I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Konman72, 1 year ago

I'll be the one to give an honest answer here. Just hit Taco Bell and grab 3 days worth of food, which should run you about $20. Then grab as much coffee as you can carry and just mix it all together in a big tub. Should take care of it for ya.

zero_iq, 1 year ago

Murgh phaal / bhut jolokia curry, oatmeal, and coffee. You'll be sweating, pooping, and probably crying for an additional three days.

banjoman05, 1 year ago

Drink a can of sauerkraut juice and within a couple hours there will be nothing solid left in your body. Repeat a couple times a day, I guess?

Merthin1234, 1 year ago

Have you heard of the establishment known as Taco Bell? It should check all of your boxes.

shroomato, 1 year ago

The fuck is wrong with you Greg

TheButtonJustSpins, 1 year ago

I'd probably just camp out at a Brazilian steakhouse, personally. Make sure to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water too, to keep you running consistently.