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SnokenKeekaGuard, to mildlyinteresting in This salamander on my back patio
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Am I the only one who can’t stand reptiles(minus birds)/ amphibians. I’ve seen too many people who find frogs ‘cute’. Like wtf

umulu,
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Almost 2 weeks ago I found a wall lizard inside a pool. Poor baby was so scared (maybe tired) that he didn’t even flinch. I caught him, and placed him on a wall near the pool. I love nature! However, I also hate spiders. So, we are not perfect. And although I am ashamed to admit it, if I find a spider inside my home, I will squish that little fucker.

SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Funnily enough I dont mind spiders. Tho i’ve never dealt with a poisonous one so maybe thatd change my opinion. The lil ones I know theyre gonna be in their nests just eating bugs

HM05_Me,
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I think a lot of amphibians are seen as cute because of their smooth, rounded features. There are some gnarly looking toads out there that probably don’t get the same love.

I enjoy seeing them all, but I also grew up in Florida where they were everywhere. Plus, they’re great for pest control, so I’ve always enjoyed having them around for that.

watson387,
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I’m in PA, so this is actually a pretty rare sight for me.

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    SnokenKeekaGuard,
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    They just kinda gross me out. Still make sure to tip my hat when I see one.

    lolrightythen, to mildlyinteresting in This salamander on my back patio

    Pull its tail off!

    jk

    The_Eminent_Bon, to memes in She is right !

    Everywhere I go I see her.

    PeriodicallyPedantic, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

    When you grow older, you will feel the betrayal of the bed. You will wake sore all over as though your bed beat you while you slept. Back, hips, shoulders, neck, all targets of the bed.

    candyman337,

    Not to mention if you don’t wash your sheets often enough, the sinus issues

    PunnyName,

    That’s gravity. Bed is doing its best to help you fight gravity. Bed is ride or die. Bed loves you. Do not besmirch bed.

    PeriodicallyPedantic,

    Sure, and if I fall off a cliff, the ground at the bottom is just trying to help me stay out of the earth’s core 😏

    PunnyName,

    Ground isn’t soft. And ground has much more gravity than bed.

    OyenFuton,
    @OyenFuton@monyet.cc avatar

    That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

    My denial is probably acting up again

    Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

    ooterness, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

    I don’t want to get out of futon.

    kaffeebohne, to memes in She is right !

    Well social withdrawl is also supposed to be one of the biggest factors causing dementia so…

    GissaMittJobb, to memes in She is right !

    I want to remember that loneliness is a major factor in dying earlier than people who are not lonely, so I would think she’s not right.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Mostly the kind of loneliness that comes from losing a loved one that you depended on, though, not just avoiding people on purpose.

    Come to think of it, it’s only really loneliness if you WANT to be around people more. Otherwise it’s just based misanthropy 😁

    Falafels,

    Depends. Alone is not the same as lonely.

    Mothra, to memes in She is right !
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    Damn am I doomed to a long life?

    ViscloReader, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

    Your free subscription regarding Google bed + has ended, please accept ads or consider subscribing to the service. The bed will be unusable after three nap without Google bed +

    GFGJewbacca,

    Shhhhh, don’t give them ideas.

    roembol,

    Don’t worry they’ll just discontinue it in a few years

    DessertStorms, (edited ) to memes in She is right !
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    She is right, with her actual statement

    Confirmation: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870

    (ETA source that proves her right: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert)

    Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way (not saying it's OP, though if it is - 🤦‍♀️)

    cabbagee,

    Thank you. The extra article about the 116 and 105 year olds crediting bacon made me laugh. No men and lots of bacon, got it.

    DancingIsForbidden,
    @DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

    this you?

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1ac1001-98d8-4957-99e0-168dcbcd1153.jpeg

    DessertStorms, (edited )
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    Imagine being the person with an ego so fragile they can't help but edit her statement this way

    this you?

    At least you tried 😂
    (what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

    DancingIsForbidden, (edited )
    @DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

    meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

    homicidalrobot,

    Jokes are supposed to be funny to the audience, not necessarily the comedian, just so you know

    ilinamorato,

    The best jokes are both, but if they’re not funny to the audience, the comedian really sucks.

    ilinamorato,

    Dang, there are really people out here on Beyonce’s Internet in 2023 still unironically using the “it was just a joke” defense?

    Wow. That’s stunning. I’m so glad I was here for this.

    DessertStorms,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    (what you did do though is manage to give a live demonstration of exactly the kind of man women know we're better off without lmfao)

    You're literally doing it again.. Are you going to call me hysterical next, and then mansplain your "joke" to me? 😂
    Your bullshit didn't land, feel free to keep digging yourself deeper in it, but I'm going to excuse myself at this point lol

    DancingIsForbidden,
    @DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b34525a4-539c-49d9-b323-a2dd3b6b8635.webp

    ZzyzxRoad,

    This article was amended on 30 May 2019 to remove remarks by Paul Dolan that contained a misunderstanding of an aspect of the American Time Use Survey data.

    Fuck, they really did him a disservice with this edit. He wrote a whole book based on the survey data.

    Blackmist, to memes in She is right !

    The secret to long life is to live a really long time without dying.

    HubertManne,
    @HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

    Im not scared of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

    onlooker, to memes in She is right !
    @onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

    I am going to be immortal.

    Falafels, to memes in She is right !

    You can’t forget the daily wine, that’s usually in there too.

    SamVergeudetZeit, to memes in She is right !
    @SamVergeudetZeit@feddit.de avatar

    How boring

    notasandwich1948, to memes in Hmm... what to say ?

    me reading this while still in bed

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