DiaryOfJayne,
@DiaryOfJayne@vlemmy.net avatar

I was here

Kurt,
@Kurt@lemmy.one avatar

Lol nice. The answer is milkshakes and spicy chilli dogs

Rentlar,

Epic tier shitpost. Thanks for posting for the de-fedded instances that can't see @mizu 's post.

Silviecat44,

Lemmy Lore

JWBananas,
@JWBananas@kbin.social avatar

You're gonna need a bigger knife

JakoJakoJako13,
@JakoJakoJako13@lemmy.world avatar

You need nuts/seeds. Peanuts, sunflower seeds, almonds, walnuts, pistachios. Any high fiber nut and seed will do. If you can get it in bulk, the better. Like 10lbs should last you for well beyond 10 days. But if you need to shit your brains out, well, uh. There it is.

dystop,
@dystop@lemmy.world avatar

Literal shitpost

OtakuAltair,
@OtakuAltair@lemmy.world avatar

"It may be a shitpost

But it is not a shit post."

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moosetwin,

yes it is

Podunk,
@Podunk@lemmyfly.org avatar

"It may be a shitpost

But it is not a shit post"

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Ftfy

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Again this post? I mean of course you are doing the opposite version, the original one asked what to take in order Not to Poop over those 3 days but damn. Is this a new meme or shitposting trend?

Greg,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

What other post are you talking about?

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar
Greg,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

That's a strange coincidence

CmdrShepard,

I appreciate you.

ShartyWaffles,
@ShartyWaffles@kbin.social avatar

Literal shitposting

faltuuser,

Commenting to show that I was here for the first Lemmy moment.

boopdepop,

Might as well include me in the screenshot too. I was here

ApeCavalryArt,
@ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social avatar

If you have any preparation time, then Psyllium husk (sold as metamucil for one brand example) with lots of water. This would win on sheer volume, HOWEVER, if you take too much then constipation.

Half a spoonful a day with at least 2 cups of water

Quexotic, (edited )

To the best of my understanding what you need to do is go to Ryan's steakhouse or try Haribo sugarless gummy bears

Edit: formatting

bumbly,

Or this review of fiction also read by @uselesslesbian2405 on youtube

Elegast,
@Elegast@lemm.ee avatar

well, time for me to unsubscribe from this community....

iAmTheTot,
@iAmTheTot@kbin.social avatar

You don't like the occasional chuckle?

MajorMajormajormajor,
Elegast,
@Elegast@lemm.ee avatar

Not my type of humor. But cheers, to those who like it.

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Why are there so many experts on this topic.

Thebazilly,

Get the Starbucks poop potion

miraclerandy,

This was my thought, some high fiber foods and coffee.

Just walk between a Starbucks and Taco Bell for 3 days

Thebazilly,

Did you not hear about the poop potion?

s6original,
@s6original@kbin.social avatar

Taco Bell. Let the toilet know you'll be back amigo.

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