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owenfromcanada, to memes in Wrong explanations only
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.

Roll initiative!

SnotFlickerman, to risa in My favorite gender
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

deep seated*

wesker,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d deep seed a few of them IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

cum

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I appreciate the clarification. Thank you.

spez, to lemmyshitpost in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

Shit! I am a girl!?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

girl

on the internet

Sounds mutually exclusive

Varyk,

Sup, babe. How’s that ipo?

FlaminGoku,

Dude i feel you. I’ve got mild Raynaud’s disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.

yannic, (edited )

This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife’s secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Increase the entropy!

Kusimulkku,

I don’t know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

People who period are more likely to have less average blood volumes, but you’re right that they may not necessarily be girls.

Shou,

What are you talking about? Blood volume does not have anything to do with it.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

What is wife’s primary function? What is her mission?

UnRelatedBurner, to science_memes in Still researching algorithms? Got bad news, Rust now has all the algorithms

oh so you like algorithms, name all of them!

GBU_28,

I like the one that goes “beep beep boop” but I really like the one that goes “beep^beep^beep”

Feathercrown,
GBU_28,

Oh damn u rite

Tnaeriv,

Universal search

tdawg,

X, where X is the set of all algorithms

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

{A | A is an algorithm}

I_Fart_Glitter, to lemmyshitpost in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

I’m cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I’ve fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.

MrBusiness,

So you the red hulk frfr

Kusimulkku,

This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.

Nature is amazing

shortwavesurfer, to privacy in A question about secure chats

Technically, yes, it is encrypted. However, Facebook still gets metadata on who you talk to, when you talk to them, how long you talk to them, your contact information, etc. As an example, if you talked to your girlfriend, then you talked to her doctor, and then you talked to your mom. There’s a good chance that your girlfriend may be pregnant, even if I did not know what was said. Or, if I know you are at the top of a bridge and that you contacted a suicide hotline… So just because it is encrypted does not mean it is safe.

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s clever about the pregnancy.

I would have thought it was about a case of herpes that you caught from your girlfriend and then gave to your mom.

nightwatch_admin, (edited )

And that’s why privacy is important - the assumptions and decisions an algorithm makes are not necessarily correct, often not even close.

Edit:before someone wants to be smart: yes, I know it’s a joke.

PupBiru,
@PupBiru@kbin.social avatar

ml doesn’t understand jokes very well, so honestly it’s not a shit example lol

shortwavesurfer,

This made me laugh. Thanks

poVoq,
@poVoq@slrpnk.net avatar

Also WhatsApp requests access to the phone book and is very hard to use if you deny access. This is very likely done because Facebook wants access to the stored numbers to build a social graph. Even if you personally don’t mind, it is a gross privacy violation to share the phone number of other people with Facebook.

DudeDudenson,

Question, how would you use a messaging app that identifies users trough phone numbers without giving it access to phone numbers?

poVoq, (edited )
@poVoq@slrpnk.net avatar

By typing in the numbers, or selectively sharing them from the address book. This works fine on Signal, Telegram and Threema. Only Whatsapp makes it so that you have to share your entire address book with the app.

With some workarounds you can actually use whatsapp also without giving it access to your address book, which shows that it is clearly an intentional dark pattern by Facebook to make people share their entire address book with them to avoid the hassle.

AVincentInSpace,

Well said. I’m saving this comment in case I need to explain this to someone else.

PupBiru, (edited )
@PupBiru@kbin.social avatar

the other important thing with all of this is that even if your girlfriend is taking care, THEY STILL KNOW

people around you (or “you”, in this case) using these services impacts your privacy

is there anything we can do about that? probably not

but it’s worth being aware of

FrostyCaveman, to memes in Think we should intervene?

Takes me back to those Annoying Jesus memes

hydroptic,
GiveOver,
ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar
HurlingDurling,

I think you misspelled Awesome Jesus Memes

Etterra,

That crazy Jesus is always stealing my heroin!

Schmuppes,
FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
ElleChaise, to comicstrips in I used to think X

So being a dick and acting holier than thou causes people to abandon my cause... Hmm... Maybe I should call those people stupid, that'll positively impact the world, surely.

