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kersploosh, in My AR 15 wont cycle. Any ideas how to fix the issue?
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Bruh, wrong place. Try one of the many gun-centric communities:

!guns

!guns

!guns

!guns

!canadaguns

unknowing8343, in I'm being harassed by mosquitoes, how do i kill them all?

We are looking for content at !FuckMosquitoes

interdimensionalmeme,

That link wants to open in emails

unknowing8343,

The standardization has not gotten yet to your frontend, it seems.

Summzashi, in How often do you brush your teeth?

When I wake up. Once a day. Never had issues, breath smells fine etc. Guess I’m blessed with great tooth genes.

ProtonBadger,

I always wondered whether it’s flora and fauna dependent to some extent, so some people have bacteria that don’t damage the teeth and other have the nasty ones and have a constant battle.

Summzashi,

I’ve been a massive slut for a couple of years. I wonder if it was possible to pass those germs on.

Sev,
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I’m 80% once a day [night time] and touch wood, only ever had one filling needed and that was back in 2009. Bro sciencing it but I chalk it up to drinking a lot of water and shlooshing my mouth out after meals, especially if i’ve had orange juice, ice cream or other not good for teeth stuff. A bit of gum maybe too, but I don’t know how much of BigGum fills our heads with random fake science.

I did have a ‘uh-oh’ phase a few months ago where my teeth were super sensitive, but some Sensodyne, mouthwash and twice daily sorted it out and now i’m fine again…and back to my old habits lol; enamel must of taken a lil beating.

Dentist says things are always fine, so I just keep it up /shrug

Papanca, in What are these comments on lemmy posts?

A few minutes ago Ruud posted that there was a hack, i wonder if it has something to do with that?

lemmy.world/post/1290412

loutr,
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Yes, these comments are JavaScript code, intended to run in the browser of anyone viewing them. Best to stay clear of the webapp for now (native mobile apps should not be vulnerable).

mizu6079, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

I miscalculated. The poopless days begin tomorrow, not today. About 28 hours left.

Spidertax,

Are you trying to build up a giga shit, so you can clog your nemesis’s toilet?

Cloak,
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Thanks for the update

rockmeat,

will you keep us posted on how it's going?

headlesscyborg,
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Since you added the hours left, the whole (not-)pooping thing sounds way more serious now. Damn, maybe if you added some countdown timer, I’d stop laughing.

Spoiler: I won’t

Badkid,

The forbidden poop saga continues...

mizu6079,
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Currently sitting on the toilet. Taking my last shit. 12 hours and 33 minutes left.

mizu6079,
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It’s not working.

mizu6079,
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Is this what giving birth feels like?

mizu6079,
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Help.

mizu6079,
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I’m looking up at the ceiling, my mouth open in a silent scream of rage and desperation. Cords stand out on my neck as every neuron in my brain wills that stubborn piece of poop to pass through my hole. My phone is in my hand, playing this video on loop. Yet, the fecal brick resists. It is not showing any signs of giving in. However, I am determined to clear myself out before the three-day period starts. I am not giving up.

mizu6079,
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I gave up. I forced it so hard it almost made me throw up. I’m going to bed.

mizu6079,
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Attempt 2 at taking my last shit.

UPDATE: I failed again.

mizu6079,
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UPDATE: I HAVE OFFICIALLY SHITTEN MY LAST SHIT!

mizu6079,
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The shitless period has begun.

mizu6079,
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Day 1 of not shitting started 4 hours ago, but it’s time for the real journey to start. Goodbye my friends. Wish me luck.

mizu6079,
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Day 1 is over. I have not shitten.

mizu6079,
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Very bad situation can’t focus on grammar and stuff but i almost shat only forced myself not to becoz cant disappoint lemmings anyways bye now that’s the day two update

mizu6079,
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3 DAYS OVER I MADE IT LESGOO

wason, in has anyone tried out lemmynade as a lemmy app?

You are linking to an old version. There's a new version v0.9.8 and was renamed to Liftoff.

