_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Put some tape over the optical sensor on their mouse. Bonus points if you print out a little dickbutt picture or something.

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

We would use a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger with the words “You’ve Been Terminated.”

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Bonus points if the light from the sensor lights up his robot eye.

thesingingcrow,

Don’t - one person’s pranking is another person’s bullying.

abbadon420,

If you can’t take a prank, you shouldn’t pull a prank.

thesingingcrow, (edited )

Edit: apologies, I misunderstood that you were pranked first. I’m not a prank fan but you obviously have cause to retaliate. I’ll leave my original comment below.


This doesn’t make sense. “It’s just a prank bro… Can’t you take a joke?”

If the person being pranked doesn’t find it ‘funny’ what is it?

Knusper,

You could ‘upgrade’ them to a better operating system: malisipi.github.io/ubuntu-tour/

🙃

kthxbye_reddit,
@kthxbye_reddit@feddit.de avatar

Or turn an iPhone into a Samsung via https://trygalaxy.com/

Knusper,

I enjoy how when you connect to it from an Android phone, it’s like:
What in the fuck do you want here?! We’re not spending computing resources on you, dumbass. Go, send it to your heathen friends!

tunetardis,

I work at an office which uses Macs. If you have terminal access to a coworker’s machine, you can enter say “I’m watching you” and their computer will speak the text. Had a lot of fun with that until they figured out it was me.

Yewb,

Connect a 2nd wireless mouse keep it at your desk let the fun begin

lntl,
@lntl@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Buy a live lobster, cut the rubber bands off, and hide in their lunch bag.

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s a big lunch bag if you can hide in it. Hope it keeps you safe from that angry lobster.

Harlan_Cloverseed,
@Harlan_Cloverseed@kbin.social avatar

Pen island dot com

PrunesMakeYouPoop,

experts exchange dot com

Mattador0808,

Big bus tycoons dot com

Drekzak,

Fuck that got me good, didn’t know that one

Lakes,

Have any other monitors available?

If you do, literally change the monitor and hide the other one. Smaller the better.

BlahajEnjoyer,

Put one of them fake ransom ware screens

ezmack,

We’d change their desktop background to something stupid

bazsy,

Open fakeupdate.net put it in full screen (F11) and watch them debating how much of their work was unsawed.

minorsecond,

You just gave me an awesome prank to pull on my wife. Thanks!

AceFuzzLord,

I am not sure this works anymore or if it ever did since I heard about it years ago, but when you send an email to someone on something like gmail who doesn’t use some form of adblocker, be sure to put some hidden text in whatever color the background of their client is. Apparently they’ll eventually start seeing ads for that specific thing you hid in the email since those emails are most certainly scanned so you can get targeted ads (especially gmail and most likely outlook as well).

peter,
@peter@feddit.uk avatar

You probably need to receive more than one email about a subject before you start getting targeted ads

AceFuzzLord,

Forgot to mention the part about it being something you need to constantly do. Thanks for the heads up.

SlovenianSocket,
@SlovenianSocket@lemmy.ca avatar

Hit my boss with tellyourpartner.org earlier this week, a website that anonymously texts your partner with a list of STIs you select and a suggestion to get tested. Be careful tho it kinda back fired and he messaged a few of his exes lmao

chickenf622,

That’s a horrible thing to do to someone

SlovenianSocket,
@SlovenianSocket@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s construction for ya. The pranks can be ruthless

MothBookkeeper,

In our office, any time someone leaves their screen unlocked, we turn everything upside down in the display settings. Good way to remind people to Win + L when they get up. 😆

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