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ReversalHatchery, to piracy in Special Ubisoft announcement

You wouldn’t own a house!
You wouldn’t own a car!
You would be happy!
Because we said so.

IndustryStandard, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

Some intern writing spaghetti which a company is going to be based off

ICastFist, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game
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The real horror is when you discover the monster behind all those errors haunting your sleepless nights… Was you all long

yamanii, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop
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Creative_assembly.webp

devilish666, to piracy in Special Ubisoft announcement
floofloof, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

Can we arrange some swaps? I’m not getting paid enough and neither are you.

alcoholicorn, to programmer_humor in Infinite Loop

Meanwhile, Dev of company C driving off a bridge, getting laid off after modernizing the 90s era codebase.

Feyr, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

You have been eaten by a grue

BurningnnTree, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

It should play a jump scare sound when you get an exception

Serpent7776, to programmer_humor in ifn't

I can actually define this in TCL:


<span style="color:#323232;">% proc ifn't {cond cmds} {if {!$cond} {uplevel $cmds}}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't false {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">12
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% ifn't true {puts </span><span style="color:#0086b3;">12</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span><span style="color:#323232;">% 
</span>
fibojoly, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

Anti-peeking filter is looking dope! Nobody will be able to look at my screen anymore, me included!

lowleveldata, to lemmyshitpost in Special Ubisoft announcement

Not a game from you, no.

prole, to comicstrips in Tie on the doorknob

Perry Bible Fellowship -esque

idunnololz, to comicstrips in Tie on the doorknob
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Aw yeah. He’s giving some head.

stoy, to programmer_humor in Programming: The Horror Game

Reminds me of when CodeBullet turned Pacman into a first person horror game

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