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unoriginalsin, in WTF species of spider is this

Those are skulltulas.

Daxtron2,

chsk-chsk-chsk-chsk

janus2, in What's your favorite instrument that really gets through to you?
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

Marimba

one of my friends rents one and played a few pieces for me. it was like existing outside of the rest of space and time. he’s really good at it and it just sounds magical

cheese_greater,

Reminded me about vibraphone ;)

CascadianGiraffe, in How to pull rocks out of pipe in the ground?

A coiled wire screwed to the end of the stick (like a spring). Jam over the rock and pull up.

Fiivemacs,

Or put silicone on tip of stick, glue to rock, cut stick, apply more silicone and repeat until empty.

cheese_greater, in Lemmings without bidet: how do you deal with your period?

Bidet, mate

ChefTyler1980,

Reading comprehension issue?

cheese_greater,

So its impossible for them to get a bidet? I didn’t exactly comprehend that part either…

ChefTyler1980,

The reason OP is without bidet is irrelevant to the question.

cheese_greater, (edited )

Not to put too fine a point on it but if OP said

  • can’t be/have toilet paper or any wipe
  • i refuse to wipe

Are we to go along with that as well and have it reflected in the calculus?

Sometimes you actually have to color a bit outside the lines in order to adequately provide guidance or actually good advice. And everyone but the OP has seemed to speak louder and more presumptively on this than OP themself so I’m going to respectfully end this exchange and hopefully OP can chime in more if its relevant for them to do so.

ShadyGrove, in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

This is probably one of the most common resolutions…but I’m going to (continue) to work out.

I started a strength training program in the beginning of November and have been consistently hitting the gym 3 days a week. It’s been great for both my physical and mental health.

ericbomb,

Same! I’m doing the hybrid calestenics program last few months and hope to keep it up.

OceanSoap, (edited ) in Anyone who recently had a "Yup, it was that kinda day" day. What happened?

Well, I flew back from the holiday break at my mom’s house. It was stressful and not relaxing because she’s getting up there in age and there was a lot of stuff I needed to do with her.

Anyway, a few things happened with getting home that made the trip longer. Had to check in my carry-on at the gate because no room, so I had to wait for my bag to come through on carousel. Then, I had to walk 20 minutes to where my car was parked, because I took the cheap park-and-walk option like a chump. Finally got to my car, but by the time it was evening traffic, so it took me 45 minutes to get home.

I pull into the garage and am getting my bags out of the trunk, when my neighbor comes up with a cheery “hi!”. Then she rails into me about how much she hates my dog barking, and that it’s been 2 years of my dog barking, and I’m super inconsiderate because I don’t bring him in after he barks twice, like she does with hers, and all the neighbors think the same. Also, she rents another house close by with tenants who work night shift and go to sleep at 2am, so my dog barking at 9am is also inconsiderate.

I was so fucking tired. This dumbass lady… I hadn’t even been living here for two years. Her dog barks a ton, my dog sometimes replies to her dog barking. My dog barks but not for hours on end, just a normal amout before I get him in, which is a fucking miracle in itself because he’s a great pyrenees. I’ve spoken to the neighbors, none of them think my dog barks too much, and how tf am I supposed to know you rent to night dwellers?? Tell them to get a fucking noise machine and put it on blast while they sleep, it’s fucking 9am, there’s a shit ton of noise everywhere. They’re replacing the roof two houses down and start at 6, the day time is fucking loud. Also, lady, I haven’t been home for a week. DO YOU SEE THE SUITCASE IVE PULLED OUT OF THE CAR??

What I said though is “thanks for letting me know, have a good day.”

elbarto777, (edited )

I went on “vacation” with my mom three times in the last two years. It was like tending to a small child. Constant care. Not fun. I decided I will only have vacations to myself for the next three years.

Also, wow. I hope you’re having better days these days!

A_Random_Idiot,

I cant even tolerate going to the store with mine.

She turns a 10 minute trip to grab milk and bread, into a 2 hour ordeal where I have to watch her like a hawk cause if I turn my back to her for .03 femtoseconds shes up and disappeared.

SheerDumbLuck,

You need one of those toddler leash backpacks.

raynethackery,

Send her a bunch of ear plugs with a note “for your tenants.”

APassenger, (edited ) in Is there a forum for people who are lonely and sad but specifically not incel sickos?

Reddit had things like over40, over50, and conversation subs.

If lemmy doesn’t have that, I think it should. Those were good places, less bubbled, and often more grounded. Just limited patience for those who constantly need help.

