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lorddresefer, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?

Smoke and mirrors. Optical illusions. Puzzles. Riddles. Trap doors. Hidden sharp objects. Hidden blunt objects. Needing multiple people to complete something or turning multiple keys or keylike objects from other parts of the story perhaps?

Zappy, in "Connect" for Lemmy app - anyone tried it yet?

So far I'm into Connect, nice modern interface, uses my Material You theming and very close to what I was using before for Reddit. Very solid

ivanafterall, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"
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Sugar-free gummy bears.

NetHandle, in Why do bots try to join instances?

It's marketing, it's propaganda, it's psyops. Influencing what posts make it to the front page, what posts stay in hot, what opinions get upvoted or downvoted just to make them look popular or unpopular. Mass reporting for posts that offend them. Having entirely fake, scripted conversations to convey points in a more trusted manner in order to influence the reader.

Remember, nobody is immune propaganda.

Underwaterbob, in What is something good happening in your city/town/local area?

I live on Jeju-Do: a South Korean island with a population of ~700'000. Half of the registered electric cars in all of Korea are on the island. Anecdotally, just driving down the road to work, every third car I see is electric. We've got electric buses, scooters, and bikes all over the place too. If only we could stop the pollution blowing over from China (not that Korea is innocent of polluting their own air.)

iamhazel,
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That sounds awesome..!

aragon, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"

Ripe bananas.

MacroCyclo, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"

It’s been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.

I_Miss_Daniel, in What is something good happening in your city/town/local area?
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We're supposed to be getting a rail trail soon. Train line hasn't been used for more than 30 years. New England, NSW.

The train folk aren't happy about it, but I can't see the government spending billions to open a badly decayed line when one already exists two hours away along the coast, and they're already building another one on the plains not too far away.

iamhazel,
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Rail trails are amazing tbf, there's one right that passes across the street from me, it goes 30 miles west to Lake Michigan.

JWBananas, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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You're gonna need a bigger knife

headlesscyborg, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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You’re putting so much effort to avoid pooping… but you should put the same effort into making sure that once this whole thing is over, there’s a toilet you can sit on for a few hours without being interrupted. If I was you, I’d choose one in advance and call there for a reservation.

snek_boi,

My shitless friend will arrive at that toilet in pain for having held all that shit inside. While I support the idea of reserving a toilet as soon as possible, I hope they don’t sit on it for too long. We don’t want to add hemorrhoids to the list of pains 🥵

Smoogs, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

It’s ok. He/she/them will understand that people do poop. They aren’t worth it if they can’t Accept this

Padit, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Use anti diarrhea medication, for example Loperamide, it's available in every normal pharmacy (found it in France and Germany, no idea where you are). It will basically numb all your muscles in your gut and it will become impossible to poop.

For three days that should be fine, but you should reduce your food volume a bit.

This is unhealthy and stupid!!! But it works and is not crazy dangerous for your body.

P.S.:I guess you should just overcome your social fears and poop like a normal person.

Gabtraf,

Is there a healthy way to not shit for 3 days by force?

tourist,
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This is unhealthy and stupid!!

So long as we're giving this kind of advice, I don't know why we're stopping at loperamide

OP, heroin and other psychotropic opioids do the exact same thing. They're much cheaper and more fun.

You could also superglue your anus shut. Fun imho but many will disagree

mdwhite999,

I love the escalation in this comment

Yadaran,

My man went all in haha

Seabass78, in "Connect" for Lemmy app - anyone tried it yet?

I've been using it for a few days and really liking it. Not sure if anyone else had a problem with list view looking pretty much the same as card view but that's working properly for me now.

I'd like something that recreates what Reddit is fun was like but Connect is near enough that I can see myself continuing to use it.

gina, in What are your favorite (Youtube) video's/documentaries of all time that you can watch again and again?
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I created a playlist of the recommendations here and thought I might as well share: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9W-RMmS6ewK9p8OtJEKXtClpXEibXEIU

I also added this video on the Boeing 737 Max from MegaProjects, and a couple on a subject near and dear to my heart: Boy Bands of the 90s:

When Corden Met Barlow and The Boy Band Con.

VoxAdActa, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"
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It's 2030. The world has changed. Russia has fallen. Ralph Nader's reanimated cyborg-corpse is president. Britain is back in the EU. And Lemmy is known everywhere as "The Poop Site".

DiaryOfJayne,
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Good shit 👍

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