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MinFapper, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Soylent?

Should be available at most grocery stores

PastaTrees,
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I can't tell if it's made from people or not

Ghostalmedia,
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I had GI issues that forced me to live off protein shakes like soylent for months. You still poop, but it turns into more of a Nutella spread.

Vex_Detrause,

Why would you compare it with Nutella! I'll forever remember @Ghostalmedia poop when I eat Nutella.

specks, (edited )

Yeah, after a few days on a Soylent diet, should enter reduced pooping mode. Since people only poop every few days I believe.

And for the record, you don't have to drink a while bottle for a meal. Can nurse a single bottle throughout the day.

rolofox, in My mom got a new phone (Samsung Galaxy A13 5G) and it's having problems with phone service. I'm not much of a phone person, so I was hoping someone here would be able to help us.
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Does she have data With wifi off?, Sometimes this could be something to do with the APN configuration not in the phone, what service does she have? T-Mobile? At&t?

WhoRoger, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@WhoRoger@lemmy.world avatar

High protein, low fiber diet.

It's a real thing, pilots of U2 spy planes that needed to fly for ~18 hours straight without any possibility of pooping, needed to be on a special diet for a few days before a mission.

What exactly it consisted of I don't know, but this is the internet, so I'm sure it can be found. I suspect mainly beef. Maybe jerky?

mizu6079,
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Thanks. I'll try to find some food like that tomorrow. I have only 3 days to prepare.

WhoRoger,
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For real, ask on some aviation community or Reddit. You'll find real pilots with very specific experience.

My guess would still be beef jerky, plus it's light and doesn't spoil. Also I'd start asap, so you can still get empty before the "trip" and not have much inside left.

TheShane,

Reddit?

I'd that like Digg or Tumblr? Doesn't ring a bell...

Jimi_Hotsauce,

Reddit? damn near took it out for a nice dinner!

vegivamp,
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There is something called low-residue diet, often needed before or after certain medical procedures. You might Google information on that.

Parsecale,
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This person is for sure going to pack themselves onto a pallet for cheap LTL interstate transport or possibly descending to the Titanic in a questionable craft.

livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Downthread they say they will also do a lot of walking. It does sound like some sort of... "informal migration" scheme.

Adama,

For anybody doing this seriously be careful. High salt/protein and low water sounds like a recipe for all kinds of issues.

For example extremely high water low salts can cause brain swelling and death.

livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

They should really drink oral rehydration salts instead of plain water.

Trebach,

For example extremely high water low salts can cause brain swelling and death.

And before that, you lose your balance, are vomiting and have diarrhea after you eat/drink something, and have seizures. Then your kidneys shut down.

The week in the hospital on IV fluids and dialysis recovering was not pleasant.

BasicWhiteGirl, (edited )
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I just watched a movie(bad thriller) about hikers. They popped some pill before they started to climb to stop them from pooping. Wonder what it was and if pilots also take something besides just diet.

1st,

Probably Imodium. Most hikers keep it in their pack in case they get gerardia

benignintervention,

I was incapacitated by the shits in Toronto and Imodium locked that shit down

AkioDAccolade,

I wish Imodium worked on what I have right now. Been dumping straight liquid into the can every 25-30 mins for 7 days. I'm dying over here.

Doc says either norovirus or ecoli, Imodium does not touch it.

bigkahuna1986,

I ate some undercooked turkey and dumped for 2 days and just wanted to die at the end. 7 days seems unimaginable.

InEnduringGrowStrong,

7 days is a lot.
Try and stay hydrated, don't pass out, get well.

Quereller,
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Cholera

apis,
@apis@kbin.social avatar

If it is that bad then probably better out than in, but you may need to be on a drip to avoid dangerous dehydration, so keep your doctor updated. Hope you recover soon!

assclapcalamity,

*giardia

sectorfour,
@sectorfour@kbin.social avatar

*giardiniera

sethboy66,

*Ghirardelli

WheresYourShoe,

Thank you. I knew it was wrong, but it broke my brain and I couldn't think of the correct word, lol.

