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affiliate, to science_memes in 🌿👀🌿

their loss king

mindbleach, to science_memes in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!

See: Fish That Suck, with Ze Frank.

BewilderedBeast, to science_memes in pssssss
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If my customer sent me this much detail, I would be a happy tech.

sicarius, (edited ) to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.

In that case Felix Baumgartner is the fastest human being.
With a top speed of 843.6 mike’s per hour.
Ussain Bolt and suck it.
Edit: if the autocorrect mistake is funny, just leave tit as tit is.

Denvil,

Erm ACTually, assuming Mike is 6ft tall, thats only 5000 ish ft per hour, less than 1 mph. That’s slower than Ussain Bolt!!

zifnab25, to science_memes in This would have been a better WoT meme.

Me, trying to understand this meme.

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/93b31e2d-9040-40d9-b475-9eedfbb532b0.jpeg

Kerrigor,
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Don't worry, it makes zero sense. Especially the Wheel of Time part that OP is trying to cram in somehow (as someone who knows those books cover to cover). I think OP had a lil too much meth

Khrux,

I’m pro methposting, is that allowed.

LimitedExpress,

Aww. But I uovoted for the WoT reference!

fossilesque,
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You get me. 🥲

fossilesque,
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Lmao I think I don’t want to know what I’d actually do on that. It was just such a non-sequitur meme I couldn’t figure a title out. 😅

Kerrigor, to science_memes in This would have been a better WoT meme.
@Kerrigor@kbin.social avatar

What? Literally no part of this makes sense. Especially not anything involving Lan al'Mandragoran

Khanzarate,

Mandragora is the scientific name of the plant that has the same three names Bilbo lists.

Bobson_Dugnutt, to science_memes in start em young, i say.
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What is non-structural geology? Is there such a thing as purely decorative basalt columns? Non-load-bearing mountains?

mfdoom,

Sand

metaStatic,

I hate sand

MashedTech, to science_memes in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!

It’s not going to give a good blowjob.

Undearius,
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Speak for yourself.

devbo, to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.

falling is cheating.

leftzero, (edited )

Seriously, I’m sure we could find some shark with a faster terminal speed if dropped from high enough…

Pirasp,

The real trick is that these Falcons exceed their terminal velocity in those dives. So not just falling but falling with added power and a hell of a lot of style!

Djinn,

It’s not flying, it’s falling with style.

Ultraviolet, to science_memes in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

The line between creative worldbuilding and batshit insanity is surprisingly thin.

weariedfae, to science_memes in start em young, i say.

If I started that young maybe I would have had less stress in college.

IronKrill, to science_memes in PSA for the Fellas: Date her, lose your head. (You can't fix Miss Mantodea.)

I can fix her. I can fix her. I CAN fix her. Get me in there, coach!

6daemonbag, to science_memes in start em young, i say.

Just throwing it out there, those books are novelty trash. You’re better off getting this.

Engywuck, to science_memes in This one goes out to all the pipettes I dropped.

LOL, so true…At least disposing them into the proper bin makes you feel bet… Nevermind.

fossilesque,
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Straight to lab waste. BURN IT ALL AS A SACRIFICE TO THE LAB GODS.

Rozauhtuno, to science_memes in Greebles!
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Is this a real paper? Please tell me it is.

fossilesque,
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I forgot to link. Thanks for the reminder. It’s actually in several papers as a known methodology!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greeble_(psychology)?wprov=…

redballooon,

Science is awesome

Zoidsberg,
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Why do they all have boners

idiomaddict,

Your nose is a boner

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