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solrize, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

It is still full of geekery: the sociopaths are not yet here. See:

http://meaningness.com/metablog/geeks-mops-sociopaths

Chathan,
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Great read. I am fanatic then. 🫣

TheDeadGuy, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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You could eat a posterior

Whisper, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

So,... to pass your D-test... :D... Laxative in recommended doses, liver and kidney purifier as Uroperine (again, recommended doses), and gallons of water ;-)

livus,
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Probably the kind of laxative that uses "bulk", so OP has plenty of material to work with.

MrTHXcertified, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?

Everything is fine in moderation!

manitcor, in It would be cool to have Lemmy pen pals. Asklemmy, what are your hobbies and what's your life like?
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tech, movies, music and social media.

im one of those "works too many hours" types. If im not in front of a screen I'm hanging out with my family or the feral cats we are rehabbing.

soybeanscheesesticks, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

hardypart,
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This shall go down as the first meta shit post in the history of Lemmy. I love it!

Quexotic, (edited ) in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

To the best of my understanding what you need to do is go to Ryan's steakhouse or try Haribo sugarless gummy bears

Edit: formatting

bumbly,

Or this review of fiction also read by @uselesslesbian2405 on youtube

Maxcoffee, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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What you need is medication, not food.

Get a bunch of laxatives, stool softener (if you need it juicy) and even some lactaose and senna if you're real keen.

Then eat a shitload of greasy food and you're set.

fomo_erotic, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Habanero protein shakes with extra coconut oil.

TZUI1hRq, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?

Put the room in an isolated location? In a cave, on a mountain, hundreds of leagues from the nearest settlement.

Elegast, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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well, time for me to unsubscribe from this community....

iAmTheTot,
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You don't like the occasional chuckle?

MajorMajormajormajor,

Who doesn't?

Elegast,
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Not my type of humor. But cheers, to those who like it.

Konman72, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

I'll be the one to give an honest answer here. Just hit Taco Bell and grab 3 days worth of food, which should run you about $20. Then grab as much coffee as you can carry and just mix it all together in a big tub. Should take care of it for ya.

DolphLundgren, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Omg. I love Lemmy already. This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a post in a long time. Bravo.

Konman72,

We already have callbacks and inside jokes! I'm never leaving.

DolphLundgren,

You nailed it. It’s the callbacks and inside jokes. That’s what makes it feel like “home”

razorwiregoatlick, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?
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Just like on Reddit, I don’t care. As long as it’s not tied to my ability to interact with the community then let them have their silly internet points.

JuxtaposedJaguar,

One annoying thing on some subreddits was moderators auto-removing your posts unless you had a certain amount of karma.

Serinus,

The throttles are really useful. But I agree on the first post and the removals.

flint5436,

But it influences the community itself, doesn't it? If you have a bunch of parrots saying what they think others want to hear suddenly you have a lot less real interactions and way more "reddit moments"... I like how mastodon did it and maybe lemmy should also provide the option to hide likes/dislikes alltogether.

razorwiregoatlick,
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That is a great point. I definitely don’t enjoy the “hive mind.”

Kurt, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Lol nice. The answer is milkshakes and spicy chilli dogs

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