Kettlepants, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Okay, why don't you need this?

sunaurus, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@sunaurus@lemm.ee avatar

What I would do in this situation would be a 4-day fast. It's not for everybody, but you might want to at least consider it, because it's definitely doable, and some people even claim it's healthy (disclaimer: I am not a medical professional, don't take medical advice from random people on the internet).

To prepare, I would suggest switching to OMAD (one meal a day - effectively you will be fasting 23h every day) up until the trip. OMAD will help your body adjust to long periods of not eating. To be successful with OMAD, you need to ensure that your single meal will cover your daily calorie and nutrient needs. There's a bunch of resources about it online if you search.

Eat your last meal 48h before the trip - this will give you a chance to empty your bowels before you leave. Every day, make sure you drink enough electrolytes + take multivitamins. On the final day of your trip, it should be safe to have a SMALL meal (do not overdo it, you can hurt yourself by eating too much after a fast) - it should take your body over a full day before you'll need to poop.

How long do you have to prepare? Personally, when I first started doing OMAD, it took me over a month before my body became adjusted to fasting. But now, it just feels completely natural.

mizu6079,
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I have only two days to prepare. I'll also have to walk around a lot during those three days so I don't think I'll be able to survive with only one meal.

Badass_panda,

If you need to walk around a lot, it'll be tougher to do it on am empty stomach, but not impossible. You have plenty of energy stores to last 3 days unless you're significantly underweight to start with.

You will not be able to eat your daily allowance of calories for three days and not need to poop during that time. It's just not a thing that's going to happen for you.

If you are determined to eat and not poop, eat protein bars, and take an anti diahrreal (e.g., Imodium). You won't poop, but day 4-5 will be awful.

Ropianos,

I'm not sure what "walk around a lot" means exactly but I've interpreted it as hiking and I'm fairly certain that you will have a very bad time when hiking for three days without ANY food.

And why do you think that you won't be able to consume enough calories without food? All kinds of drinks should have enough energy to sustain you, e.g. soft drinks, especially if you sweat and therefore drink more than 2l a day. In the worst case you can also just eat sugar.

mizu6079,
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I'll walk to a certain place... Take a train to place 2... on and on until I return to my current location for a few days and can finally poop again before starting on the same journey again (but i can poop this time).

mizu6079,
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I don't mind severe constipation as long as i don't have to poop for those three days. Thanks a lot.

patchw3rk,
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BiaThemis,
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danc4498, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Why do you need this?

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

I'm sorry but i really can't say that here

withdrawn,

Just stay away from expensive submersible trips.

jzefbeio54,

underrated comment

denemdenem,

As far as I know the last one went to shit real fast.

assa123,
@assa123@lemmy.world avatar

keep safe, I really hope you're not being used as a drug mule (or forcing someone to be one).

NewNewAccount,

Dude’s going to jail and has poop anxiety.

bernieecclestoned,

Can you take a packed lunch to jail?

It's no picnic! Lol

lunarshot,
@lunarshot@lemmy.world avatar

bro, did Jurassic Park teach us nothing? when you gotta go, you gotta go!

paddythegeek, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I’d you can eat meat, beef jerky. Generally any high protein, low carb diet will be low output. Not sure about the sweating though.

TheMightyCanuck,
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Meat sweats lmao

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks a lot. It should be easy to find food like that where I'm going.

SirShanova,

At a guess, are you going to Philmont? Pack in, pack out your human waste?

Wander, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@Wander@yiffit.net avatar

Do you need energy? So there's something called the pineapple diet (please ask your doctor first) where you eat pineapple for three days to lose weight. Biggest problem here is the spam, so I guess you'd have to use some sort of food that can be rehydrated like soylent.

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

I'm not allowed to eat pineapple for medical reasons 😅. Thanks for replying though.

MajorMajormajormajor, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

1 word: pancakes. Nature's cork.

assclapcalamity,

okeydokey for the weirdo who doesn't shit from eating flour, eggs and milk. maybe you should drink more water?

unomas,

pancakes. Nature’s cork.

Nobody's ever said that before.

