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Erk, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA

I had been an advocate of getting just an ordinary person to do the first Lemmy ama but apparently we’ve got an absolute legend.

Have you ever had a favourite reference to your joke come up?

Two9A,

I did go to a conference once where they were handing out laptop stickers, and in the pack was a 418 teapot.

Of course, a week after I stuck that to my machine, it died. Telling the laptop it was a teapot didn’t agree with it, I guess.

outbound, in What is a fun childish thing you still do as an adult?

Walking/balancing on curbs, retaining walls, downed trees in the forest - pretty much anything.

You_got_my_goat, in What is a fun childish thing you still do as an adult?

Running up stairs on all fours, like a monkey I am 40 years old

scrantonicity,

Congrats on still being able to bend over at 40! I’m 2 years from 30 and everytime I bend over something pops lol.

greatwhitebuffalo41,
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If you’re not stretching daily, you’re gonna hate life. I’m also not stretching daily so uhhh do as I say not as I do? Lol

notavote,

I can recomend to do just something easy. Find easiest and shortest routine (that lasts 2 minutes, literally) and do it in the morning.

Since I startet it, I feel much much better. It is not like full exercise, but at least muscles don’t hurt as much.

I do:

  • Head and Shoulder Rolls x5 to each side
  • Hip Circles:l x5 to each side
  • Arm Circles x5 to each side
  • squats x10
  • some others similar warm up exercises when I feel like it (ex. malasana squat)

Idea is to move every muscle in my body. It is not hard, lasts 2-3 minutes but makes my day few percents nicer.

Terevos, in What is a fun childish thing you still do as an adult?
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I don’t get to do it much anymore, but watching cartoons on Saturday morning.

toodles,
@toodles@midwest.social avatar

Oh man, Saturday morning cartoons just hit the spot! A bowl of cereal with the addition of a cup of coffee.

z3rOR0ne, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?
@z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

I was on Mastodon and Lemmy roughly a year before the Twitter and Reddit fiascos. I never was active on Twitter, never even had an account, but I’ll admit Reddit was my jam. I didn’t even use any of the 3rd party apps, I actually did use their main app and had no issues with it (except for the occasional annoying ad on my mobile device…). But when the needless greed of Spez started to show at the seams and the communities there started to divide, I took an afternoon to delete everything from nearly 4 years of posts/comments.

Both Mastodon and Lemmy were FAR less active prior to these migrations, and so I honestly checked in once every couple months. But then Mastodon started showing up in my main news feeds due to Musk’s idiocy, and I knew it was time…

Similarly, when Spez started to make the same decisions, I already knew where the party was likely to move.

I only started using Lemmy again yesterday when Memmy came out as I dislike using social media from my desktop (though I do occasionally).

It’s nice to see so much more activity here now. It’ll probably never get to the levels of Reddit, but hey that can be a good thing in its own right.

lunaticneko, in What video game have you played the most, that you think is garbage and no one else should ever play?

I’m from Thailand. We have a term called เกมหมา (dog game) which means a shitty game that gets you raging. The list varies from person to person but every list so far includes Dota 2 and League of Legends (which I have personally played). Other honorable mentions include:

  • Free Fire
  • Fortnite
  • PUBG
  • Minecraft
  • Roblox
  • FIFA Online
SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Minecraft doesn’t get me raging I find it soothing like playing LEGO.

The lack of micro-transactions (so far) is amazing to me as well.

IonAddis, in What are the bad patterns of Reddit to never repeat on Lemmy?
@IonAddis@lemmy.world avatar

Making all these posts on Lemmy be about another site.

The community won’t flourish if the only thing people are talking about is their social-media ex.

xavier666,

I think we need to give it some time. I was not there when Digg went bad but I’m assuming that in the early days of Reddit, there was a lot of discussion about Digg. Once Reddit reached a critical mass, posts about Digg died down.

Serinus,

There’s a lot of discussion about Twitter imploding too. It’s not just that it’s an ex for most of us. It’s also the tech implosion.

uhauljoe,
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Also Meta wants to join the fediverse with Threads.

A lot of it is just people talking about their social media ex, but it IS part of a larger discussion about taking the internet back from corporations.

GoodEye8,

To make the ex metaphor. Talking shit about your ex is not productive but talking about what was wrong or didn’t work can be very insightful. Entirely blocking your ex out of your mind is a pretty easy way to make the same mistakes again.

I can see why people think it’s annoying but I think this is also a good thing. Talking about this helps people understand what they want to see in their communities or instances.

Toxinflora, in What's the best Android/iPhone app for Lemmy?
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Well the app is currently in the earlier phases of development but i think more people should know that there is currently an attempt at porting slide for reddit to lemmy. here is the releases from the repository github.com/bqv/slide/releases, but its very early in development

Madbrad200,
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Just want to note that this is an extremely early pre-alpha and is in a “barely usable” state at the moment.

zerbey, in What are the bad patterns of Reddit to never repeat on Lemmy?

Not consulting the user base before making sweeping changes. The users are your life blood, be nice to them.