Also, as a suggestion just link to the releases page and the latest will be on top.

https://github.com/liftoff-app/liftoff/releases

Kleysley,

Liftoff as a name is so confusing because thats the name of one of the most popular FPV drone simulators. How do you even find this app on a regular web search?

garamasala,

Presumably the same way you find other apps that don’t have the name of the protocol in the name? “Lemmy liftoff” and it’s the first result for me.

You could say that Lemmy is a confusing name becausse it’s the name of a very famous singer.

FanfictionConsort, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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I have a good option here: Dairy.

Basically, your body can only produce so much Lactase (the thing that breaks down Lactose) at a time. Lactose intolerant people barely produce any Lactase, which is why eating a tiny bit of cheese is OK for them, but they'll explosively shit themselves if they have a glass of milk.

Anyways, you have a lactase limit, time to find it. An added bonus of this strategy is that your options are a bit more varied: You can load up on cheeses, milkshakes, cream puffs, cheesecake. Regular old milk has the most lactose though, so if you want to shit yourself plentifully and violently, bring a ton of that (and whatever other foods you want, the milk will do the work here). Just don't try and chug a whole gallon of milk in under 20 minutes, you'll vomit because it will dilute your stomach acid until instead of digesting it, it'll curdle in your stomach.

ErgodicTangle,

Thanks I hate vomozarella.

Mugmoor,
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I'll just leave this here... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqbvu8jZBOw

MajorMajormajormajor,

Jesus Christ. I'm glad that video is only in 480p, somethings don't need to be in 4k.

captainjack, in Is there a listing of which instance each subreddit moved to?

Here is a list that claims to show “instances of the Reddit communities on alternative platforms”: sub.rehab.

NetHandle, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

So uhh, step one: get cholera (it lives on shellfish, and plankton do with this what you will, lick some shells or something)
Step two: ingest cholera
Step three: try not to die

TheDankHold, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?

I like that the total values of both votes are shown. It's better than the way reddit has it at least.

CalcProgrammer1,
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Agreed, Reddit used to show up/down counts but got rid of it and I thought that was a stupid choice on their part. Reddit also did other weird manipulations to the upvote count on posts which I’m glad we don’t have here.

TheDeadGuy,
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People tend to upvote and believe anything that already has a lot of upvotes. Seeing downvotes is a good red flag to warn users to not blindly believe everything they see with positive karma.

I think the current system is harder to manipulate than reddit

JuxtaposedJaguar,

I think it’s overall a good feature, but it’s also a bit unfortunate that you can’t vote based on the score that you think something should have, without that vote carrying an additional (unintended) meaning.

Like if someone gives a poorly thought out but otherwise good faith opinion. Maybe it has a score of -50 but it only deserves -10. Now my upvote might be seen as proof that at least one other discussion participant supports that opinion, when that’s not actually the case.

MacroCyclo,

It is weird that we vote like that. I find myself bringing a lot of good faith comments back up from 0 not because I agree with it, but because I think it is a comment worth 1 upvote lol

Skellybones,
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Please keep it every other site has removed the idea of a downvote and here we got total and we can see up/downvotes

Send_me_nude_girls, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

Aside of people probably being a few years older. Less bots and astroturfing and I bet most people who moved to Lemmy are not your average mainstream user, usually more informed than average. It's easier to talk to calm people instead of the "whoosh I got you buddy" person. With fewer user the chance to get heard and not drowned by meme and joke replies is also much higher. But when more user join this likely changes.

oxideSeven, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@oxideSeven@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Eat a full MRE the day before. Good luck ever pooping again.

dill, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?
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It would have to be well hidden or well guarded. Indiana Jones and Tomb Raider come to mind as well.

Merthin1234,

Yeah without knowing anything else about the world, hiding and guarding seem like the best options.

unomas, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

someone should create a badge to mark this special occasion. "I was here for the famous poop post of 2023"

JesusTheCarpenter, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

!RemindMe 7 days

kresten,

I'm sure it's coming at some point, we'll just need more fleshed out bot APIs

rainfern,

:'|

PotjiePig,

VeryLostRedditors

FleaCatcher,

For Jesus, I'll set-up an alarm on my phone.

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