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Leate_Wonceslace, in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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Biden needs to send the army to Texas and arrest Winey Greg.

DragonTypeWyvern,

No no he just needs to appease his murderous posturing!

Abbot will be satisfied with getting what he wants for no cost to him, surely.

God, I’m a political genius.

nxdefiant,

I can’t speculate as to what Abbot wants, but he’s definitely asking for an armed confrontation with the U.S. Military, and as a Texan, I think Biden should give only Abbot exactly that.

Fedizen,

there is such thing as an unlawful command. Is there a way the military deals with such commands?

nxdefiant,

I’m not aware of anything outside of the civil war. There have been impeached governors sure, but the feds stepping in to stop one or more states from being egregiously bad happened only once that I know of.

Rhynoplaz, in Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?

I’m sitting in a Red Lobster parking lot because my teenage son and his friends wanted to decimate endless shrimp.

dmention7,

As a former teenager, I apologize.

Rhynoplaz,

Thanks, but as a former teenager myself, I deserve this.

sbv, in What are some interesting thinking skills or strategies you've picked up from programming (or anywhere else, but try to stick to programming for now)

Do the important shit first.

I guess this may be more of a project management thing, but trying to figure out what the most important part of a task is, and getting that done first.

If I’m cleaning the bathroom, I do the sink, because if I have to stop, that’s typically the grossest part.

When I’m doing my taxes, I do the stupid parts that I can’t afford to get wrong first.

When I’m packing for a trip, I get the stuff I need day-to-day sorted out and in my carry-on.

I don’t think these are great examples, but they mean something to me.

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Please teach us how to have the sink be the grossest part of the bathroom.

pdavis,
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Fun fact, in a pinch the sink can be used as a urinal.

sbv,

It’s installed on a slight angle, so water pools in the soap holders and around the back of the faucet. If we don’t keep it dry, pools fill with gunge.

acockworkorange,

You mean like Soundgarden?

nikosey,

so the toilet isn’t #1? is it #2?

charonn0, (edited ) in What's something you're proud of doing?
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Remember Valentine’s day 2004, when San Francisco county started issuing marriage licenses to same-sex couples?

Thousands of couples showed up. Some from the other side of the planet, some from the other side of town. The County Clerk was overwhelmed and there weren’t nearly enough wedding officiants to keep up. So they put out a call for volunteers to be deputized by the Clerk as county marriage commissioners. I volunteered and officiated at dozens of ceremonies at city hall.

Still have my official commission hanging on my wall.

mxcory,

Okay, that is awesome.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I let a homeless guy know he dropped a nickel.

Toes, in What's something you're proud of doing?

Surviving

setsneedtofeed,
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CatZoomies,
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The indomitability of the human spirit. Good for you!

UrPartnerInCrime, in What's something you're proud of doing?
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Just cleaned up my whole apartment. I don’t think I’ve ever lived anywhere where the whole place is this clean. I normally deep clean one area then stop and by the time i clean the next area the first ones dirty again. Everything is sorted nicely, got stuff hung up that I’ve been putting off, vacuumed in every corner, the whole works. I’m exhausted but super proud

setsneedtofeed,
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Clean begets clean I find. It’s so much easier to tidy up than have to do a big cleaning. You’ve already done the hard part.

DontNoodles,

I’m proud of you too

sharkfucker420, in Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?
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Mentally preparing for a strong acid trip tomorrow. Getting homework done so I don’t stress about it etc

AreaKode,

Ground Control to Major Tom. Have a good trip!

sharkfucker420, (edited )
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Thank you comrade o7. Tripping with a good mutual friend and my girlfriend tripsitting. We have lots of coloring to do

dmention7,

🫡

foreverandaday, in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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Ain’t no way this is actually going to happen, any attempt at succession will be put down by the much larger national military. There will be no civil war.

