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Tischkante, to memes in Toughest Choice

Both alternating

ExfilBravo,

When you are low on funds versus when you just get paid.

klintelmeh, to memes in Toughest Choice

lmao

_number8_, to memes in Toughest Choice

impulse bought a 3D printer over the weekend then returned it today unopened

reSpOnSibUl

blindbunny,

Why? 3d printing is so fulfilling.

danuker,

fulfilling

Also infilling.

RagingRobot, (edited )

Oh no! Please get one soon. Making stuff is important.

mapiki,

I can respect that. But also- set aside money on a regular basis (cash in an envelope for the physical reality or in a budgeting app) until you have enough to get one. And then splurge on that or something else you want more by then!

SatanicNotMessianic, to memes in Toughest Choice

There’s an old borscht belt joke about insurance - “What if something terrible happens, and you don’t die?”

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

My wife likes to joke when I’m in an anxiety spiral by saying “okay well on the off chance that society doesn’t crumble maybe you should plan for the future”. For some reason that always makes me laugh. If it does it does, but it’s probably best to have a plan still.

And reasonable budgeting can let you enjoy the now while also planning for the future

aSpicyCatBite,

I never knew soup told jokes!

I guess it’s a fluid interpretation.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I’m 40.

In my late 20s where YOLO got popular, I knew people who followed that lifestyle.

Many of them are still in a hole, still working min wage jobs and chasing after whatever fad.

It’s very sad.

SatanicNotMessianic,

The whole YOLO thing never made any sense to me. If you believe in reincarnation or an afterlife, then you have every excuse to risk your life doing whatever you want. There’s usually some kinds of moralistic restrictions, but except in the most extreme religious fundamentalist societies, I suspect wingsuiting on weekends is fair game. If you’re going to live forever no matter what you do, why not?

On the other hand, if you only live once - if you’re one and done - that seems like a demotivation to risk your life before you’re actually done with it.

Rodeo,

You only live once, so be safe.

runswithjedi, to memes in Toughest Choice

You only live once I want to save money

Venat0r,
tdawg,

Ya exactly. The idea that fun should come at the expense of giving yourself a safety net is hogwash. I spent the first 25 years of my life living in poverty. The difference between people who stay in poverty and the people who leave is knowing that a stable foundation is more important than anything else in life

RagingRobot,

The way I do it I have a safety net but yolo on the credit card for vacations and fun stuff. Then have to budget later to fix it all haha

runswithjedi,

That’s the main reason for my success too. Sure I put in some work, but all the people around me helped me get to where I am.

BudgetBandit, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“

lockhart, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Her dad will think you already have children

Kolanaki, to memes in This is what I mean when I say I am on diet
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Fitness 4th taco in my mouth

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Goddamn it! I came here to make this joke!

Imgonnatrythis, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

“No worries, I’m not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point.”

Tankiedesantski, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Pushes daughter out the door

“Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

“Daaaaaad!”

Viking_Hippie,

shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

  • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
smashboy, to memes in This is what I mean when I say I am on diet

It’s probably an old pic, but doesn’t seem right to make fun of a child’s body like that.

Aggravationstation,

Or to show that much of it

shiveyarbles, to memes in Just Upload a meme.

This is the perfect metaphor for corporate climate denialism

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?

treadful, to memes in This is what I mean when I say I am on diet
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar

Fitness last taco in my mouth.

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