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qooqie, to science_memes in Cave Bear

How do we know it was by memory? What if the bear held that person hostage for a very flattering painting

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I’ve seen cartoons. That man and that bear were friends

jasondj, (edited )

A good theory, but sadly this drawing predates the invention of the pickinick basket by at least 10 years. At least.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Not nearly as dark as I was gonna go.

I assume that chonker was tasty,

LillyPip,

I immediately thought this poor artist was in the cave for days, periodically poking his head out, and the bear was still there, just waiting.

They got many close looks at that bear and had nothing to do but draw the thing that would finally kill them when they got desperate enough to make a run for it.

This painting might be like someone writing Jeff on the tile floor in their own blood. Or they became friends like in a Disney movie. I see no middle alternative.

Joking aside, that’s a phenomenal likeness.

captcha, to science_memes in Orinthologists
MonkderZweite,

Why?

_number8_, to science_memes in Orinthologists

there are also some birds called bushtits which puts them pretty well in my good graces

AernaLingus, to science_memes in On bats.
PhlubbaDubba,

They aren’t colliding, they’re just giving each other very adorable and very valid flying snuggles!

Nakoichi, to science_memes in Cave Bear
@Nakoichi@hexbear.net avatar

that is a dope ass bear

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar
manuallybreathing,

thank you!

sovietknuckles,
@sovietknuckles@hexbear.net avatar

Using artwork without compensating the artist smh my head

Ram_The_Manparts,
@Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net avatar

Beat me to it lol

ThePyroPython, to science_memes in Orinthologists

Looks like we’ve got Mr Obvious the Ornithologist.

When I say Ornith, you say ologist.

Ornith-

Ologist!

Ornith-

Ologist!

anzich, to science_memes in Orinthologists
qarbone,

“You CANNOT name this species the ‘greater blue-balled ding-dong monkey’. Not least because we will not let you name something else the ‘lesser blue-balled ding-dong monkey’!”

FuglyDuck, (edited )
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder how many people went to go see if there was a so-named monkey.

All I’m gonna say, is that’s what private tabs, and a coworker’s unlocked computer is for…(sadly this will have to wait until Monday.)

anzich,

I have seen one IRL in Kenya and afterwards googled it

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

What a beautiful blue. Can you imagine if we all had different coloured ballsacks?

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Don’t tell my wife!

I_am_10_squirrels,

Taste the rainbow 🌈

Random_German_Name,

Bro got blueballed badly

hltdev,

they got it wrong, should have been called: the blue balled vervet monkey.

Kuragi2,

Blue balled black faced tree swingin people eater

RandomVideos,
capt_wolf, (edited ) to science_memes in Orinthologists
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Aw, come on…

Only in ornithology can you say,

“Look at that pair of great tits!”

“That’s a huge pecker!”

“That’s a nice looking cock!”

And “Look at all the boobies!”

And literally nobody can get mad…

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno, boobies seem to not like being looked at,

showmustgo, to science_memes in Outliers
@showmustgo@hexbear.net avatar

Looking for the future participle of yeet

fossilesque,
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

“Ye” as it hasn’t completed the full journey yet

bricklove, (edited )

I yeet. I yote. I have yeen.

Emanuel,

For me, it’s “I have yoten”.

blackbrook,

Yotten

agamemnonymous, to science_memes in Orinthologists
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bird names are usually either 1. a straightforward description 2. absolute nonsense

Cthulhu1,

Or something naughty

proctonaut,

The Tufted Shitdick is more suited to a temperate climate but are occasionally spotted as far south as the equator.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

The Spotted Stumpchode tends to migrate a week or two later than similar birds.

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

The Crested Twatswatter is one of the few bird species that migrates to Florida come wintertime.

Maultasche,

Great Tits

And009,

Ummh, Platypus

cmbabul, to science_memes in And that, my friends, is the Pleistocene.

*organized bipedal apes with pointy sticks

Varyk, (edited ) to science_memes in On bats.
blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

For the people who don’t want turn off their adblocker. It just links to youtube anyway.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPEPX4z4KBw#t=5m24s

moistclump,

ThT was a wonderful video thank you for sharing. Anyone who wants to just see one bay crash, 5:25 I think it is.

RGB3x3,

Scientists have found that bats collide into each other more often than they thought.

I read this as if the bats had thought they didn’t collide with each other and had a chuckle.

Varyk,

Haha, “I don’t know about those other bats, but I feel like I’m pretty good…”

lorez,

That’s the correct way to read it ;p

Squirrelsdrivemenuts,

Does anyone have a link to this video that does not force me to watch two 40s pro-israel propaganda videos before it starts?

