail, you'd get 'as described previously in [1-4, 9, 84, 86, 150-160, unpublished observations]' half of which are unaccessible journals, out of print book chapters, and abstracts in German

sigmaklimgrindset,

Goddamn it, why is academia so indecipherable and yet so relatable??

inconel, (edited )

I only encountered once, but when it happened I had to realize how old science field may have been different. The exact detail I was looking for should be in [20] … but “[20] to be published” (presumably by the same author). I couldn’t find any papers by author’s name other than that but the author was so sure getting published.

frustratedphagocytosis,
@frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social avatar

My favorite is recursive bad citations in the method section. As in, citing a paper that cited a previous paper that itself cited a previous paper that cited an abstract with no detailed methodology whatsoever, leaving the true methods a mystery unless you get the senior author to reply to emails.

Damaskox, to science_memes in Survey says: You're louder than the bullfrogs.
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

I hope they left you be?
Didn't try any disturbing business with you?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

It was ok, they brough enough to share. 😎

samus12345, to science_memes in Greebles!
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

threelonmusketeers,

But why did they cut the fleeb?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)

Swedneck, to science_memes in Greebles!
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

what the fuck is kapwing and why do i see their watermark so often?

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
RememberTheApollo_,

AI video and content creator? Not sure why it’s on a meme/still image. Not familiar with it.

JoYo, to science_memes in Why lie, I guess?
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

working remote has been the single best improvement to my field.

ZJBlank, to science_memes in Greebles!

Ah yes, the two genders: erect and flaccid

tdawg,

I don’t care how erect you think you are! You were born flaccid and we raised you flaccid!

iAvicenna, to science_memes in Greebles!
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Different field? More like a different child field of my root field

lemmy_outta_here,

Different child field? This is like my first two read-throughs of a new paper in my own specialization!

azdalen, to science_memes in Greebles!

🤔 lacks common language / symbols that are used in contrary and confusing ways

Ranvier, (edited ) to science_memes in Greebles!

Bonus points (BPs) for when you get entire sentences full of abbreviations (SFOA). Even more BPs when you get SFOA with abbreviations containing abbreviations within them (SWACAWT). I really hate SWACAWTs.

Hupf,

SWACs for short

kureta,

FFCKs sake

xthexder,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

SWACFS

Metans,

S

skybreaker, to science_memes in We don't judge here. :)
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

As someone with a degree in physics who ended up in an engineering role, I approve of this meme.

Tolookah,

As an engineer, I don’t believe in any of that mind reading mumbo jumbo.

rh4c6f,

Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.

beneeney,
@beneeney@lemm.ee avatar

Fr, what can you do with a physics degree except teach people physics

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Applied physics is a thing. Lots of jobs there. Geophysics, biophysics, engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

MonkderZweite,

engineering physics (yes, that’s a thing…)

Architect?

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Literally everything. All science and engineering is based on physics

milicent_bystandr,

I used my particle physics and knowledge of quantum topology to hybridise a new species of drought-resistant pineapple just the other day. It’s that easy!

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Okay. Good luck having anything from modernity without physics then. Especially your plumbing.

milicent_bystandr,

Oh, I do my plumbing based on political science. But that’s not especially modern. The real genius is using music theory to run my email server. I’m setting self-hosted jazz on a saxophone next weekend.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

So that’s the reason you’re full of shit

acockworkorange,

Well, we did have plenty of engineered items before having the proper physics theory to explain what was happening. Physics does a whole lot more than simply enabling engineering to do more. It’s the basis of our understanding of the universe.

dalekcaan,

Come up with new physics to teach people?

skybreaker,
@skybreaker@lemmy.world avatar

So true, lol

robolemmy, to science_memes in Mustard brings all the boys to the yard.
@robolemmy@lemmy.world avatar
EatYouWell, to science_memes in We don't judge here. :)

Isn’t physics a pretty integral part of engineering?

Cowbee,

Engineering is just the economical application of applied physics, without Physicists Engineers work off faulty knowledge, without Engineers nothing gets designed.

The level of understanding an Engineer needs, however, is purely within the practical and economical, while Physicists understandably have more in-depth knowledge.

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

For structural analysts it’s very important.

AFallingAnvil, (edited )
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

I think the joke is you don’t understand enough physics to make that your gig, so you go engineering as the backup plan. Source: am IT, we’re everyone’s backup plan when their initial goals fall through

Forester,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

As a former engineering student who now works in IT… I resent your comment.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Just graduated from college in IT, I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two. I originally wanted to do creative communications but couldn’t get past the entrance exam.

Droggelbecher,

About to graduate in physics and I’ve definitely scrolled through IT job postings when anxious about not getting a PhD position

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, when IT students get those moments they look at construction ads. It’s turtles all the way down.

A7thStone,

And when us constructing workers get those moments we say fuck!, but at least we don’t have student loans to pay off.

Waraugh,

i didn’t get a degree until I was almost thirty, from an online college at that. I’m a complete idiot and somehow earning a bit over $200k a year in the Midwest at forty years old. Sometimes I have to meet with people and I’m like man, just let me back in my hole, wtf am I doing here, I can barely understand what these people are talking about let alone process any of the shit they are saying. I talk, ask questions, sometimes get answers I can understand but always make an idiot out of myself but I keep talking. Everyone says it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt but I swear I’ve made a career out of being an idiot. If it wasn’t for IT I would be cleaning shit off guys dicks in a brothel somewhere to feed myself.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

In my experience so far asking the question instead of just fucking everything up by guessing is a huge reason why you get paid what you get paid.

pigup,

I have worked with guys who got physics undergrad and mech E masters. They are both awful engineers who don’t really get it. I take this joke too personally because I know it’s bs from experience.

HobbitFoot,

The absolute worst is when those kinds of engineers graduate but are incapable of thinking about the problems they are designing solutions for.

SpaceNoodle,

No, integrals are mathematics

Zacryon,

Depends on the specific engineering branch. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes nothing at all. But all engineering branches share one thing with physics: math.

morrowind, to science_memes in We don't judge here. :)
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

physics majors when they’re asked to apply their knowledge (they’ve never been outside of the lab)

wizzor,

They can design the chicken coop, but only for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

Steve,

Built from ideal materials with zero tolerance

nilloc, (edited )

Just like the Tesla Truck!

Though lack of both physics and engineering is on display there.

AntEater,
@AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It also fails from the arts and sociology perspectives.

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