MajorMajormajormajor,

You obviously haven't rolled a pancake up into a cylinder and give it the tappy tap up the ol' poop chute eh? You're missing out.

homesnatch,

Intense scribbling.. With or without the maple syrup?

MajorMajormajormajor,

Without, do you want ants? That is how you get ants.

rlaimondas, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

@mizu6079 Vinegar

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

It's gonna be my main food and I can only carry a cinch bag so I don't think it would be a good idea use up space for a liquid...

briongloid, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@briongloid@aussie.zone avatar

Some armies use cheese to reduce frequency of bowel movements.

bkmps3,

This. I’m ex-military. Our ration packs came with these highly processed cans of cheese. I’d go 4-5 days without doing a shit.

Was never a good time after though

Velkas,

Ugh, I'd die. Dairy allergy means I'd shit my brains out

assa123,
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That would be counterproductive xD

Ghostalmedia,
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hot hot hot hot hooooooooot

bilb,
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I always hear MREs cause days-long constipation, but they probably aren't in the "easy to find" category.

Wander,
@Wander@yiffit.net avatar

I did not know that. I might want to consider eating more cheese just to have more time :P

ch00f,
Diskolikewhoa,

Was going to say this too. Especially processed cheese, that'll bind up your insides tighter than a sub in a vacuum bed.

zik,

Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

What type of cheese?

Mothra,
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Drier, hard cheese gives better results. If you want to not poop you cut out all fibre (anything vegetable). No coffee, no sauces/ oils. Eat less

AndyGHK,

“Hon hon hon, eet seems le poupeaux, she has surrendered!!”

dakerDraws,
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Does that work for (a good portion of the population) who are lactose intolerant?

jaeposten, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?
@jaeposten@midwest.social avatar

Sunflower seeds

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks a lot. I'm not sure I can easily find them where I am right now but I'll try.

Edit: Wait... don't sunflower seeds contain fibres? Shouldn't that make it harder to hold poop in?

snipe_at,
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i think the goal would be to eat the seed in the middle and not the husk

Kettlepants,

It won't be poop, it'll mostly be butter-style spread if that's all you're consuming. Wrapped up in a cellulose husk. Prepackaged for your convenience.

Kissaki, in How would you explain to a new user how Lemmy works?

I'd show it in action

tebro, in What are some of the "small things" you appreciate about Lemmy over Reddit?

I was concerned of the amount of users not being enough to generate content, but so far I have been proven wrong. And the quality of the content is much better. At least for now.

tebro, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

I was concerned of the amount of users not being enough to generate content, but so far I have been proven wrong. And the quality of the content is much better. At least for now.

mizu6079,
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Huh?

freeman,

Its an entertaining post and thread

adj16,

They’re ribbing you a little bit for making such a weird post. They were worried that fewer users on Lemmy would mean less interesting and unique posts, but here you are, making the most unusual content most of us have seen all day (or week).

someguy3,

The opposite of a shitpost.

adj16,

😆 nice one

tebro,

That wasn’t actually it 😂 I was replying to some other post and after the fact realized that something has gone weird as I suddenly saw this post title up top. Seems my comment deletion didn't quite take

adj16,

Oh lmao well it ended up being the perfect snarky response to such a wild post so just roll with it I guess!

imaqtpie,
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Lmao I've seen this happen a few times before and I knew it would end up being hilarious at some point.

Congrats, you just got a lucky little bit of Lemmy history.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/273f293b-72b7-4ed6-a390-e4c72cb04061.webp

codRL,

I read about that happening to someone else earlier.

Your comment is still kinda perfect for this post though, haha!

Wander,
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I've actually gotten really good replies over a communities like !selfhosted

RomanRoy,
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I mean, it really makes sense that self hosted communities grow strong in Lemmy, since it is self hosted.

That's why I'm pissed at the suckers at homelab

Mugmoor,
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Honestly /r/homelab is such a useless sub anyways. It's like /r/guitarpedals. Posts of the new gear people have bought, but have no clue how to use.

HobbitFoot,

This whole set of comments, no shit.

dipbeneaththelasers,

Mission accomplished

atwerp,

no shit

yes, that's the whole point, didn't you read the post?

livus,
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Literally. That is the objective.

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