Tavarin,
@Tavarin@lemmy.ca avatar

Sure, just get an adBlocker

TropicalDingdong, to science_memes in Orinthologists
Pratai, to science_memes in Outliers

What is yote?

meco03211,

Past tense of yeet?

Pratai,

Which is?

droans,

Yote

PunnyName,

Meaning of yeet in English

“to throw something with a lot of force”

– Oxford English Dictionary

Pratai,

Looks like I learned something today. Though is there something wrong with just saying “threw”?

PunnyName, (edited )

It’s just how language evolves. Maybe the extra force insinuated in “yeet” helps differentiate, depending on the person.

In the end, as long as you understand, then what has been communicated has succeeded, even if it’s weird.

r_13,

I think there’s a sublety missing that yeet implies thrown with great force but without care for the direction.

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

And suddenness!

SkyezOpen,

Yeet for distance, kobe for accuracy.

dependencyinjection,

Now go and learn about Kobe. It’s relayed to yeet.

Pratai, (edited )

I’m going to pass on that. The whole thing is a bit too silly for my taste.

dependencyinjection,

Each to their own, but I may remind you that whenever your generation was growing up it’s incredibly likely that you were using words your parents didn’t use.

I can see you’ve already been informed how language evolves, and if you can’t accept that then I don’t know what to say. I guess I could ask why you ain’t talking all Shakespearean?

Pratai,

Lighten up, kid. Just because I chose not to partake in some flavor-of-the-week slang, doesn’t mean I’m unwilling to keep up with change.

I’m allowed to have an opinion that it’s fucking dumb.

And if it’s Shakespearean that you’re after….

Verily I perpend that though mayest o’er-rauhot thine aversion to proclivity and hastily fornicate thyself with nigh but the expertly expedience of one so deserved of such an unpregnant act.

dependencyinjection,

Hence me writing each to their own. I would have thought that conveyed that I support you right to have an opinion.

kid

To a 40 year old. Gee thanks buddy for the condescending tone.

lighten up

And goes on to say

I’m allowed to have an opinion that it’s fucking dumb…

Have a wonderful day. I was merely trying to point out that language changes. I tried that in a civil manner, perhaps that didn’t come across.

Nelots,

flavor-of-the-week slang

Yeet has actually been around for multiple years now. People have been saying it since at least 2018, probably longer.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Hell, whether you partake or not, it’s part of the process. Slang becomes part of the language if it’s good, and it doesn’t stick if enough people think it’s dumb. Keep doing what you’re doing!

vzq,

That’s just old legalese. If you want Shakespearean you at least have to make it look like iambic pentameter.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

First time I’ve seen someone use Shakespearian English to say go fuck yourself. Well done.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

That’s not Shakespearean English by any stretch of the imagination. It’s not even close. It’s some rando’s poorly-educated approximation.

Algaroth, (edited )

Kobe didn’t pass. Well, not in the basketball sense. Sorry.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

you must be new to the internet

jadero,

New word! Thanks.

I made a half-assed guess as to its meaning based on the fact that I’ve heard of an elite basketball player by that name. I got pretty close, according to urban dictionary.

vithigar,

“Yeet” carries an implication of force and disregard that “throw” does not. A dart player is not yeeting the darts.

Threeme2189,

A dart player is not yeeting the darts

Now that you mention it, they should start yeeting darts!

bricklove, (edited )

It comes from Latin iactare meaning “to cast”. Over time the c was dropped as French evolved and the i shifted to a y consonant and we get yeter. Once it was borrowed into English it further changed as the -er was dropped and short e became a long ee following the great vowel shift.

I am lying but most of those bits are facts and I’m actually describing the etymology of jet. Also the proto Indo European ye is hilariously uncanny.

jadero,

All roads lead to PIE. Or is that from? Oh, and maybe not “all.”

But seriously, I went through a linguistics phase in my reading and came away with the sense that Proto Indo European is a lot closer to us than it seems at first glance.

Aqarius,

Sometimes words just sound right.

Lophostemon,

Marvellous work!

quackers,

This is indeed pulled out of the ass. The origin of the word ‘yeet’ is meme from vine. It did get added to several big boy dictionaries. There is speculation that the word was used regionally in the 2000s.

Now a bunch of people think it has some latin origin because it sounds convincing while a quick google search (or AI because, 2023) debunks the claim.

It is a fun word though, i enjoy using it. :3

LemmyFeed,

No, I think that’s yeeted’d

RedChief2200,

Maybe it’s the past tense of yeet?

abir_vandergriff,

Correct

bappity, (edited ) to memes in aibohphobia
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

the guys who invented phobia names are all evil.
I present: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia:
Fear of long words

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