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aaaaaaadjsf, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net avatar

Also nerve damage sucks. When I touch the space in between my chest/pectoral muscles, I feel it in my back. And then the rest of my back is numb lol.

Akasazh, to memes in My bad, guys
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I’ve been seeing this guy a lot. Don’t really know who he is or what he represents.

Can someone fill me in?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s a meme that’s been everywhere lately. I don’t know where this originated, but it’s a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

I never watched the show, but I guess it’s old enough now to be a meme.

scottywh,

It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

ray,

idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

Weebus, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

I’ve been off Hexbear for a while wtf is this shit

autismdragon,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

The consequences of federation.

Weebus,

So there’s just libs in Hexbear now? No way to separate one from the other? What did we gain from this?

2Password2Remember,

what did we gain from this

still waiting to find out tbh

Death to America

ImmortanStalin,
axont,

Y’all are cool at least

GarbageShoot,

Sort by “local”

autismdragon,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Technically its not “in hexbear” because its another lemmy instance, we can just see it. If you dont want to, change your main page to local.

Some people like the opportunity to dunk, and federation has brought some comrades over to our side. Others do not like the change in culture. Personally I change my mind on it depending on my mood.

commiewithoutorgans,
@commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net avatar

I’ve gotten to use PPB a lot more the last couple months. In fact I never used it before so that was cool. Otherwise it just adds some doomscrolling capabilities and also a way to see comrades dogpiling assholes. But the downsides are pretty apparent

lolcatnip, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

So many great additions to my block list today!

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Right?

xusontha,

They just keep coming!

GarbageShoot,

Are you that afraid of contrary opinions on a country you know nothing about?

lolcatnip,

Afraid? LOL. I just have a limited amount of patience and I choose not to waste it on tankies.

OurToothbrush,

Quick, name three cities in the DPRK.

Quick, name their highest legislative body

Quick, explain the taean work system

LemmeAtEm,

Waah, I’m too impatient for anything that might challenge my simple yet fragile good-guy/bad-guy worldview! 😭

lolcatnip,

Byeeee!

LemmeAtEm,

Good riddance, loser! 😄

GarbageShoot,

It testing your patience when it is something you are ignorant about seems like the real root issue there. Do you get worked up over Zimbabwean municipal politics? Do you block people who complain about the notion of quantum probability when it is brought up?

brain_in_a_box,

Your patience is so limited you can’t bare to even see contrary opinions to your own?

gnomesaiyan, to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

Non-stick? You just say non-stick then use metal spoon. Haiyaa…

FordBeeblebrox, to memes in MrJiggleAss@yahoo.com

My first Hotmail address was based off my football position and jersey number. During high school I changed positions and numbers along the way, making it obsolete like a year after creating it

Still useful for signing up to things I know are gonna spam me with bullshit though, the ad copy can join old MySpace reminders.

Tankton,

Ah, mister SafetySafety88 ?

SoyViking, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
@SoyViking@hexbear.net avatar

Korea has lots of big stadiums and the people there seems to like football so why couldn’t they host a world cup?

ElChapoDeChapo,
@ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net avatar

so why couldn’t they host a world cup?

us-foreign-policy

autismdragon,
@autismdragon@hexbear.net avatar

Well according to a .world poster in this thread that you and I can’t see from our instance, the DPRK has slaves. But don’t worry, this won’t happen because a lemmy.ca user thinks that “Letting that many foreigners into North Korea would be a PR disaster for the Country.”

Evilsandwichman,

I’d love to say it would be a PR disaster for American news, but realistically people have become too invested in the American Cinematic Universe to be swayed by what visitors have to say.

The lib I work with believes all the nonsense about North Korea and I’ve tried explaining to him that North Korea literally has non-North Korean tour guides who absolutely allow you to go where you want but usually prefer if you don’t because no one would be able to communicate with you if you got lost, and your vacation would be wasted if you had no idea where to go, but he believes that it’s all just a show, as though any country on the planet actually puts in that kind of effort to convince foreigners. Every time I tell him there are literally people who’ve posted positive news in regards to being there, or about a non-North Korean who works there, he still wants to believe what the news says or whatever negative claims are being made about it, and so he challenged me to go to North Korea on vacation and ‘find out the truth for both of us’ (he already believes I’ll come back with horror stories), and so I challenged him and asked “If I go there and find out that it’s all nonsense, that the country is fine and peaceful, would you believe me?”. I personally hate traveling, and going on vacation anywhere is a chore I loathe, and so surely if I go to such effort then he’ll believe me, right? His response was a reluctant “I’ll be more likely to believe it”

This guy doesn’t want to believe he’s been lied to about North Korea; literally no amount of evidence will sway him; it’s almost like this is some kind of investment for him (I say him, but this applies to libs in general).

Flyberius,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

I’ll be going to NK next year. I really can’t wait.

reaper_cushions,

I don’t think the DPRK wants to give an opportunity to basically any country in the world to plant spies. Considering the US used visits of the Atomic Energy Commission to infiltrate the DPRK in the 90s, welcoming thousands and thousands of difficult to vet corporate reps sounds like an open invitation for infiltration.

Doubledee,
@Doubledee@hexbear.net avatar

Yeah I don’t think they shouldn’t be allowed, but I also believe it would be a bad idea.

lukini, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.
@lukini@beehaw.org avatar

Worse, not worst.

4am, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!

eestileib,

TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.

Wish I’d taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.

Nobsi,
@Nobsi@feddit.de avatar

Picture was taken for… documentation!

Frederic,

Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido

letsgo, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

Nice rack.

Evilsandwichman, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

America is hosting the world cup next so…yeah literally at this point anything goes. The only way it could be worse is if the literal Nazi regime was back and they were hosting the world cup.

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Don’t give Canada any ideas

K0W4LSK1,

Or it’s fatherland US of A where Nazis are national heroes

Oh… wait they already did

Muhr, to memes in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Today, I feel like North Korean…

mp3, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!

DocBlaze, (edited )

depending on how you count sleep humans have a close to 70% uptime. pretty abysmal, GOD!

OrderedChaos,

Even when you’re sleeping the system is still operating. So since it’s not 100% active nor completely off it’s a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.

DocBlaze,

I guess that’s true, the system is even up when under attack (viruses, psychedelic drugs) and for up to a century with mostly self-maintainence.

LemmysMum,

Systems that are ‘down for maintenance’ are also still being used.

30% downtime is 30% downtime.

Thranduil,

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

Isoprenoid,

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

SARGEx117,

“Omnipotent” Being couldn’t design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

100_kg_90_de_belin,

God just thought that implementation would be easier.

DragonTypeWyvern,

He could have, but he didn’t want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

Isoprenoid,

Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.

Recursive issue, tbh.

SnipingNinja,

Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.

Isoprenoid,

Implying any improvements that don’t make us divine would satisfy you.

SARGEx117,

Why should we be satisfied with anything less, were it possible?

Isoprenoid,

Assuming God exists, the end goal of many religions is just that, we end up in a divine state.

avogadro,

Also the system has to assemble itself

Mobiuthuselah,

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

SwingingTheLamp,

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

SnipingNinja,

Where’s the long version?

duckington,

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

tkk13909,

Without downtime too!

Bobert, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@Bobert@sh.itjust.works avatar

Probably wasn’t even IT but ‘roadies’ based on those cables

Wage_slave, to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

My favorite kind of cable porn.

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