Buddahriffic,

If any deep red states try to leave, why not just let them?

afraid_of_zombies,

If they vote on it Brexit style it will be one thing. If 51% of the population shows up and votes 51% to leave we can consider it. Wait until that happens.

FenrirIII,

Because not everyone there actually wants to leave.

Leate_Wonceslace,
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It’s violating the will of the people. They’re removing people from their country without consent or notice; no referendum nor opportunity to leave.

Chocrates,

Eh there won’t be an organized civil war of large standing armies, but I can definitely see the Redneck militias doing some damage. If it dragged on long enough they could theoretically get organized somehow.
I really doubt that the politicians in the GOP states want a Civil war though, it is gonna be hard to extract wealth from the poor if the whole system explodes.

braxy29,

i also notice nobody mentions the possibility that cartels could try to take advantage of any significant unrest in some states. i doubt states or feds want that mess.

Lianodel, in So is the US slipping into Civil War?

Oh, this’ll be fun in the future when people try to whitewash it. We’ll have another chance to follow up by asking, “a state’s right to what, specifically?”

braxy29,

to drown parents and kids, i guess. ☹️

but honestly, i think Abbott is engaging is massive political theater. i seriously doubt that man’s interests are served by actual conflict.

charonn0, in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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These would be ‘rebel’ states are among the poorest and most heavily dependent on federal subsidies. They need the US more than the US needs them.

braxy29, (edited )

i keep seeing comments like this. i want to point out texas has a LOT of poor and uninsured people, but the state economy is pretty decently sized with a lot of business investment.

that’s not really a bad thing for preventing secession. you think those with energy and tech money want their shit fucked up by Abbott and MAGA?

edit - speeling

snausagesinablanket, (edited ) in So is the US slipping into Civil War?
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IDK but I got shut down when I asked a few weeks ago.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

I’m sorry that happened to you, and you’re right, all signs are pointing to a second civil war in the U.S.

Fedizen,

what does that even mean?

AstridWipenaugh,

The states are beginning to openly disrespect the authority of the federal government. Texas Gov. Abbott directly said he believes Texas State law supercedes federal law. There is no basis for that position in law; the law dictates exactly the opposite. If Texas refuses to respect the authority of the United States of America and the rulings of the Supreme Court, the only way to resolve that is civil war.

Fedizen,

okay bud but what does “civil war” mean, here, now?

When people say “civil war” they mean a lot of things

braxy29,

i’m not sure what it means, but we do have a lot of national military stationed here. so that’s a factor.

Ifera, (edited ) in What is a niche interest or hobby you'd personally like to see represented more on Lemmy

Men’s rights, but not like the piss pitt that the Reddit one has, but one that focuses on real men’s issues, like how rampant prison rape is in male prisons, parental alienation, forced military service and such.

And before anyone says that “It is men who mostly commit prison rape”, well duh, that is obvious, but prison should be a rehabilitation tool, not a punitive one, and especially not a for-profit business like it currently is.

And add the fact that prisoners should be under the care of the government, and the fact that so much abuse, sexual and otherwise is ignored and not prevented is nothing but appalling.

Psythik,

How about a “human rights” community that covers all genders.

Ifera,

That is a way better idea, as long as there is no bashing on fence issues such as circumcision and the pink tax(And I don’t mean pink tax in the sense of feminine razors being more expensive while being functionality the same as men’s razors, I mean the absurd markup on feminine hygiene products, and in some places tampons being taxed as luxury items).

AnaisRim, in Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?

Preparing dinner for my kid. Getting him showered and put to bed. Then some late night work to meet a deadline.

toomanypancakes,
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Oof, busy busy! Hope the kid cooperates and the work goes quickly, you totally got this

AnaisRim,

Thanks! He’s 8. It gets easier as they get older. Until puberty. Then it just gets all fucked up. Lol

shinigamiookamiryuu, in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?