Anyolduser,

Surely this will get people to think and vote the way I want them to. In the mean time let’s work ourselves into a fervor by publicly talking about how everyone who doesn’t agree with us are bigots.

wildginger,

If your stance is “dont be racist,” bigots are gonna be the ones not agreeing with you typically

Cannacheques,

I prefer to imagine that I’m stupid but not in the most obvious way.

HappyFrog,

If a person being mean to you caused you to abandon a cause, you didn’t really believe in that cause, you just wanted to be in a club.

chicken, to comicstrips in I used to think X

People being assholes about it is definitely part of why I oppose X

Perfide,

That’s pretty cringe of you.

chicken,

My loathing of X grows

fosforus, (edited )

It’s not easy, but I think people should have a value system that’s independent from how others behave.

runswithjedi,

Let’s not get too independent. I really value my life and I hope others do too.

Enkers, (edited )

Why let assholes influence your world view at all?

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’m pretty sure he’s making a joke about the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.

chicken,

I was hoping to say both at once tbh

MNByChoice,

X, the former Twitter, or another company called X?

Natanael,

X the character as used in math problems.

Deiv,

X, the porn website

Ilovethebomb,

I’m feeling more charitable towards landlords lately, largely because of this site. I might even tip mine next rent payment.

smeg,

Are you also so incredibly smart?

Siegfried, to memes in Wrong explanations only

Worms being converted to Christianity

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

“They just left him out in the sun to die? He does get us.”

joranvar,

You can see the wololo-waves radiating from a cross if you put it in the earth.

Pantherina, to privacy in A question about secure chats

No Telegram lol. Thats way worse. Whatsapp sais they are E2EE but its all “trust me bro” because you cannot look at the code.

With Telegram its a little pain to open encrypted chats and groups are always unencrypted. So its useless.

Let them try Signal, its nearly identical but you can trust it.

Kultronx,
@Kultronx@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Iunno if I would say that Signal can be trusted considering their ties to the US State Dept

rmuk,

The beauty of using Signal with an open-source Signal client is that you don’t need to trust them, which is kind of the point.

ramble81, to memes in Take that YouTube

This is a big reason Google wanted to push the whole “web integrity” thing. There would have been no way to use an adblocker after that and they would have won the blocking wars. It’s bad enough they’re gimping Chromium with Manifest v3, but they tried for it all.

only0218,

Welp They are still cooking it, for now only on android as to boil the frog slowly but it will come back.

glorious_albus, (edited )

Wait what are they doing on Android?

FrostyCaveman,

Adding attestation crap to WebView

takeda,

Adding that stuff to Android, so if you don’t have the genuine YouTube app the server won’t even serve you the videos. It is meant to kill things like ReVanced.

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

YouTube works fine in Firefox on Android with ublock origin

takeda,

I was talked about AdNauseum. Unlike uBO it is not up to speed with YouTube changes.

only0218,

For now…

Cyanity, to comicstrips in I used to think X

Replace:

X - Earth is round Y - Earth is flat

and read again. Some Y people probably started existing this way, because other Y people didn’t reject them even though Y makes no sense and wasn’t proven.

… but idk i could be wrong

rbesfe,

Most conspiracy theories really have little to do with the belief itself, the people that get sucked in are often just lonely and looking for a purpose.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I also believe that a lot of conspiracy theories were started as jokes, with a core group of reasonably smart people LARPing a ridiculous position. What I wonder about is how many of those people LARPed so long and hard that they came to believe their own BS.

Natanael,

More likely, a bunch of people joined who didn’t understand it was a joke (fairly common online)

Etterra, to memes in Think we should intervene?

Humanity: suffers endlessly

“God:” eating popcorn lol you guys suck at this.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Humanity: suffers endlessly

“God,” who supposedly created all aspects about humans, their nature and the world and already knew in advance everything that would happen including humans eating from the tree of knowledge: and who’s fault is that?

It’s like writing a bad computer program and then being mad at it when it crashes.

DragonTypeWyvern,

God just like me fr fr

yngmnwntr, to memes in Wrong explanations only

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

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