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artaxthehappyhorse, to memes in idk bro

When you’re juggling too many interrelated tangents in your brains RAM and start getting cache misses like crazy and go full core dump

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

When your program dereferences dangling pointers and throws exceptions and runs out of stack space due to fragmentation and leaks.

Gradually_Adjusting, to memes in idk bro
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My heart misgives me, and words fail. Though I speak in the trouble of my heart, I know not if any counsel could mend this.

casmael,

Is this a quote from somewhere or just your brain? 🧠

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Creatively stolen piecemeal from the verbiage in LotR. I’ve been going through the Phil Dragash soundscape lately.

ColonelSanders, (edited ) to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

“There isn’t porn like that.”

i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

DrQuint,

“This is the most disturbing porn I’ve seen”

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the “Yeah…”

ultratiem, to comicstrips in "Internet" by ChrissHallbeck
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

I used social media to destroy social media

bloubz, to memes in Wait... nevermid you're right.

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

Valmond,

But now you can!

bloubz,

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

casmael, to memes in idk bro

When it is undoubtedly what it is but you remain unsure

Flaimbot,

maybe she’s just canadian

TheBig2023Meltdown, to memes in Pain

But then I have a free morning! Ive been awake since 7am on my phone and it’s now 10 30 and I’m still in bed, unbothered lol

sockenklaus,
@sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

You obviously don’t have kids ! 😁 They are easily awake at 7 am but the time from 10 pm (thats when I am usually done with cleaning up for the day) to 2 am is mine. 🙃

blackn1ght,

Yup. My day starts at like 10pm because it’s spent taking care of everyone else’s needs first.

TheBig2023Meltdown,

Yup you’re correct. I don’t have any children, I do have loud siblings but they won’t come to me and disturb me lol

I do like to stay up but I end up “resting my eyes” and falling asleep with my phone not on charge hahaha

uphillbothways, (edited ) to memes in Pain
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

The problem is waking up. Sleeping would be great if it would just keep going.

PeWu,

It would be perfect if I could go to sleep indefinitely.

LufyCZ,

Boy do I have news for you

Darkenfolk,

Learn how this guy got infinite sleep in 1 2 3 easy steps!!! Insomniacs hate him!!! 100% ClIcKbAiT

ShitOnABrick, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Offensive Meme" by HalfThoughtComic
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Uh oh

jaybone, to memes in Every Job person now

Is “job person” a term now?

Kiosade,

People just HAVE to keep changing established terms to feel special, I guess. For example, I’ve noticed people used to say “X got that Win!”, then it changed to “Y fr earned that W”, and today I saw someone say “Z deserved that dub”.

Wonder what the next evolution could possibly be…

jaybone,

I guess I’m just old.

Rodeo,

Nah, it seems like a typo. But you are old, too.

TheRealLinga, (edited )

Fur real

Edit: this comment section is drip

SasquatchBanana,

This is just how language evolved. It is a human phenomena. The slang you picked up was also adapted from other phrases that someone of the older generation will deem more correct.

15liam20,

Tru dat

Deftdrummer,

Retardation.

JudahBenHur, to memes in Pain

You see, if you stay up until 3-4am you get to take part in this secret extra “day” without demands or interruptions that no one else knows about; which everyone just sleeps through 'cause they’re dumb and myopic.

The rumors that the alarm will go off at the regular time and there are negative consequences of sleeping for less than 4 hours are entirely unfounded and, frankly, hurtful

isolatedscotch,

bonus points if you somewhere where you can go for a walk at night, 4am is the perfect hour when even the pubs have closed and nobody’s awake yet

Nedserd,

PERSONA 3 MENTIONED 🔫🔫 👻👻👻👻 🌕🌕🌕🌕⏳⏳⏳⏳⏳

IkarusHagen2, to memes in Pain
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

Being awake at night is a very nice time of peace. No responsibilities, noone wants something from you, you can just be in the crushing silence of your own thoughts

isolatedscotch,

*adults only

sorry, students doing homework at 3am

H4mi, to memes in Every Job person now

I love my job and it pays me enough to not worry about it. The secret is living in any western country except the U.S.

Coreidan,

Is this sarcasm or are you just clueless?

Hawk,

He’s right though, live in western Europe and I got both the time and money to enjoy life.

Even the poorest in my country have a “right to vacation”, special programs allow them to travel for barely any money.

ipkpjersi,

That’s not true, there are other countries with this problem like UK and Canada.

Grimble,

Yeah no way could you leave out Canada lmao. As soon as i graduate i’m fucking moving.

Western Europe? Scandinavia? China? Uhh Albania? No idea yet. As long as it’s not this soulless nightmare petrostate. Fuck the rent here and fuck the work culture.

rgb3x3,

What country do you live in?

rab,

Lol Canada is like the most expensive place on the fuckin planet

howrar,

Ridiculously expensive housing without the salaries to match. But at least I don’t have to worry about going broke if ever someone in the family gets sick I guess.

rab,

If you get sick you just die, at least here in Victoria. There are no doctors and and people are dying of untreated cancers hahahah man life’s good in Canada

DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Right, because there isn't rampant capitalism and wide spread poverty pretty much everywhere else too.. 🙄🙄🙄

(am in UK and you're full of shit. I recommend checking your privilege, or at least taking your head out of your ass long enough to have a look around)

Flumsy,

Poverty rates in former USSR countries have bwen steadily declining since its downfall. Its still widespread but how is capitalism at fault for it?

ToastyMedic,

OY you got a loicence to order a privlage check? I thought not there good sir!

In the name of the king, you are fined an indeterminate number of pounds, and required revisit your bogus claim.

Starshader,

Social worker in Switzerland here. I feel pretty OK :)

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re lying. British people are mentally incapable of admitting their faults when Americans are around.

DriftinGrifter,

L UK citizen

bingbong,

Common UK L

Rodeo,

And Canada.

superduperenigma,

Ah, the land of housing owned exclusively by foreign investors.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true in the U.S. as well in many cities. Chinese investors buy up huge numbers of apartments and houses.

Rodeo,

I’m so lucky I can just live with my parents 🥲

LemmyIsFantastic,

🙄 the US has plenty of not the majority of high paying jobs. Working in high skill STEM pays absurdly good.

It’s like skill jobs that get fucked.

noobdoomguy8658,

The absolute number doesn’t matter much if the expenses of living in the STEM-riddled areas are just as high, if not higher.

LemmyIsFantastic,

And Europe isn’t expensive to live? Canada? Australia? All of them have very high CoL in population centers. Especially tech hubs. The only place that’s significantly out of whack is CA and to be honest, much of the time it’s still worth it. Go remote and get the best of both worlds is quite common and easy.

Stumblinbear, (edited )
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Remote work fixes that for many people

Source: me, hi, I work remotely to LA and get paid absurd wages

Appoxo, (edited ) to memes in It can become anything
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

nice sticks bro!

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Thanks bro!

Rachelhazideas, to memes in It can become anything

Sticks: exist

People: Sorry it’s for boys only.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Ferminirsts tryna take away mah stiiiicks.

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