But if conversation is what’s desired, those worked.

I may not know you, but I hope the responses help and that your week kicks some ass.

Here’s to a good 2024.

stackPeek,
@stackPeek@lemmy.world avatar

I agree that Lemmy need those places!

stoy, in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

I make one new years resolution every year, to not make any other new years resolutions.

So far it is going great!

randomuser38529,

Listen here you little shit

Matriks404, (edited ) in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

I want to create Polish-Russian language exchange group on Discord.

Also I want to start learning another language, probably Italian, Turkish or Latin.

cashews_best_nut,

Polish is an impossible language. Too many consonants. Dobzre dobzre tak kurwa.

randomuser38529,

‘Bless you’

jordanlund, in When/how do you think capitalism will be defeated?
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

“Defeated” implies being stopped by an external force, I don’t see that happening.

It will collapse under it’s own weight in less than a century.

Maeve,

Let’s hope it’s the next too big to fail/stock market crash.

qooqie, (edited ) in When/how do you think capitalism will be defeated?

When 99% or less of the population can’t work or make any money. What I mean by this is the economy mainly driven by robots/rudimentary AI. The top 1% will be angry and try to keep it as is, but as history has taught us humans really like the guillotine in such situations

sin_free_for_00_days,

The huge difference now is these disgustingly rich fuckheads don’t live in any type of proximity to their workers anymore.

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

Ironically enough, Elon Musk - posterboy of "rich fuckheads" - actually does live in proximity to his workers. I read a while back that he'd sold off all his houses and lived in the same rental properties that his on-site engineers used.

sin_free_for_00_days,

I read that he sold his real estate and was staying in a place owned by another billionaire while looking for a place. That was a couple of years ago, I don’t really follow that fuckhead.

Fake4000, in I am to celebrate new years eve alone. How can I celebrate solo?

Get yourself a good dinner takeaway, favourite drink, choose a movie you would like to watch, and end it with some retro video games of needed.

LillyPip,

Me: shitty fast food, cheapish beer, and watching the Star Wars 1978 holiday special.

It’s all uphill from here.

Potatisen,

The game after everything is the way to go, also put some time into figuring out a good movie!

SheerDumbLuck,

Be warned, take out/ delivery on NYE usually takes 1-2 hours longer if you’re in the city. Lots of cancellations too. It might ruin your evening.

victorz,

Excellent warning. Might want to order very early in the day and reheat if necessary, if it’s good enough/worth it.

Welp, too late now.

andrew,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Start with a 2013 video game and end with a 2014 video game after midnight.

DarkGamer, in When/how do you think capitalism will be defeated?
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

Through abundance it will defeat itself by working too well. Approaching full automation the only way for capitalism to survive is via UBI, otherwise there will be no consumer markets. When we have enough productive capacity and sufficient UBI that everyone is wealthy without having to work, a society like the Federation from Star Trek becomes possible. When everyone has enough wealth that hoarding it becomes meaningless, we might achieve something like a communist society.

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

"Hoarding" or controlling resources will be always meaningful. There is limited amount of accessible matter, and even if all basic needs of every human is satisfied, people have inspirations to do things, including BIG things, and for that they need resources. The only way we might have something like communist society is if AI takes control, and no human is controlling anything of a value. Kind of like a "Culture" series of books by M. Banks. Or if we go completely virtual, but even then, the computation resource is of the value...

someguy3, in what are your fun, low stakes new year resolutions?

Try Dragonfruit.

ooli,

May be a little too wild, start with litchi or something

solidgrue, (edited )
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

Do you mean Lychee fruit, or are you saying to track down an actual lich and run it through a chipper shredder? I’m in either way

misophist,

Is it? My local grocery store in small town America has whole dragonfruit in the produce aisle and includes it in their overpriced mixed fruit tubs.

greenfish,
@greenfish@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll add it to the list! Kiddo is 4 so we’re probably just going to go to the Korean market and see what catches their interest

BlackPenguins,

Oh you are going to be disappointed.

darthsid, in Are charisma and "panache" basically the same or how would you differentiate?

I see charisma as an innate quality and panache is something you put on.

cheese_greater, (edited )

What would you say about Norma Jean’s confession that she turns “Marilyn Monroe” on and off and that she would likely not be recognized as Norma when she’s otherwise shut down MarilynMonroe.exe?

LillyPip,

This. Charisma is an innate but subjective quality, and panache is how you use what you have.

Like ‘pink’ is charisma, and ‘flamingo pink’ is panache.

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