Since when has a politician known when to quit?

someguy3,

George Washington?

shinigamiookamiryuu,

He did serve for two terms. Back then, that was the most someone could do. The idea he could’ve been a monarch if he wished isn’t exactly accurate given the combination of public pressure, the way other founding fathers weighed in, and the fact that America’s then-neighboring allies the Haudenosaunee civilization was already a democracy superior to even the ancient Greeks.

kandoh,

Adams was his puppet, he was a shadow leader until he bleed to death in a dark ritual to extend his life gone wrong

JoBo, in What software do you wish that existed?

Not so much software as an element that needs to be part of so much software but, for some unfathomable reason, is not:

Picklists which work properly. If I type “U”, do not give me a screen full of Ts with the first U at the bottom. And let me type more than one letter to get to exactly where I need to be in the list. It can be done but it rarely is done and it does my head in.

Also, if you must include a scroll wheel to enter numbers, make it possible to just fucking type the numbers instead.

This is probably not what you intended this thread for but I’ll take any chance I get to ask UI designers to get a fucking grip…

midori,

I like a good rant. Got any more?

JoBo, (edited )

Software developers who never have, and never will have to, use the software for real. I think every coder should be forced to use their own software for one month out of every year they work on it (and be able to do the job that goes with it because how the fuck else are they going to get a clue?).

And fucking stop making PC software that looks like it was designed to be used on a phone. I cannot do my job on a phone, no one would ever do my job on a phone, everyone who does my job has at least two large screens. We do not want to click a million times to do one simple task, and we do want to be able to see masses of information at the same time.

/rant

fsr1967,

I think every coder should be forced to use their own software for one month out of every year they work on it (and be able to do the job that goes with it because how the fuck else are they going to get a clue?).

At my company, all developers spend time every year in customer support. It gives us first hand experience with what our customers are running into and asking for. We also work directly with field consultants on their projects. It’s not exactly this, but it’s pretty close, and it works really well.

JoBo,

That must help a lot. But often, when I am quietly cursing them, I just want to make them shadow me for a day to see, and feel, the impact of their ridiculous decisions. We have given them written explanations, had meetings, shown screenshots. But nothing gets through. If they had to spend a day a week using it, they might actually do something about it.

fsr1967,

We have given them written explanations, had meetings, shown screenshots. But nothing gets through.

They’re not paying attention, then. If they used it for a week, they’d probably just write off any problems as “eh, that’s how it’s designed.”

Some folks just don’t get that there’s more to writing software than the code. The human element is super important.

aaaantoine,

Software developers who never have, and never will have to, use the software for real.

Yes. The customer doesn’t necessarily know what’s possible or know how to articulate what features they want. I spent one week in a position where I was using my own software for production and immediately made several simple enhancements once I had hands on experience with the expected business process.

Every programmer should go through an exercise like this at least once in a while.

JoBo,

I am quite old, so remember the transition from scientists writing their own software to systems analysts who specialised in writing software that was fit for purpose. And that was exactly the ideal: the systems analyst was supposed to be someone who could code as well as their programmers could and understand the job the software was designed for as well as the customer did.

None of that seems to have happened. Some of the kids who could code got lucky with billion dollar jackpots from very low hanging fruit. And ever since, we’ve just been hit by waves of kids who can code going straight into software development with absolutely no experience of how work works.

It’s a difficult problem to solve. I have an aunt who developed software in the '60s and '70s who had to retire early because the languages she used became obsolete (apart from a brief bounce running up to Y2K). But it is a problem we absolutely have to solve. So much shitty software, wasting so much effort, for the developers and users alike.

intensely_human,

Here’s a basic UI thing that needs to happen: spatially stable navigation.

When I scroll up, something should not appear unless it was just hidden by my scrolling down.

When I hit “back”, I should always be where I just was.

These are, in some ways, the same thing. Scrolling up on a webpage is, quite often, intended as an “undo” for the previous scrolling-down action. When I scroll up, I want to see the last thing that disappeared under the upper fold. I don’t want to see your menu, which wasn’t there before.

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