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charlytune, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

Small post it note over the sensor under the mouse.

Rom,
@Rom@lemmy.world avatar

Draw something unexpected on it for extra fun. Like dickbutt.

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Damn it, this is exactly what I came here to suggest. Ah well, too late now.

AveragePigeon,
@AveragePigeon@kbin.social avatar

Scotch tape also works for this.

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

Clear tape works really well, because the mouse will still work, but terribly.

charlytune,

Oooh. Love it.

ryathal, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?

If you are close you can plug in a second wireless mouse and mess with it occasionally.

If they don’t lock their screen, the old take a screen shot of the desktop and make it the background is good.

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

We did this years ago, we’d also SSH into random computers and make them say stuff when we were bored.

AttackBunny,
@AttackBunny@kbin.social avatar

@ryathal back in the day, when most wireless mice and keyboards had those little dongles, and people used to keep their computer tower either on the corner of their desk or under it, I used to have a prank war going with a coworker. We used to do dumb shit like fill a shit load of little cups up with water and set them everywhere in their office, or glitter/confetti in things that when you opened them it went everywhere. Or wrap everything on the desk in foil or saran wrap type things.

Coworker was older than me, and not the most computer literate guy. I'd go into his office, and disconnect the dongle, while he was away from his desk. Watching him rage about his piece of shit computer was always great amusement.

abbadon420,

I like this. Easy and clever

zakobjoa, in What are your favorite leftist podcasts?
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Not necessarily political in content, but clearly lefty:

  • The Dollop/The Past Times
  • Behind The Bastards
Albinoss, in Hey Lemmy, what are some good public domain books?

Frankenstein. If you’ve never read it, the caricature of what it is has done it no justice. It is an incredible book.

OprahsedCreature,

I’ve actually been a big fan of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein for a long time so thank you for bringing it up and indulging me in a happy nostalgia. I’ve heard it described variously over the years as possibly the first or at least early science fiction, as well as even proto-feminist in its more subtle themes. Might be a good time to return to it. There are some potentially Luddite themes as well but in an era when people were en masse encountering rapid technological advancement while philosophical approaches to that rapid advancement were still in their infancy it’s a forgivable flaw.

Kalkaline, in What would happen if your surgeon just left in the middle of surgery?
@Kalkaline@lemmy.one avatar

There would be a resident that could close you up, but maybe skip the discount surgeon with his degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical School.

TrenchcoatFullofBats,

The knee bone’s connected to the … something. The something’s connected to the … red thing. The red thing’s connected to my … wristwatch. Uh-oh

JavaTea,
@JavaTea@feddit.nl avatar

Google and YouTube are your friend lol

TrenchcoatFullofBats,

They certainly are! Meet Dr. Nick Riviera, who received his medical degree from the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College:

youtu.be/vo2v1CBooSA

niva, (edited ) in I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?
@niva@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

A lot of good suggestions already here. Try to eliminate the mosquitoes in your house as much as possible. I installed mosquito nets on my windows a few years ago. This helped a lot. I am now asking myself why I haven’t done this before.

But I do still get bites like one or two a day, because I also like to be outside in my garden and sometimes a mosquito still finds a way into the house.

So there is no way you can prevent all bites. But the good thing is, you can treat them really well really easy with heat! I do this when I have a cup of tea. I just press the hot tea cup on the bite for a short while. But there are also special devices called electronic insect bite healer or something similar. They work as well and are probably safer and easier to handle.

Heat does disintegrate the anticoagulant that mosquitos inject and that makes the bites so itchy. The bites I get itch only ones. Then I treat them with heat and they are basically gone. Try to not scratch because you might spread the anticoagulant more. Just treat them right away!

donut4ever, in Why is youtube recommending conservative "talking points" to me?

You’ve probably watched the other side quite often, so YouTube is recommending this for ya to enrage you and keep you engaged. Just good old rage bating

vd1n,

The devils algorithm.

MR_GABARISE, in Does anyone actually enjoy working out?
evader_fateful, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

It’s been 6 days since the original post. OP was 3 days out from the poopless leg of his trip. OP, I hope everything went according to plan!

Please update when back!

codyofficial,

Sort comments by new to see his latest update.

ezmack, in Why is youtube recommending conservative "talking points" to me?

Hi, I am a guy in early thirties with a wife and two kids and whenever I go on youtube it always suggests conservative things like guys dunking on women

Yeah it really wants me to watch Tim pool. Its like cmon guys I’m too old for that guys tastes. Tiktok will atleast take the hint

hsl, in Is there an instance to request the creation of new instances?
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This is more of a support question and should be asked in one of the support communities - please see the sidebar for tips.

mp3, in Is there an instance to request the creation of new instances?
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You can create one, and as soon as the ball starts to roll you can ask if someone wants to take over and become the mod.

Wahots, in Why is youtube recommending conservative "talking points" to me?
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

Clear your history! I limit a lot of what Google collects. If I see videos trending in that direction, I clear youtube and start fresh.

baru,

You can have Google clear things automatically so it’ll only keep things for a certain amount of months.

Without any history Google often shows pretty extreme videos, so in my experience the lack of any history is not good.

zos_kia,

I think it might be the opposite. If extreme content is kind of “default” when the algorithm doesn’t know what to give you, them starving it off history might push it into that default more often. I have a very used YouTube account with a metric ton of history and honestly I very rarely see that kind of content. (From Europe though so it might be different)

Wahots,
@Wahots@pawb.social avatar

What I’ll do is clear history, then watch something to seed it as a baseline. Eg, one video on low fi music, and another one on how an 18th century naval ship was built. Or perhaps they’ve just captured all my data secretly and know that extremist videos perform poorly with me?

lntl, in What's a good way to prank your coworker?
@lntl@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Buy a live lobster, cut the rubber bands off, and hide in their lunch bag.

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a big lunch bag if you can hide in it. Hope it keeps you safe from that angry lobster.

ice, in Rule

its a running joke in 196 communities that the only rule is to post before you leave. people are just letting everyone know they’re following that rule

aaron_griffin,
@aaron_griffin@lemmy.world avatar

196 communities?

HUMAN_TRASH,

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=r%2F196

I only knew because someone else explained it a few days ago

calabast,

I thought I also saw, at some point, a post saying the only rule was your post had to have “rule” somewhere in the title. (Probably in response to people making their required one post and already putting rule in the title). And after that I feel like I saw a lot more posts with rule in the title.

normalmighty,

I’m pretty certain it’s not a rule there, everyone just kind of assumes it’s what you’re meant to do when they post, because they see every other post.

Kind of a self enforcing unofficial rule, I guess?

exoplanetary,
@exoplanetary@lemmy.world avatar

Yep. 196 communities are getting pretty highly upvoted too which is why you’re seeing them so much when browsing all.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean they’re also one of the main meme communities atm. Most of the other ones don’t have near as much traffic

bobs_monkey,

I mean, there’s !memes

Xylight,
@Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev avatar

That’s basically r/memes on Reddit. no humor, just people saying their thoughts in a crappy meme format.

Ilikecheese,

But aren’t jokes supposed to be like, funny or something?

MiddleKnight,

According to an unsourced claim on Wikipedia, “repetition is the essential comedic device”

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedic_device

_Lory98_,

Repetition legitimizes

tryagain,

Repetition legitimizes

ice,

this is beyond my expertise

hazardous_area,

Don’t think it’s a joke. It’s just a thing that is done

Naia,

I blocked that community because it was literally flooding my front page

eating3645,

I almost did but every now and then they have something good, so I kept it… For now

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