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Padit, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Use anti diarrhea medication, for example Loperamide, it's available in every normal pharmacy (found it in France and Germany, no idea where you are). It will basically numb all your muscles in your gut and it will become impossible to poop.

For three days that should be fine, but you should reduce your food volume a bit.

This is unhealthy and stupid!!! But it works and is not crazy dangerous for your body.

P.S.:I guess you should just overcome your social fears and poop like a normal person.

Gabtraf,

Is there a healthy way to not shit for 3 days by force?

tourist,
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This is unhealthy and stupid!!

So long as we're giving this kind of advice, I don't know why we're stopping at loperamide

OP, heroin and other psychotropic opioids do the exact same thing. They're much cheaper and more fun.

You could also superglue your anus shut. Fun imho but many will disagree

mdwhite999,

I love the escalation in this comment

Yadaran,

My man went all in haha

Smoogs, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

It’s ok. He/she/them will understand that people do poop. They aren’t worth it if they can’t Accept this

headlesscyborg, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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You’re putting so much effort to avoid pooping… but you should put the same effort into making sure that once this whole thing is over, there’s a toilet you can sit on for a few hours without being interrupted. If I was you, I’d choose one in advance and call there for a reservation.

snek_boi,

My shitless friend will arrive at that toilet in pain for having held all that shit inside. While I support the idea of reserving a toilet as soon as possible, I hope they don’t sit on it for too long. We don’t want to add hemorrhoids to the list of pains 🥵

JWBananas, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@JWBananas@kbin.social avatar

You're gonna need a bigger knife

I_Miss_Daniel, in What is something good happening in your city/town/local area?
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We're supposed to be getting a rail trail soon. Train line hasn't been used for more than 30 years. New England, NSW.

The train folk aren't happy about it, but I can't see the government spending billions to open a badly decayed line when one already exists two hours away along the coast, and they're already building another one on the plains not too far away.

iamhazel,
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Rail trails are amazing tbf, there's one right that passes across the street from me, it goes 30 miles west to Lake Michigan.

MacroCyclo, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"

It’s been like two days and we already have inside jokes. Loving it.

aragon, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"

Ripe bananas.

Underwaterbob, in What is something good happening in your city/town/local area?

I live on Jeju-Do: a South Korean island with a population of ~700'000. Half of the registered electric cars in all of Korea are on the island. Anecdotally, just driving down the road to work, every third car I see is electric. We've got electric buses, scooters, and bikes all over the place too. If only we could stop the pollution blowing over from China (not that Korea is innocent of polluting their own air.)

iamhazel,
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That sounds awesome..!

NetHandle, in Why do bots try to join instances?

It's marketing, it's propaganda, it's psyops. Influencing what posts make it to the front page, what posts stay in hot, what opinions get upvoted or downvoted just to make them look popular or unpopular. Mass reporting for posts that offend them. Having entirely fake, scripted conversations to convey points in a more trusted manner in order to influence the reader.

Remember, nobody is immune propaganda.

ivanafterall, in Unconventional Food for a 3-Day Pooping Marathon?"
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Sugar-free gummy bears.

Zappy, in "Connect" for Lemmy app - anyone tried it yet?

So far I'm into Connect, nice modern interface, uses my Material You theming and very close to what I was using before for Reddit. Very solid

lorddresefer, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?

Smoke and mirrors. Optical illusions. Puzzles. Riddles. Trap doors. Hidden sharp objects. Hidden blunt objects. Needing multiple people to complete something or turning multiple keys or keylike objects from other parts of the story perhaps?

AnaGram, in Does anyone else feel extremely annoyed when things are even slightly imperfect?

You could become an expert on what’s in the queue to be fixed and spreading the word to the people with questions / frustrations. Managing changes is as important as making the [code] changes!

Saigonauticon, in Does anyone else feel extremely annoyed when things are even slightly imperfect?

I'm in the habit of being consistently unsatisfied with my own work. Even by achieving my initial goals, I learn new ways it could have been better, and it instantly becomes mediocre in my eyes.

I think this is a good habit of mine, but it requires that I attempt to accomplish meaningful work constantly. It doesn't matter too much to me exactly what I make, as long as it's something (sometimes it's code, but sometimes it's a nightmare of brass and iron and science).

Coding is not the only thing software needs. It needs bug reports, documentation, graphical designers, funding, how-to videos, and so on. There are many problems to solve and many ways to contribute, requiring a diverse set of skills!

There's a neat math proof that proves you can code if you can follow a flowchart. However, if you don't like coding, it's unlikely to be of particular interest and perhaps those other methods of contribution would bear more fruit!

Creating new content to share on Lemmy is another way to help it grow! Tell us worthy tales, share your best thoughts!

Blazingflames6073, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
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One of the more interesting posts I've seen here

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