TheroRando,

I am not sure anyone would care tho, for example see Threads! That’s just twitter Why not move to Mastodon? Why be a Corporate Sucker? But people do it. I still see a lot of people active on reddit, The change is simple and efficient yet… The yieldings low…

jecxjo,
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I feel like Threads is a special case. If you’re using FB or Insta you’re going to use other Meta services. If you got yourself off FB then its easier to not want to get back in bed with Meta. When people jumped ship from twitter we saw a huge percentage come over to Mastodon. There was no Bird company services that they were being pulled back to so the move to Mastodon was easier.

TheroRando,

I see a Point, So This is most likely go around the fact that zucceriboi exists… That is giving me some Ideas…

jecxjo,
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There is a group that will leave Twitter to go to Thread because a bunch of celebrities and influencers switch over. Those people dont care about anything related to the Fediverse.

DRUMS_, in How are new communities created on Lemmy?

Ok, thanks. My instance is reddthat.com (relatively small I believe) and I don’t think I see a way to create a community. I will reach out to the instance admin and see if that is currently by design.

Blamemeta, in What are the bad patterns of Reddit to never repeat on Lemmy?

Calling everyone who disagrees with you a Nazi or fascist. It’s already starting.

bane_killgrind,

You do spend a lot of time parroting made up things about people.

Maybe don’t walk the duck walk if you don’t want to get called a Nazi?

Blamemeta,

Thing is, Im not. Its just normal shit like “we should heavily punish companies who hire illegal immigrants”

Thats no where near being a Nazis.

bane_killgrind,

lemmy.world/comment/823087

There’s some terf shit.

Like grow some empathy. Hormone treatment isn’t for transitioning. It’s for reducing morbidity in patients and is prescribed on that basis. Fear mongering side effects is the same as poo pooing chemo because it makes your hair fall out.

If you are sad that your bigot opinions get you called a nazi, maybe it’s on you not to share these opinions. I don’t go chewing my clients ear off about startrek, it’s the same principal they aren’t a welcoming audience.

Maybe if you are still going to talk about these things, contrast the things with middling results to the things with the best results, not some boogeyman unknowns.

Blamemeta,

To be a TERF, I would have to be a radical feminist, which I’m not.

bane_killgrind,

If I sing Klingon battle songs it doesn’t make me a Klingon either.

SomeoneElse, in What are the bad patterns of Reddit to never repeat on Lemmy?

Needlessly censoring words like sex. It wasn’t necessary on Reddit and it certainly isn’t necessary now.

peter,
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I find it absolutely mind blowing that people are generally accepting that as okay on most social media platforms.

SomeoneElse,

I can only assume that people don’t understand why it was brought in on YouTube and TikTok in the first place because so many people do it when it isn’t remotely necessary. If you make your living posting on social media, then fair enough, I understand you need to fall inline with the rules of the platform. But why the hell would you self censor posts you don’t make money from? Utterly ridiculous.

Galluf,

I agree. It’s absolutely absurd that would say something along the lines of “Fuck, I got r*ped, what do I do?”

I’m of the opinion that you shouldn’t censor any words. If you feel the need to censor it, then just don’t say it. If you want to discuss it, then be able to say it. You should be able to say something like “X called Y a nigger”.

pizzaschaartje,

Censorship like that was introduced to make the platform appealing to advertisers. I’d say just don’t give power over how to run the platform to advertisers.

Wander, in What are the bad patterns of Reddit to never repeat on Lemmy?
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I’d say people worrying about Karma.

sociablefish,

karma (or upvotes-downvotes aka simple karma) shouldn’t be a reason to disallow someone from using a lemmy community

deegeese,

Requiring minimum positive karma is stupid when it can be gamed so easily.

Someone with very negative karma is likely a troll.

royche,

this /s

Hazzia,

I get the objective need for the /s in this particular context, but we absolutely should add “using /s when the sarcasm should be obvious for anyone with basic reading comprehension skills” to the list

ShaggyDemiurge,
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I don’t agree, /s is immensely useful for neurodivergent people, some of which cannot recognize sarcasm at all.

Also, really often something that is “obvious sarcasm” for you is a genuinely held belief by someone online. Nothing is too ridiculous for the internet

WarmSoda,

Maybe internet forums aren’t the best place for people that can’t recognize context.

wildeaboutoskar,
@wildeaboutoskar@beehaw.org avatar

Why should we exclude neurodiverse people from a space when it’s easy enough to make it accessible?

iamak, in I'm the author of an April Fool's Internet Standard, AMA

What other such joke standards (by you or others) do you like?

Two9A,

A little lower down the stack, I always liked the Evil Bit in TCP, a standard which removes all need for firewalls heuristics by requiring malware or packets with evil intent to set the Evil Bit. The receiver can simply drop packets with the Evil Bit set, and thus be entirely safe forever from bad traffic.

At the physical interface layer where data meets real life, I especially enjoy IP over Avian Carrier; that link in particular is to the QoS definition which extends the original spec for carrying packets by carrier pigeon.

LeberechtReinhold,
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With the advances on SDcards, IPoAC is getting better and better.

Two9A,

As the saying goes, “for bandwidth, nothing beats a truck full of tapes 1TB MicroSDs hurtling down the highway”.

Akasazh, in Is there a line from a movie that really resonated with you but when you say it most people don't get the reference?
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I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve

helixdaunting,

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

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